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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Have you been asked if you changed your clocks today at all? We have, several times, it was bloody irritating.
Do the great British public ever really annoy the fuck out of you? For small, insignificant things like the above? They've all been cunts today.
Alt, interesting food ideas please.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:23, 198 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
HIYA *waves*
No one, not a single solitary soul has asked me about my clocks today, you might have had my share of clock changing questions today

Alt: I have ever mentioned Chicken Dumplings the size of a musk melon covered in spicy gravy?
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:27, Reply)
You haven't no, I'm doing a family meal tomorrow, and want something different.

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:31, Reply)
Well they went up to £2:50

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:33, Reply)
Chicken Tikka Lasagne fits that bill.

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:34, Reply)
I muttered 'I wonder if anyone got called out during the clock change' but that's fair enough really.
As some of our systems have been known to take a shit with their clothes on during the extra hour.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:32, Reply)
It's like the millenium bug all over again.....wait no the other thing

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:34, Reply)
Not really. I'd have cared a lot more if it was me that was rota'd on.

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:35, Reply)
I don't understand peoples dilemma. Mobile phones change automatically, right?

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:39, Reply)
People are pricks...I think is the point

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:40, Reply)
Most electronic stuff does, just stand alone clocks really. And my watch.

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:41, Reply)
Yes but how do you represent data in that 'extra' hour and make sure it's different from the previous hour.

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:41, Reply)
Dunno, don't care.
Who is working at 2am on Sunday when they actually went back?
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:47, Reply)
Lots of computery stuff works round the clock.

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:53, Reply)
That's because you rub shoulders with idiotic drunks now.

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:29, Reply)
Probably, yes.
One of our regulars was arrested at the weekend for drink driving, he drinks eight pints early doors every day, and drives, been doing it for years. The general consensus is well done, you've had a good run. Idiots.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:34, Reply)
There were two horrible old soaks on the bus the other day
Gave the lady driver a load of grief because she asked to see his ticket twice. They were very sweary and generally unpleasant.
Alcohol is a cruel mistress to some.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:37, Reply)
Still, thats how you get most men to sleep with you, eh ...eh...EH?

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:39, Reply)
They normally have to buy ME the drinks, dear.

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:48, Reply)
They're lowering the drink-drive limit up here.
I don't have sympathy for people that get tanked and drive, however I'm concerned about the impact it'll have the morning after.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:40, Reply)
Where is 'up here?'

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:46, Reply)
Scotland.
Lowering it to 50mg and rushing it through before Christmas. The AA et al seem to think it's pointless as most alcohol attributable crashes do not sit above that but below the current limit.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:50, Reply)
If punters making small talk is causing such upset, you're in for a difficult few years.

Have you thought of doing a Halloween themed menu? Things like "Scary shepherd pie" and "Spooky onion rings".
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:31, Reply)
How can an onion ring be made spooky?

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:35, Reply)
Put it on a plate with one of Emvees images on it

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:38, Reply)
you could call it minge tout

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:39, Reply)
presumably would need to be cooked in fanny batter tho

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:40, Reply)
Have them with a blood (sweet chilli, tomato) dip

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:38, Reply)
Tell the children that you used the frozen bag of them to beat a homeless person to death.

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:42, Reply)
We actually are having a Halloween fancy dress contest. Can't wait.

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:44, Reply)
You've changed your tune.

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:49, Reply)
Sarcasm Jay, sarcasm. Were you doing something special this weekend, how'd it go?

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:51, Reply)

thing one
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:53, Reply)
Went to newcastle and got wrecked.
Last weekend was the "date" and it went"ok", but won't be fappening again.
I have another with a new dude on Wednesday.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:57, Reply)
Disgusting.

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:58, Reply)
^ jealous

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:01, Reply)
Disgusting

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:05, Reply)
all the british public r cunts
moany, whinging, selfish, ignorant cunts.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:31, Reply)
have you considered setting your family on fire then hanging yourself?

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:33, Reply)
Needs MOAR account deletion

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:35, Reply)
Dozer is my friend really, he luvs me loadzzz.

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:36, Reply)
Yeah, I bet your gazz boz can hardly take the strain

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:37, Reply)
He's cock gazzed me loads man, it's an honour.

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:39, Reply)
urrrrrgh dozer's cock loads
consisting of salty tears and the occasional sad lonely sperm
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:41, Reply)
*passes the mind bleach*

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:42, Reply)
I'm surprised you know this.

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:43, Reply)
I'm not

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:45, Reply)
Nor me TBH

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:48, Reply)
leave yr sick fantasies out of this pls
and unstick yourself from the seat
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:43, Reply)
eew

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:43, Reply)
^spelt it backwards

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:44, Reply)
sex wee

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:45, Reply)
Tom Jones B-side ZZZZzzzzzzzzz

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:47, Reply)
Beer sniggers.

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:45, Reply)
NOTANKSMAN

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:47, Reply)
lager scoons

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:49, Reply)
bit lacist

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:50, Reply)
ale swogs

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:51, Reply)
jigabooze

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:52, Reply)
Well played, have a click.

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:53, Reply)
i haven't bothered
just remember that they are an hour out, innit.

although a tenner says frog can't stand it and fixes them all.

i fucking hate people. the public suck.

alt: VEGETARIAN PUB!!! there's one in soho, does a roaring trade.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:02, Reply)
vegetarians don't roar
more like a pleading mewl
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:03, Reply)
vegetarian
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CevxZvSJLk8
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:18, Reply)
she'd get it from the D-Bone

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:19, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/5500314#post5500335

needless to say, this is incorrect.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:26, Reply)
yer dunno wat yer point is doll
I'd happily pork Perry; I wouldn't touch you with Cranley's.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:29, Reply)
the point is: stick to rodents and moribund cats
no human female would go anywhere near you
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:32, Reply)
I hear that "Chicks dig him"

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:32, Reply)
you hear wrong
try cleaning out your ears
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:34, Reply)
correct

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:35, Reply)
I hear he fingers stray dogs.

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:36, Reply)
dogs are too butch for him
he likes them small and insertable
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:38, Reply)
He's after Lemmy, watch out!
Budgie related news, Jenny and Jimmy are still at it. Mucky little sods.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:41, Reply)
i think i've convinced peej to join the budgie club
by sending him pics of lemmy.

everyone should have a budgie!

except dozer. he'd probably ram it up his cockend.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:45, Reply)
We should have a b3ta budgie bash, meet up and discuss budgies, get progressively drunker, then all fall out. Very lolz.

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:47, Reply)
YESSSSSSSSSS

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:49, Reply)
also correct

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:39, Reply)
my cat is female, so ner

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:34, Reply)
your cat is not human

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:34, Reply)
neither are you

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:35, Reply)
sometimes i wish this were true
it would be nice to be invincible
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:39, Reply)
that sounds awright eh babydoll

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:04, Reply)
?
www.thecoachandhorsessoho.co.uk/
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:10, Reply)

👆💩☝
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:12, Reply)
that's the badger!

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:17, Reply)
and his morbidly obese spouse?

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:21, Reply)
is that menu deliberately retro or just naff?

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:18, Reply)
it's always rammed
you can keep your industrial estate frozen fish fingers and horse burgers
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:19, Reply)
Admittedly, the chestnut sausages sound nomnomnom.

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:32, Reply)
blue cheese and courgette burger!

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:32, Reply)
McDonald's is always rammed
the world isn't short of plebs who'll eat shit food
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:35, Reply)
I went in there for the first time in years on Saturday to line my stomach with 2 hamburgers.
everyone there minus the staff was wearing tracksuits.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:37, Reply)
I've only eaten there three times in my life.
It's fucking dreadful.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:56, Reply)
As is Little Chef, possibly the shittest eating experience ever, but this place sounds good.

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:37, Reply)
Oh careful there doc, disagree with him for long long enough and he will post pics of your kids before having a foam helmet breakdown, he's done it before.

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:40, Reply)
Wait ain't Old Man really the good Dr. Imble?

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:42, Reply)
Ain't you Rory?

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:43, Reply)
If only I was, he's a legend

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:46, Reply)
Apparently, I was for a while. #deeplyhonoured

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:49, Reply)
I for one actually liked Rory, I can't quite get it that people got so upset with him

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:50, Reply)
When?!

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:00, Reply)
4 months ago in a dream

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:01, Reply)
I was accused of being Rory, Pookie Bear and someone else I can't remember a while back.

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:04, Reply)
Bear Pookie was never a legend.

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:12, Reply)
His hat was

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:14, Reply)
I was ringo for a couple of months, then Albert for a few weeks.
Shambo kept claiming to know who's sock I was and get it banned because 'he was mates with the site owners' and had 'hacked the codez'.

All total bullshit of course.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:13, Reply)
No, it's the QOTW nutcase dr shambolic, he posted pics of other peoples kids and got banned, and keeps deleting stuff about it and lying about it. Well creepy.

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:44, Reply)
Shambo's alright

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:47, Reply)
He's a creepy mental, stalking people online and posting pics of children, it's weird. He deletes anything about it and has me on ignore for mentioning it.
He even gazzed me weeping and asking me not to mention it. I suppose if you're happy with that happening then he is 'alright'.....
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:52, Reply)
Well he has a fat wife, so give him a break

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:53, Reply)
I'm not giving anyone a break, if you publicly post photos of anonymous users kids I think it deserves a mention.
The only reason he's posting on off topic is because he has been banned from QOTW because of it.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:55, Reply)
You've changed FROG, where has the love gone?

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:57, Reply)
I like everyone really, but if you go mental online I'm allowed to mention it as often as I want mate. I'm not the one seeking out users identities and posting addresses and pics of kids.

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:58, Reply)
WAZ THAY SMEXY PICTURES?

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:00, Reply)
You'll have to ask him, I don't find kids sexy, I also don't search pictures of other people's kids, save them and upload them to popular image hosting websites to post on beeta

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:01, Reply)
Ye Gads

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:03, Reply)
Cripes!

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:06, Reply)
Baby baby, where did frog's love go?

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:59, Reply)
he's saving it all for #TT66959KRU

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:04, Reply)
Dunno what that is.

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:05, Reply)
Yessssss!!!

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:07, Reply)
might post some cock pics there, see how long they stay up

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:08, Reply)
haha, 'stay up'
eh? eh?
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:08, Reply)
you mental paedo prick

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:45, Reply)
Then again I also liked Battered

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:52, Reply)
Battered offered his advice when I mentioned we were getting the juicer. I think his sausagegate meltdown was a combo of stress and booze. I too liked him here, no idea what he was like irl.

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:57, Reply)
Can't really help you there, he may have been a cunt but I liked the knee-high prick

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:59, Reply)
advice on how to run a business to insolvency, good work

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:00, Reply)
I have no idea about his insolvency. I gathered he was successful careerwise, but I'm possibly wrong.

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:03, Reply)
WHY I OUGHTA

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:48, Reply)
I just can't keep up with all the name changes around here

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:49, Reply)
Who are you again?

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:51, Reply)
Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:52, Reply)
I think it's Kaol

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:53, Reply)
*skips in a circle*

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:55, Reply)
I thought you were into circle jerking?

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:01, Reply)
All about the circle Twerking nowadays

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:05, Reply)
*quavers in a square*

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:05, Reply)
*Snaps to the left*

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:08, Reply)
Steps to the righr.

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:09, Reply)
Take a pack now y'all

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:12, Reply)
do little chef exist any more?
I thought they died out with wimpy in the 80s
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:58, Reply)
says the man who guzzles any old shit "because it's free"

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:39, Reply)
dunno who that is
I'm an almost unbearable food snob
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:00, Reply)
you
you are the one who said that you ate at your work canteen because it was free.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:02, Reply)
never happened
Do you and your prettyboy share the same online delusions?
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:11, Reply)
An 'online delusion' that you keep deleting references to, several other people saw, made you bloobloo gaz me to stop mentioning it, putting me on ignore
Got you banned from sections of the website, warranted intervention from the mods who also called you creepy.....yeah okay m8
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:15, Reply)
no pictures of kids were posted in that thread by anybody
you should gaz baggyfrock if you want some real pthc to wank over

Anything has got to be better than that mumsie old clerk you're very occasionally banging
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:18, Reply)
I'm not trying to engage in lolbantz mr creepy, I'm just saying I saw you post pics of children and that's fucking weird.
You had a bit of a breakdown and embarrassed yourself, it's not really made any better by you having to use a sockpuppet to reply here because you're on autist dangerously obsessed with beeeeta.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:24, Reply)
this is proper creepy, son
proper paedo creepy
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:26, Reply)
Yeah okay m8 brilliant, I'm just glad I don't have kids you fucking nutter.

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:27, Reply)
Baggenfock 'has' kids

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:29, Reply)
shouldn't worry, mate
your missus is too old and will dump you for the next porky dweeb she meets off the internet

You've about as much chance of having kids as you have of sprouting fairy wings and a proper-sized cock
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:34, Reply)
Well thank the Lord, as you'd only out them in your weird internet games.

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:38, Reply)
Yes that's great mate, it's cool that you're trying to deflect it but it won't change the fact that you're a creepy internet weirdo posting pics of strangers children you've actively searched out away from this silly forum.

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:40, Reply)
^lubes his dried out sugar mummy with baby oil for that fresh-from-the-crib smell^

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:43, Reply)
Yeah, youre confusing silly web type memes with the fact that you seek out users away from the forum and post their personal information because they have made you look stupid. Bit obsessive. Very creepy.

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:47, Reply)
I wuz banhammered for not mentioning someone's real name. Bloody mods.

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:19, Reply)
I was banhammered for conning fairholme into posting his own address
Banned for somebody else being a moron. Sad times.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:28, Reply)
Plus posting his address in your sig, posting his phone number, his wife's email, pictures of his children, sending reepy threatening gazzes, you are unstable mate and had to beg not to be banned for good like a little bitch. Lol.

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:30, Reply)
Was it 52 Festive Road?
#mrbenn
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:32, Reply)
No idea pal, I have no interest in knowing and publishing the personal information of other people, I just post here for fun.

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:34, Reply)
For some people, this is a way of lyfe

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:37, Reply)
I guess it tells us something tht after being banned from sections of the website for posting pictures of children you still HAVE to post using another account.

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:45, Reply)
fairholme is bananaman

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:38, Reply)
This could be a new thread, what kids' tv character do you see a b3tan as?
I see frog as Gripper Stebson, a frightful bully.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:46, Reply)
yeah but that sounds like too much fun and totally not in keeping with the whole 'NO U R LOL' theme of this evening

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:51, Reply)
I had no idea that a standard people aer idiots/food thread would end up with bickering. I shall delete my account.

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:55, Reply)
+ in denial about being a creepy stalker

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:03, Reply)
^fantasises about seeing pictures of children online^

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:14, Reply)
Yeah way to turn it around mr creepy, brilliant, that's certainly deflected the fact you've been searching for pics of strangers kids, everyone's forgotten now!!!

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:16, Reply)
the thread's still there, Gary
No posts have been deleted and the only Mod edit was removing fairholme's address

You won't get your paedo kicks looking for pictures there.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:40, Reply)
Yeah of course weirdo

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:42, Reply)
dunno, paedoboy
strikes me if I genuinely thought somebody had done that, I'd make the tiny effort to provide some evidence

this is starting to make you look a bit desperate

just cos your missus gets wetter bickering with me on here than wearing babygrows for you at home
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:47, Reply)
Don't need to, you've been banned for it, I saw it, others saw it, I don't have to do anything.
Keep making your bent little digs if you like, you're the obsessive weirdo who, even if you hadn't posted pics of kids, still stalk users and post their details on here. You're a creepy nutter.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:52, Reply)
I was banned for posting Fairholme's address, you creepy little fuck

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:57, Reply)
Nice complete lack of self awareness there.

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:59, Reply)
What the fuck is a TOFUSH

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:39, Reply)
a vegetarian fish!
see, right, what they have done, is to make a pun on the words "tofu" and "fish".
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:40, Reply)
that's not a pun, love

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:41, Reply)
i'd have thought you'd like it
it's cheap
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:44, Reply)
Fucking hell, battered tofu?
All of the health benefits of tofu combined with all of the health benefits of deep-fried food
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:46, Reply)

+ and a angry dwarf serving you
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:56, Reply)
the only time I've enjoyed tofu was in southern China
and that was only because they always stuffed it with pork
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:01, Reply)
dunno quite how you can 'stuff' something that has the consistency of dairylea

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:02, Reply)
it's made of sterner stuff over there
prolly all those centuries of Confucian autocracy
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:11, Reply)
He does, it's called his wife

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:13, Reply)
Leave it man, it's not cool.
She has a glandular problem.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:20, Reply)
it's fucking hilarious is what it is

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:40, Reply)

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