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Well tonight thank God it's them, instead of you.
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 8:35, 143 replies, latest was 7 years ago)
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 8:35, 143 replies, latest was 7 years ago)
With the death of Ian McCaskel maybe Bono sees a gap in the market.
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I might listen to him when he starts paying some tax, bloody champagne socialist
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 10:06, Reply)
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That is how socialism is supposed to work, y'know.
Apart from the tax avoidance part, obviously. Maybe that's a tactic to ingratiate themselves with the New Right - after all, avoiding paying your taxes shows how smart you are.
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 10:27, Reply)
Apart from the tax avoidance part, obviously. Maybe that's a tactic to ingratiate themselves with the New Right - after all, avoiding paying your taxes shows how smart you are.
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 10:27, Reply)
if you go too far left and too far right
you'll meet each other somewhere in the middle.
just look at the 'kippers!
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 10:30, Reply)
you'll meet each other somewhere in the middle.
just look at the 'kippers!
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 10:30, Reply)
The horseshoe theory, yes.
Are ukip particularly left wing? I thought they'd just duped the working classes by playing to their social conservatism?
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 10:47, Reply)
Are ukip particularly left wing? I thought they'd just duped the working classes by playing to their social conservatism?
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 10:47, Reply)
i don't think they are
but I know a fair few northern diehard labour voters who voted ukip in the last election. so they must be appealing to the left somehow!
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 10:53, Reply)
but I know a fair few northern diehard labour voters who voted ukip in the last election. so they must be appealing to the left somehow!
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 10:53, Reply)
fuck yeah
also, have you seen this? makes you proud to be northern...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-38334437
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 10:30, Reply)
also, have you seen this? makes you proud to be northern...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-38334437
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 10:30, Reply)
I have, was greatly amused by that!
I'm intrigued as to whether their experiment actually worked though...
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 10:32, Reply)
I'm intrigued as to whether their experiment actually worked though...
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 10:32, Reply)
freeze on its way up and cook on its way down???
there will be a shower of soggy, burnt crumbs landing on someone, somewhere, soon.
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 10:37, Reply)
there will be a shower of soggy, burnt crumbs landing on someone, somewhere, soon.
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 10:37, Reply)
A frozen pie twatting Farage at a couple of hundred miles per hour would brighten my day right up
But I'll accept soggy crumbs too.
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 10:42, Reply)
But I'll accept soggy crumbs too.
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 10:42, Reply)
he'll be working in america by then
you know, like an economic migrant.
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 10:43, Reply)
you know, like an economic migrant.
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 10:43, Reply)
And the Lord said 'Come forth and receive eternal life'
But John came fifth and had to eat the biscuit.
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 10:50, Reply)
But John came fifth and had to eat the biscuit.
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 10:50, Reply)
surely it should be the person who comes first
who loses and therefore has to eat the biscuit?
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 10:53, Reply)
who loses and therefore has to eat the biscuit?
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 10:53, Reply)
I believe it's supposed to be a race
Can't say I've ever played it though
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 11:01, Reply)
Can't say I've ever played it though
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 11:01, Reply)
whoa, best thread in weeks
don't stop me now
i'm having such a good time
i'm having a ball
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 12:36, Reply)
don't stop me now
i'm having such a good time
i'm having a ball
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 12:36, Reply)
Advent calendars are losing their popularity.
I think their days are numbered.
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 12:44, Reply)
I think their days are numbered.
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 12:44, Reply)
I bought a jehovahs witness one
Every time you open a door it tells you to fuck off
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 13:14, Reply)
Every time you open a door it tells you to fuck off
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 13:14, Reply)
Was considering fish and chips today
No decent quality ones near my work, sadly.
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 12:53, Reply)
No decent quality ones near my work, sadly.
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 12:53, Reply)
Nah, I'm out for a nice dinner tonight
Only just remembered, mind.
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 13:11, Reply)
Only just remembered, mind.
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 13:11, Reply)
I've just got chips with deep fried pigs in blankets.
A winner or a dish!
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 13:31, Reply)
A winner or a dish!
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 13:31, Reply)
You loiter round the bushes a little too often there...
Is there discarded porn or something?
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 13:05, Reply)
Is there discarded porn or something?
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 13:05, Reply)
No Jason, it's a royal botanic garden which I have a membership to and is half an hour from home, making it an ideal morning out to avoid the cleaner.
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 13:16, Reply)
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Do you leave the cleaner a note when you go out
Blaming the skids on the pan on someone else?
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 13:52, Reply)
Blaming the skids on the pan on someone else?
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 13:52, Reply)
Nah, cleaner/client confidentiality innit. She's taken the oath, I'll get her struck off if she breaks it.
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:11, Reply)
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I hope you are going to give the cleaner a tip this Christmas that isn't cash.
Cast offs and hand-me-downs should leave her in no doubt as the their position in society.
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:21, Reply)
Cast offs and hand-me-downs should leave her in no doubt as the their position in society.
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:21, Reply)
Might be an idea to sack her, and then try and ger her benefits stopped.
In the new year, give immigration a call.
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:28, Reply)
In the new year, give immigration a call.
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:28, Reply)
No point keeping her on anyway, she'll be brexited sooner or later.
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:29, Reply)
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( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 13:17, Reply)
Rubbish. They'll be all out for 400 and the injuns will win again. So sad :((((((
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InBev have sold Tyskie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's owned by the Japs now!
Slab times.
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:31, Reply)
It's owned by the Japs now!
Slab times.
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:31, Reply)
Reckon it would be a winner
Especially as part of a pineapple topped pizza deal.
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:39, Reply)
Especially as part of a pineapple topped pizza deal.
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:39, Reply)
They said they are "velly happy" to have acquired a popular
"Porrish....porrrrish.....porrr.....Eastern European Beer"
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:42, Reply)
"
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They start with the eastern european beers, next thing
you find yourself building a railway bridge with only head lice for your tea!
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:45, Reply)
you find yourself building a railway bridge with only head lice for your tea!
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:45, Reply)
Anyone wearing a Christmas jumper today?
I'm fucking surrounded by them.
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:44, Reply)
I'm fucking surrounded by them.
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:44, Reply)
somewhere up north
dozer is teasing the last few sad drops of sperm out of his now spent and flaccid cock after picturing that
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:57, Reply)
dozer is teasing the last few sad drops of sperm out of his now spent and flaccid cock after picturing that
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:57, Reply)
mine is quite subtle
it is grey with a few sequin robins on it. I have had 5 compliments! FIVE!
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:51, Reply)
it is grey with a few sequin robins on it. I have had 5 compliments! FIVE!
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:51, Reply)
Sounds like the sort of thing people who have to go to work get up to, so it's a no from me.
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:52, Reply)
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Back in my shorts and t shirt now I've done my outdoors bit for the day
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:59, Reply)
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Nope
If I want to look stupid I prefer to have the pleasure of getting thoroughly pissed first.
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:55, Reply)
If I want to look stupid I prefer to have the pleasure of getting thoroughly pissed first.
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:55, Reply)
It still would be if you had stopped posting like I keep asking you to hint hint
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 15:05, Reply)
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Just needed a proper thread to kick some life back in to the board.
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 15:16, Reply)
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popular page is looking good.
Or it would be, if you hadn't of overlooked AAs contribution.
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 15:18, Reply)
Or it would be, if you hadn't of overlooked AAs contribution.
( , Fri 16 Dec 2016, 15:18, Reply)
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