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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Alright dudes,
Cracking weather here in the ox, seems a shame to be indoors. What do you like doing outdoors? I'm taking drinking white cider in the woods as a given.

Alt: what's your go to indoor activity when it's piss in with rain?

Altalt: favourite soup
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Feb 2015, 14:34, 145 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Very nice in MK as well.
I like walking with a podcast or something.
alt: Finding a show on netflix or something and watching a bunch of episodes back to back while drinking beer and laying on the sofa.

Carrot and coriander is pretty ok.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 14:36, Reply)
recommend me some netflix stuff.
I think I've done most of the obvious bits.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Feb 2015, 14:56, Reply)
Person of interest is my current go to recommendation.
If you haven't watched Battlestar Gallactica or the West wing yet you should..
(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:00, Reply)
seen galactica, didn't like it. will try west wing and person of interest.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:11, Reply)
Fargo tv series (if you missed it)

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:26, Reply)
I did miss it, love the film though.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:54, Reply)
Very very good
Just as odd and with the added bonus of giving the characters time to breath
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:00, Reply)
Person of Interest is very good
once you get over being irritated by Jim Cavaziel whispering every single one of his lines.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:28, Reply)
lillyhammer, almost as good as banhammer

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:32, Reply)
I never got into that.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:33, Reply)
I enjoy it and it makes me laugh, it is a good one for Sunday or Saturday mornngs

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:42, Reply)
You know what else is good on Saturday/Sunday mornings? Sleeping.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:07, Reply)
House of Cards is brillient.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:06, Reply)
I'm watching Broadchurch at the moment; not sure if that's a netflix one.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:06, Reply)
Yep true.
I assumed Windy had already watched it, if he hasn't that should be on the top of the list.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:06, Reply)
The original series from the 80s though

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:51, Reply)
Rick and Morty.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:08, Reply)
Walking is better done outside
Alt: reading. Always reading.

Altalt: mulligatawny or chunky minestrone with pesto
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 14:41, Reply)
I love having the dogs for walking with, they're a bundle of fun.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Feb 2015, 14:56, Reply)
Yes, when we come to oxford for lunch, it won't be to see you........

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:06, Reply)
we should sort that out.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:10, Reply)
Yes definitely
Will liaise with the roadie and the oaf
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:11, Reply)
bully

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:20, Reply)
Fine
The roadie, the oaf and the 6 toed pirate
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:36, Reply)
Pesto improves almost any food.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:29, Reply)
I like the chilli pesto
But I hardly ever get to buy it because Someone complains that I put too much chilli on stuff
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:36, Reply)
pea and ham to all.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 14:46, Reply)
amen

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Feb 2015, 14:57, Reply)
What do I like doing outdoors?
Well, I like to be sitting indoors in my pants, playing computer games.

Same answer for both alts.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 14:57, Reply)
nice weather in Leeds today
Favourite outdoor activity: using my vajankle.

Favourite indoor activity: using my vajankle.

Favourite soup: dunno, prolly cream of tomato. Heinz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 14:58, Reply)
Heinz have got tomato soup on lockdown.
What's a vajankle? I fear this is something I don't want to google at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:06, Reply)
fake vajina attached to a fake foot. for foot sex.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:08, Reply)
He killed a 90 year old woman, cut off her foot just above the ankle and removed the bones.
He now uses it like a fleshlight, storing it in a vat of formaldehyde on the rare occasions that he's not having sex with it, or using the yellowing old-lady toenails as toothpicks.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:09, Reply)
we've all done that, mate

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:11, Reply)
Also known as a "mrs dozer"

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:11, Reply)
I like going to the beach.
Alt. Film
AltAlt Brocoli and Stilton
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:18, Reply)
Lovely up here in the frozen wastelands of the North
Being a country dweller I do like to roam around my lands with the dog.

Alt: Cant beat a bit of sport channel hopping "oooo whats this international underwater polo live from Tallin don't mind if I do"

alt2 oxtail
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:25, Reply)
I like taking the dog round the park.
Alt: TV marathon, innit.

AltAlt: leek and potato.

Alright, Piglet? I saw the perfect car number plate for you this morning - WP10 PYG. You should definitely track down the owner and steal it off their car.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:27, Reply)
i saw a pink jeep with a 'BI9 9AY' plate, also perfect for windy.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:28, Reply)
Wouldn't Jay get first dibs?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:30, Reply)
In theory yes, but as we all know and is well documented he is a povvo renter living in a bedsit, I doubt he could afford it.
Could you afford that?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:33, Reply)
I just afforded an afford
Could you afford that?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:46, Reply)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:53, Reply)
plus transfers to two betrayal of trusts?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:56, Reply)
Possibly others.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:59, Reply)
It's all done under my wifes name

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:02, Reply)
Her (full) name?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:03, Reply)
B1TCH T1T5

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:16, Reply)
Vehicle enquiry
To make an enquiry enter the vehicle registration number (number plate) and the vehicle make.

Registration number BI9 9AY

You must enter your registration number in a valid format
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:37, Reply)
alright pedant, it said 'BIG GAY' although I don't remember the exact format. I didn't feel that detail was vital to the narrative, but as usual you have to spoil everything.
I hate you so much.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:40, Reply)
I hate you too bbz xxx

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:45, Reply)
B19 GAY would be valid.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:46, Reply)
BIG GAYS ARE NEVER VALID

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:57, Reply)
B19 9AY, don't cry
Oh god, I just googled 'big boys dont cry' to see who made it, and I found this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bljp9tu0vos

//edit//
AGH FOR FUCKS SAKE SORT OUT THE HTTP/HTTPS THING FOR FUCKS SAKE B3TA
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:09, Reply)
Want
Hang on, I'll search.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:38, Reply)

Vehicle details found: WP10PYG
GREEN, 2010 CITROEN C3 EXCLUSIVE 5 DOOR HATCHBACK
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:51, Reply)
well, I certainly don't want the car.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:53, Reply)
but it's "exclusive" ... it says so in the name

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:54, Reply)
I've been up Dick Slack in a bracing wind.

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:44, Reply)
soup, something with fish as an ingredient. best cheat soup blitz a can of baked beans with a cup and of chicken stock, coriander and orange zest. microwave.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:48, Reply)
That sounds rank

(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:49, Reply)
It really does.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:50, Reply)
Dr quinch earlier.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKxhI4I5kq8

(if you only watch one youtube video today watch this)
(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:55, Reply)
dude ... ewww

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:50, Reply)
Cullen Skink is a great fish soup

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:55, Reply)
oh grim

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:07, Reply)
That sounds horrid.
My baked beans top-tip is to add a knob of butter.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:10, Reply)
seriously better with the real instructions
tenplay.com.au/channel-ten/masterchef/recipes/matt-prestons-soup
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:22, Reply)
Oh yeah that sounds much better...

(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:24, Reply)
oh right ... if it's an Australian recipe it must be lovely

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:26, Reply)
They are known the world over for their cusine

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:34, Reply)
Just like Wigan
Breeding ground of epicures and fine dining
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:37, Reply)
HEY Wigan has a pier*
*may not have a real pier
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:43, Reply)
I like a nice walk in the rain, if in a city.
Out in the countryside, however, it's fire and cups of tea all the way.

Soup: pea & ham.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:50, Reply)
Leeds, Oxford and Milton Keynes?
Fuck off will you. Provincial parasites.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:53, Reply)
Brackers masssiiiiiiiiive

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:55, Reply)
London isn't the center of the universe.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:56, Reply)
Stunned would think it is
as due to his massive bulk he is creating a gravity well
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:57, Reply)
Hahaha.
Calm down, Worzel.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:07, Reply)
Yes it is.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:03, Reply)
Ahem
They are major conurbations, can you please make you whining nasal city smog induced ranting more inclusive to us country folk
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:56, Reply)

Fuck off will you. Provincial parasites.

Everybody talk about pop musik
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:57, Reply)
POTD

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:07, Reply)
Someone should make a "juicer" thread.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 17:17, Reply)
I like getting caught in the rain
Alt: Pina Coladas

Altalt:Home made Chicken soup with chunky Veg. seasoned to taste.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 18:06, Reply)
I like mountain walking.
Alt: Playing guitar
Altalt: Chinese chicken noodle
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 18:11, Reply)

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