afternooh

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:45, archived)

huh?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:46, archived)

hey tw'ats
what's your problem?
( MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:54, archived)

Low self worth and a minor substance abuse problem
Why do you ask?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:56, archived)

apathy

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:05, archived)

ennui?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:08, archived)

alaska

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:18, archived)

jamaica

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:36, archived)

bangor

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:37, archived)

Later on I have to drive my wife to Manchester, then on to North Wales from there in a real hurry
I'm getting her to Oldham, then bangor as fast as I can!
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:44, archived)

Jakarta

(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:44, archived)

RIP left eye
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me
( $$ ✅, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:03, archived)

Did u rite this? its rly gud! xoxox

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:53, archived)

hi sock puppet 94980
I'm not sure why I think you might know this, but did popular internet bully Dr Shambolic get stepped this week?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:26, archived)

You think he got stepped?
Gee, how bad could it have been?
(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:33, archived)

that awful dr has a mean habit of pointing out when people may be lying and then backing his claims up with 'knowledge' and 'evidence'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:39, archived)

he's a terrible troll and should be banned 4eva

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:39, archived)

yeah!

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:22, archived)

scandalous suggestion
what could lead to that?
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:34, archived)

Well I for one am shocked
I had no idea about any of this! This so surprising, etc
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:35, archived)

I'm not trying to insinuate anything here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:37, archived)

Well if you think I had anything to do with it, you'd be dead wrong
dead wrong
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:41, archived)

I genuinely have no idea what's happened here

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:44, archived)

He put someone's address in his sig line
It's probably something to do with that.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:45, archived)

oh, that old chestnut
that's like a kick me sign. Hardly bannable.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:47, archived)

was it a bleating QOTW poster perchance?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:48, archived)

I believe so

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:49, archived)

Dunno then

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:49, archived)

you'd think so
bit apparently it is ... allegedly ... I obviously wouldn't know as I'm a brand new user who just happened upon this place and has no idea how any of this works

and I've got tits and that
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:22, archived)

I like breasts

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:25, archived)

it wasn't the address of a carehome, was it?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:30, archived)

I doubt terrible internet troll Dr Shambolic would go THAT far
that's more of a SpanishFly thing to do.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:31, archived)

this used to be such a friendly place, hobbers
where did it all go wrong?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:34, archived)

people left and/or died

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:36, archived)

shame

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:50, archived)

not really
everybody here is shit and should die in a fire
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:57, archived)

FAIR ENOUGH

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:11, archived)

couldn't possibly say

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:32, archived)

hanging is too good for him, he makes me v upset online

( mongychops, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:40, archived)

IM NOT UPSET HE IS

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:41, archived)

I'm going to assume that you're that l33t h4xx0r, Dr. Shambolic,
until I hear otherwise.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:33, archived)

I reckon it's sammi, I have a sense of great fucking ugliness from its posts

( mongychops, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:44, archived)

Eww.
Whatever it is, it ought to be banned, sharpish.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:57, archived)

that seems unlikely
if it was me then I definitely wouldn't have made it clear that it's me from the very first post or owt
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:24, archived)

Of course not, Brigadier.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:42, archived)

i'm a bit sleepy, i can tell you that much

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:18, archived)

alright modolith

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:21, archived)

alright horby

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:29, archived)

stop staying up so late
it's bad for your brain
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:24, archived)

you can't tell me what to do
you're not my real dad
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:44, archived)

Looks like it might rain and I didn't bring a jacket
What does it look like but you didn't bring? You can't say Final Solution.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:56, archived)

I didn't realise I was on Cards Against Humanity Online
and as an answer:
"You're god damn right it's a beautiful day"
&
"Clown with a frown"
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:58, archived)

I don't know what that is, sorry
Clowns don't frown!
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:02, archived)

you don't know cards against humanity?
it's pretty cool
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:04, archived)

Yes, I don't know cards against humanity

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:05, archived)

I've never played it, it's the kinda game for pricks

( MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:06, archived)

Well if anyone knows what games a prick might like, it's MONO!

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:07, archived)

*thumbs up*

( MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:08, archived)

If you leave your thumb up there it'll get infected

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:17, archived)

this should be all the proof you need that it's worth trying, hattie

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:07, archived)

I've read the rules, and do not understand them
I think I need to watch a human playing it
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:11, archived)

i don't have a deck, sadly
otherwise i'd bring it round
MAYBE SOMEONE WILL BUY ME ONE FOR MY BIRTHDAY IN 11 DAYS
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:17, archived)

e i
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:18, archived)

MAYBE SOMEONE WILL BUY... etc

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:18, archived)

BUY download the cards and go through the effort of cutting them to size and laminating them
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:22, archived)

oh, i did that at my old job, minus the laminating
predictably, they got a bit ruined
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:25, archived)

If only a short blonde woman who we both know had her own laminator

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:26, archived)

haha, we have one here at work
to have one at home though! you obviously spoil her
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:28, archived)

She lives like a fucking queen, Manolith
A QUEEN
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:29, archived)

that makes two of you

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:36, archived)

you are such a bitch

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:40, archived)

you were practically begging for it, you slut

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:12, archived)

We have a proper laminator here at work
rather than those silly little pouch things
( MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:58, archived)

laminate your knob

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:00, archived)

way ahead of you

( MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:13, archived)

A chufty badge is in the post

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:41, archived)

you should
as i said, it's pretty cool
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:07, archived)

I know about pretty cool

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:05, archived)

I don't know how cool pretty cool is

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:06, archived)

that's 'cause you're pretty uncool

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:08, archived)

This should explain everything:
youtu.be/mjXWpK2YqQE
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:10, archived)

But take heed:
youtu.be/P1QOJMm-X-o
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:11, archived)

I think it is slightly less cool than well cool, but is still cool nonetheless

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:09, archived)

it's on the precipice of "quite cool" (this must be spoken with a slight nod)
it's cooler than just "cool" though.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:17, archived)

what's cooler than being cool?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:18, archived)

Ice Cold
obviously.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:18, archived)

alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:19, archived)

Oh no! He's in a loop
*shakes him like a polaroid picture, shakes him, shakes him, shakes him like a polaroid picture*

uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:21, archived)

*dead*

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:25, archived)

It's all clearly explained in the links I posted up there ^

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:21, archived)

fuck off back to /links

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:22, archived)

I am listening to Manic Street Preachers - The Holy Bible album
it's 20 years old apparently, I quite like it, so there you go.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:05, archived)

yes it is
I found that highly influential at the time. A friend of mine couldn't listen to The Intense Humming of Evil without a feeling of dread gripping him.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:06, archived)

I went to see them live in Cardiff about 8 years ago, they played mostly Holy Bible stuff
it was great, despite the bass player and his knob
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:12, archived)

I saw them in Bournemouth in 98
It was mostly Everything Must Go stuff really. But that was when I checked out. I bought This Is My Truth, lsitened to it once, out it back on the shelf and never listened to it, or bought another Manics record again.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:21, archived)

fair call
I don't think I played This Is My Truth... after the first time either
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:27, archived)

I just think they needed Richey
Is it wrong to wish that Nicky had thrown himself off a bridge?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:30, archived)

probably...?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:31, archived)

I wish they all had

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:39, archived)

someone has discovered a new image-hosting site

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:07, archived)

lol
I'm like Christopher Colombus. I've discovered something that millions of people already knew about.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:08, archived)

i have a 'reputation level' of 820 there
which gives me the 'notoriety status': accepted
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:09, archived)

5.9.83.79/talk/7767152
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:11, archived)

:(

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:16, archived)

work, motivation

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:59, archived)

I feel you

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:04, archived)

pervert

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:18, archived)

dunno

( mongychops, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:02, archived)

sweet

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:03, archived)

I might go out in a bit and forget something, or try

( mongychops, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:10, archived)

Seriously though, what's worth remembering these days?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:12, archived)

I just remembered its my ex wife's birthday soon, better get a present I suppose

( mongychops, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:39, archived)

What do you buy the woman who has half of everything?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:41, archived)

half? lol, she got it all, I got a few bin bags of clothing

( mongychops, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:14, archived)

are you still on good terms then?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:54, archived)

Yer we get on well, mother of my kids and all that

( mongychops, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:13, archived)

that's cool
puts less emotional stress on the kids
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:22, archived)

yeah it's easier to get along, we are long brother and sister now, I'll always love the bitch

( mongychops, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:39, archived)

aw, that's beautiful in its own way

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:42, archived)

love

( $$ ✅, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:02, archived)

baby, don't hurt me

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:03, archived)

its beginning to look a lot like christmas

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:04, archived)

Did you bring me a present?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:12, archived)

it's not your birthday

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:14, archived)

it was a month ago

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:15, archived)

you never said :(
tell you what, i'll buy your next record to help recoup some of your losses
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:18, archived)

just make sure you buy it from me this time, not norman records

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:23, archived)

Will you send me jovial emails explaining the delay like he did?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:24, archived)

no, I'm very dour and not at all jovial

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:30, archived)

it's mine in 11 days!

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:19, archived)

i have set a reminder

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:20, archived)

you're a true friend, MEATSNAKE

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:22, archived)

I would definitely like and share your posts on Facebook, 97% of people wouldn't

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:24, archived)

that's true :(

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:36, archived)

Look at this story
www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/local/former-portsmouth-musician-found-shot-dead-in-french-farmhouse-1-6314455

I think a better headline would be "Someone who met a person once who is now dead"
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:46, archived)

hurrr, 'traon bras'
but yeah, there is a ludicrous amount of detail in that story
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:49, archived)

Why mention she has grandchildren?
I tell you, I love the portsmouth news website. It's full of so much pointless shit.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:50, archived)

‘One of the strongest memories I’ve got, he was driving an old 2CV, with a sliding roof.

‘I remember him sat on the roof steering it with his feet.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:51, archived)

mental
i used to deliver that paper. it was rubbish apart from the daily dingbat
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:53, archived)

There's another story of a woman whose dog died
She was once a contestant on Dragon's Den
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:54, archived)

the dog?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:59, archived)

Almost
She 'invented' ice cream for dogs. Fuck's sake.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:40, archived)

google suggested I might want to search for training bras instead and now I'm on a register :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:57, archived)

it was a trap!

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:00, archived)

alright
Alt: morning
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 7:06, archived)

fuck off dozers
alt: fuck off dozers
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 7:42, archived)

fuck off dozers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 7:56, archived)

bit rude

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:11, archived)

Ok, so I was a bit shocked today
Dropped off the kids at school (literally) and one of the other dads was wearing a lostprophets t-shirt. in the playground. Of a primary school. Thoughts?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:52, archived)

most of them probably weren't nonces

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:53, archived)

Most of the Glitter band weren't but I wouldn't wear one of their t-shirts either

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:55, archived)

And if I did, I don't think I'd wear it in a school playground

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:01, archived)

maybe it was a really shit dare

( Glovington, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:02, archived)

Maybe

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:05, archived)

I'm not sure that in wearing an old band t-shirt he was perpetuating the abuse of children or anything

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:09, archived)

Neither am I
I just think it's supposed to be a "joke" and it's not at all funny.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:10, archived)

Maybe he doesn't watch the news, and is unaware that the singer of his favourite band is a raging peado

( Glovington, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:15, archived)

you should tell him

( Glovington, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:16, archived)

Perhaps
Anyway, now that's done. What's going on? Any news today?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:16, archived)

I've just got back from snowdownia, went trampolining in a cave, which was awesome, and then did a mile long zipline from the top of a quarry
over a lake from 435 metres,it was headfirst and reached speeds of over 100mph. It was exactly the same feeling as when you fly like a jet in your dreams :D
off to brighton tonight, then slovakia tomorrow for a dodgy looking ropeswing and to fire some guns. all good in the world of glovington right now.

S'appnin with tw'ats?
( Glovington, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:22, archived)

^beaker cunt
edit: I'm just excited. I love it when life is treating me good
( Glovington, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:25, archived)

Fuck, that sounds brilliant
Blimey, you've got a much more exciting life than I do.

I'm doing bugger all. That just might be why I feel so fucking bored all the time. I want to start a band, but I don't really want to start it with strangers, and few of my friends are musical, and even fewer want to be in a band.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:26, archived)

I know that feeling. Many of my friends are musical. I just live really far away from all of them
I had this idea once for a website where you could jam with the rest of a band through like a skype thing, but I guess its still not gonna be smooth enough till the future. I thought you could do private sessions,for rehearsals etc or just jump into a random jam with strangers, say, pick the genre of music you want to play and jump straight in with other musicians.live video and audio. maybe one day...
( Glovington, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:36, archived)

Yeah, people keep trying to convince me to do open mic nights and what have you
but I'm more of a backline kinda guy. I need a flamboyant front man to counteract my quiet mystique :)
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:39, archived)

The big problem with open mic nights is that they are full of cunts

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:40, archived)

Well if the shoe fits!
Yeah, it's really not my bag. I'm not a great singer either.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:41, archived)

What happened to Personality Horse, anyway?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:40, archived)

good question

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:42, archived)

He's trying to look like he was in to them before it was cool to hate them.
Typical hipster. If he's there tomorrow, ask him about his pizza oven.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:07, archived)

This is also a possibility
He could just be a thoughtless hipster. But he drives a white van...not very hipster-y.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:09, archived)

not yet...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:10, archived)

That;s true
Maybe he started driving white vans before it was cool. Way before.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:11, archived)

Foggy out here.
Air France cancelled my flights so I'm sleeping in. Nobody at work needs to know I haven't gone, at least until the afternoon.
Anything planned yourself?
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:17, archived)

so not Froggy out there then

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:20, archived)

Do you regularly post on internet forums in your sleep?

( MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:51, archived)

zzzbumholeszzz

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:26, archived)

sup nigga

( MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:41, archived)

alright manolith

(Albert Marshmal|ow Having a lovely holiday and I can prove it, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:45, archived)

fuck off mozers

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:50, archived)

wake up, you lazy swine
there's a days modding to be done
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:06, archived)

Is that from Flight of the Bumholebee?

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:36, archived)

Yeah, but I don't have any control over what I write when it happens
So my bank account has now been moved to Nigeria and I'm on an MI5 watchlist. Must be something subconcious I said.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:35, archived)

Good evening.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:21, archived)

Good evening.
I'm talking about BASE!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:33, archived)

How lowe can you go?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:17, archived)

yes

( MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:50, archived)

greetings and salutations

( $$ ✅, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:53, archived)

Fuck the fucking fuck off, fuck off dozers.
Also, morning.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:00, archived)

I AIN'T GOT NO TIME FOR PHYTOPLANKTON

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:11, archived)

Because they don't like being wanked on

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:21, archived)

I AIN'T GOT NO TIME FOR CELLULAR ATROPHY

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:36, archived)

do you have time for our lord jesus christ?

( $$ ✅, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:37, archived)

I AIN'T GOT NO TIME FOR OMNIPOTENT SKY MEN

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:43, archived)

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:50, archived)

Alright GMoS

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:52, archived)

Morning my double-veiled peak top

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:01, archived)

Yes, yes it is morning
I'm currently enjoying an earl grey; hot.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:02, archived)

top class beveraging
I'm currently writing an email and making a few tweaks to some CSS
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:04, archived)

Ooh, get you

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:06, archived)

I am looking to apply for a new job at the moment.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:08, archived)

I'm still looking for a butler

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:09, archived)

I'm pretty good at fetching and carrying
I'm like a dog but all the hair is on my face.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:11, archived)

That's the best place to have it, really

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:12, archived)

Cheers Beard, Cheards

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:13, archived)

Thants!

(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:32, archived)

I suppose it eventually evolves into monkey business.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:38, archived)

bit late this morning as I had stuff to do

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:53, archived)

yer
morning
( Glovington, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:01, archived)

Hello. As it's a bit quiet here tonight, I wonder if I can interest you in a small penis?

( PooPants, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 0:23, archived)

Can you throw in anything else to sweeten the deal?

(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 0:31, archived)

two veg?

( PooPants, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 3:00, archived)

Good evening.

(Good evening Good evening, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 22:31, archived)

the doveston

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 22:34, archived)

Borderline

(DolphinWhipperer, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 22:35, archived)

Proof?

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 22 Sep 2014, 22:49, archived)

I'm talking cited primary literature here.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 22 Sep 2014, 22:53, archived)

Apparently it is a good evening ¹
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 22 Sep 2014, 23:11, archived)

Boobs?
Boobsboobs?
Boobs!
Boobsboobsboobs.
BOOBS!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 23:23, archived)

Tiresome boobs.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 22 Sep 2014, 23:26, archived)

Richard Briars' Brooms' Boobs' Booster

(DolphinWhipperer, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 23:36, archived)

I like breasts.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 2:50, archived)

alright Good evening

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 22:56, archived)

Alright Good evening

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 23:19, archived)

fuck off dozers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 23:26, archived)

major turd

( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 23:45, archived)

baldmonkey

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 0:04, archived)

you better shape up, 'cause i need a man
and my heart is set on you
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 21:26, archived)

bit gay

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 21:27, archived)

why do i fuckin' bother

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 21:39, archived)

Because your hopelessly devoted to /talk?

(DolphinWhipperer, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 21:45, archived)

no you are

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 21:49, archived)

no you are

(DolphinWhipperer, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 21:55, archived)

gay sex tourist?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 21:48, archived)

i am only two of those things

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 21:50, archived)

I can't even

( $$ ✅, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 21:50, archived)

You're the one that I want, Doves

( Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 22:00, archived)

i'm watching derren brown
he's a bit of a bellend
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 22:03, archived)

What gets me is that he still hasn't come out as Jesus.

(DolphinWhipperer, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 22:05, archived)

Why on earth producers still think he's a valid form of entertainment is fucking beyond me

( Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 22:07, archived)

evening
Alt: human immunodeficiency virus.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 17:59, archived)

Alright
Alt: bingo
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 18:08, archived)

alright two hats

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 18:09, archived)

sorry, can't stop
i'm running late as it is
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 18:08, archived)

bent cunt

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 18:12, archived)

you sexy fucker
Keep talking dirty, I'm nearly there.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 18:12, archived)

disgusting, show some respect

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 18:13, archived)

disgust is a powerful emotion

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 18:14, archived)

brusels wants too straigten out all are banana's, share if u think this is a disrgace

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 18:55, archived)

bit gay

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 18:46, archived)

As edgy as ever.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 19:31, archived)

more like POOman immunodeficiency virus

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 19:53, archived)

Adding extra boobs doesn't reduce attractiveness...
but your fucking ugly face does!

www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-life/11113452/Third-boob-woman-I-had-a-third-breast-implant-so-I-can-turn-off-men.html

HERP DERP.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:27, archived)

alright DT
not clicking that ... it's either a virus or an obvious trolling article
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:31, archived)

Some ugly bint got a surgeon to give her a 3rd tit to make her less attractive to men.
And to "get famous".

Mission accomplished. But she could have just told the media she was thinking of doing it to get the attention. Then everyone gets to see her face, and voila, no men will want her. Should have spent the money on makeup lessons.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:38, archived)

you're like the new max clifford

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:41, archived)

haha yeah

( MONO!, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:31, archived)

BUMHOLES! BUMHOLES! BUMHOLES! BUMHOLES! BUMHOLES! BUMHOLES! BUMHOLES! BUMHOLES! BUMHOLES! BUMHOLES! BUMHOLES! BUMHOLES! BUMHOLES! BUMHOLES! BUMHOLES! BUMHOLES! BUMHOLES! BUMHOLES! BUMHOLES! BUMHOLES! BUMHOLES! BUMHOLES! BUMHOLES! BUMHOLES!
/ac
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:39, archived)

alright, upper case mono exclamation mark

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:42, archived)

ALRIGHT

( MONO!, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:58, archived)

alright colin hunt

( $$ ✅, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:35, archived)

Alright nobody?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:38, archived)

SHE SEEMS LIKE SHE WOULD BE A BIT OF A HANDFUL

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:42, archived)

/links

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:44, archived)

Hello Everyone I am nearly approaching home.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:48, archived)

thank god for that
give us 3 rings when you get in so we know you're safe
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:51, archived)

I award you
Ring of Hades +2DMG +fire resistance
Platinum Ring +1FingerArmour
Party Ring -2HP +24PARTYTIME
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:57, archived)

sweet

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 17:09, archived)

Sexy As Fuck.

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:55, archived)

I cut off my balls, for you, Dave Trouser.
WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME?!!?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:51, archived)

Typical Dave Lee Trousers, wishing he had three hands

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:55, archived)

at last, someone with some originality! owait
both nsfw but one several thousand years old
www.philipharland.com/DynamicsofIdentity/identityimages/figuresweb/fig-07.jpg
stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/4703506/total-recall-three-breasts-o.gif
( vladimir, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 17:19, archived)

Last week it was 2 ties, now it's 3 breasts. THE FUTURE IS HERE.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 17:45, archived)

“I’m starting a reality show called Jasmine’s Jugs"

( PooPants, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 3:02, archived)

This week I'm not working too

( DannyJock Have a great day!, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:23, archived)

hAHA
YEAH!
( MONO!, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:23, archived)

Does this mean no videos as well?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:26, archived)

LOL!!!!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:27, archived)

This week I am not working
What are you not doing?
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:37, archived)

not working

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:38, archived)

I hope you're proud

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:40, archived)

I'm not not proud

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:43, archived)

I'm not sure about that

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:54, archived)

working

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:38, archived)

How's the lawn?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:40, archived)

Full of crane flies
clumsy cunts
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:42, archived)

stupid beasts

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:54, archived)

working

( MONO!, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:41, archived)

More lies
online
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:48, archived)

I think you'll find I'm telling the truth
I haven't worked all day.
( MONO!, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:59, archived)

I've found the tattoo you should get
i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5799813632/h0B9876B1/
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 15:02, archived)

That's incredible

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 15:11, archived)

This one's
worse
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 15:15, archived)

you are a fucking prick.

( MONO!, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 15:26, archived)

Woah. it's not my leg!
I'm only trying to help, MONO. A tattoo is a huge committment. You need to make sure it's something really special.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 15:32, archived)

you're pretty fucking special

( MONO!, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 15:40, archived)

I'm going to take this as a compliment
Thank you MONO
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 15:48, archived)

not looking at the big bang theory girls nude pics, it's wrong

( mongychops, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:48, archived)

That program is wrong

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:51, archived)

dunno

( mongychops, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:53, archived)

which one? the hot one or the one they call the hot one on the show?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 15:48, archived)

do your own homework, you sicken me, looking at her tits and arse and all that, its a sex crime you know
imgbox.com/g/hAsD9qWVwF
( mongychops, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:02, archived)

eating :(

( $$ ✅, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:50, archived)

fat bastard

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:53, archived)

not fat, just feeling ill

( $$ ✅, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 15:29, archived)

gutted

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:05, archived)

bit of both I suppose

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 15:05, archived)

that doesn't make sense now I've read the question properly

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 15:05, archived)

your mum

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 15:14, archived)

Well she does need her rest

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 15:21, archived)

i wouldn't know, i've never met her

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 15:23, archived)

Forgetting to put my bins out.

( brb pussy in bio, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 15:23, archived)

Not Working
(gits)
(DolphinWhipperer, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 15:32, archived)

tapdancing naked in the middle of a motorway

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 15:41, archived)

giving a fuck about much of anything

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 15:47, archived)

im telling you nuffink plod

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 15:48, archived)

I swear if I see one more recipe for pulled pork I'll do time

( vladimir, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:16, archived)

tesco do boxes of that for a couple of quid, fuck nobbing around in the kitchen for hours

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:23, archived)

kfc are doing pulled chicken now

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:36, archived)

>:(

( vladimir, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 17:12, archived)

Afternoon
Hope you had a nice lunch. I'm not overy interested in what you had, but you can talk about it if you like.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:11, archived)

my girlfriend made doughnuts mixed with soft cheese
They're basically slightly cheesy doughnuts.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:14, archived)

In tesco they sell cheese & onion and salt & vinegar doughnuts
and I'm not sure why
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:20, archived)

dirty bastards
no wonder they're going down the shitter
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:22, archived)

yeah
they call them 'weirdoughs', har har har
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:56, archived)

Have you tried one?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:59, archived)

he is one

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:08, archived)

I'm not sure I understand what you mean

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:09, archived)

he's a weirdough

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:13, archived)

He's a cheese & onion flavoured doughnut?
I've met him, and this doesn't really describe him very well.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:15, archived)

Yeah, bit generous really

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:16, archived)

he displays an alarming lack of knowledge on human anatomy for a 'doctor'

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:44, archived)

nope
i keep considering buying a pack but then i come to my senses
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:31, archived)

I want to know what they're like
but not enough to actually buy some, obviously
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:38, archived)

yeah, same

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:44, archived)

I've just spent half an hour on phone with James Joyce.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:17, archived)

He's fucking my sister
/therapy?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:23, archived)

Tell it to Jeremy Kyle.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:31, archived)

I tried
He said "leave me alone, I'm trying to enjoy a meal with my family"
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:42, archived)

cool story, bro

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:56, archived)

No you didn't he's dead! BUSTED!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:03, archived)

what's that? all of busted are dead? hooray!

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:44, archived)

had? have i missed lunch? shit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:21, archived)

Well only you know the answer to that
You missed my lunch, that much is true
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:24, archived)

Better delete it in case someone finds out.

(DolphinWhipperer, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:52, archived)

I had a bag of Chocolate Brazil Nuts
They're really nice.
(DolphinWhipperer, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:32, archived)

Yeah, I like those
good work
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:42, archived)

Thanks

(DolphinWhipperer, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:15, archived)

yeah it was alright
i watched an episode of community and played the smash bros 3ds demo
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:55, archived)

nice
I like it when I get loads achieved at work. For instance, last week I managed to watch 4 films in two days.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:58, archived)

And now I'm reading about native american history
Particularly the sub-tribes of the Lakota Sioux. Fascinating.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:59, archived)

noodles

( MONO!, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:59, archived)

Flavour?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:00, archived)

curry

( MONO!, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:41, archived)

Poot Nooldes?

(DolphinWhipperer, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:01, archived)

I'd rather not

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:06, archived)

That's cool
You alright love?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:09, archived)

Yeah but I keep having to do work and stuff
You?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:13, archived)

Yeah 'spose
Just really bored. Still, can't complained. Getting paid for reading about native americans.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:14, archived)

Do not attempt small talk with an autist in a lift.
It leave you feeling relatively empty inside
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:07, archived)

was this autist a scaulptor or a mausician?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:15, archived)

said the person you were in a lift with

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:00, archived)

i've got epicondylitis :(
it's been fun while it lasted
I'll miss you guys
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:27, archived)

praying 4 u xxx

( $$ ✅, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:28, archived)

cheers dude

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:29, archived)

gutted.

( MONO!, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:28, archived)

thx

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:29, archived)

one oh noes , still new icon time maybe

( mongychops, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:31, archived)

that'd be ace
not sure what would be a relevant icon for me though

maybe jesus
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:33, archived)

Swap hands every now and then
It helps.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:35, archived)

i'm offended
there's no need to be rude in my time of need
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:37, archived)

*firm handshake*

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:40, archived)

Too much wanking.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:45, archived)

or not enough

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:46, archived)

lateral or medial?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:45, archived)

bit personal m8

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:48, archived)

I'd just like to get to know the real mictoboy, y'know, before it's too late

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:51, archived)

Yeah? Well I cut my finger yesterday
And it's very sore indeed
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:48, archived)

Also, I'm being followed on Twitter by an actor/producer/director called Vitale Justice
On a scale of Kittens to Kruger, how frightened should I be?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:52, archived)

He may want you for a new snuff film.
I'd be middle ground, at attempted rapist afraid. He tried but it was like thumbing in a softy
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:54, archived)

The only connection I can make is that there's a pictur of me on there dressed as a happy dancing clown
and he once made a movie called Circus of the Dead. mMybe he's planning a sequel and wants me as the main antagonist.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:01, archived)

Wait, Circus Of The Dead?
Isn't that the one with Rapey The Clown in?
That's a fucking AWESOME film Two Hats.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:02, archived)

Just looked it up. It ain't the film I was thinking about.
:(
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:05, archived)

I don't know, I've not seen it
Maybe I should
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:05, archived)

Have you asked our resident finger specialist Mongy? He'll be able to tell you which antibiotics you need.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:53, archived)

I don't think it'll come to that
but it was touch and go at one point
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:54, archived)

alright, mongy

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:56, archived)

Slightly less wanking perhaps?

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:49, archived)

Serves you right for swanning around playing golf and tennis and leaving the rest of us to get on with the real work, I hope they have to amputate.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:52, archived)

Would it be too early for me to ask about your liver?

(DolphinWhipperer, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:55, archived)

Poor The LOVELY Micto.
You know, you could always get a Robot arm to wank with.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:01, archived)

Craig Charles could commentate

(DolphinWhipperer, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:31, archived)

it's got to be better than having normalondylitis though

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:03, archived)

I had tongue cramp last night

( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:07, archived)

Yeah, my mum was in a really good mood this morning too.

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:14, archived)

Any fans of Michael Starr? The one who posts things on twitter that could be misinterpreted as celebrating terrorism?
tinypic.com/r/2dv658i/8
(Suspicious-Odour Is Michael Starr a terrorism celebrator?, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 11:53, archived)

old news
fight your own battles, James
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 11:54, archived)

tangs

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:03, archived)

twos

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:05, archived)

seriously, who uses tinypic?
you're worse than 100 terrorists
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 11:56, archived)

But
better than a 1000 tumbr cretins.
(Suspicious-Odour Is Michael Starr a terrorism celebrator?, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 11:58, archived)

what's a tumbr cretin?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:00, archived)

UR MUM

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:03, archived)

:(

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:03, archived)

Tumblr, Not sure
I think it's a poetry and self harm cult.
(Suspicious-Odour Is Michael Starr a terrorism celebrator?, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:04, archived)

Not sure?
Well why don't you sort if out, and come back when you know, yeah?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:05, archived)

I checked,
it's similar to here, just another bi-sexual meeting place.
(Suspicious-Odour Is Michael Starr a terrorism celebrator?, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:10, archived)

seems like you weren't gone long enough to figure it out
try again
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:14, archived)

is this a bi sexual meeting place? no wonder I'm not getting any poon

( mongychops, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:17, archived)

Surely bi sexual would imply there is both poon and peen?

( MONO!, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:18, archived)

but there a no women here, so I can only think everyone else is here for the cock

( mongychops, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:25, archived)

I'm a lady.

( MONO!, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:28, archived)

no one cares anymore, and yes, i am the forum spokesman

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 11:57, archived)

I'm just pleased that you're finally getting the recognition that you so obviously deserve

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:01, archived)

Better late than never.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:03, archived)

true enough

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:04, archived)

now i can focus more purposefully on my 'two hats for top mod' campaign

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:06, archived)

not a single fuck is given, so shut up and fuck off, no offence

( mongychops, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 11:57, archived)

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( $$ ✅, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 11:57, archived)

also: get bent

( $$ ✅, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:02, archived)

I love Mike Starr
Brilliant bassist
( MONO!, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:05, archived)

shut up

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:06, archived)

Are you serious?
I know he was an accidental bassist, but I really like AIC basslines.
( MONO!, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:14, archived)

Nah, I just wanted you to shut up
I didn't even know he was in AIC until you mentioned it
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:46, archived)

If you love Michael Starr so much why don't you just marry him you big gay?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:07, archived)

it doent take much...
...understanding of the human condition to know that these unfortunate vermin are deeply damaged people. We should still get rid of them from this sphere - that degree of mental illness is way beyond curable and they add nothing but bile - but I wouldnt put it down to sudo or pseudo intelligence

Intelligence has nothing to do with it - and some of the scummy waste of blood and organs that constitute the troll camp-out of B3ta QOTW are more intelligent than others. Its down to them being so deeply headfucked they can only get pleasure through inflicting pain.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 11:30, archived)

god what is Richard Dawkins on B3ta now

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 11:32, archived)

Just say the word, oh, Su-Su-Sussudo, oh

( $$ ✅, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 11:33, archived)

^definitely not upset

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 11:33, archived)

is this about Jews?

( mongychops, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 11:34, archived)

Isn't it always?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 11:36, archived)

its from some qotw thing,
i thought it was beautiful
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 11:44, archived)

they do love a whaaaaa up over there

( mongychops, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 11:45, archived)

this seems like a perfectly reasonable and measured response to people being mean on the internet

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 11:36, archived)

tl;dr

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 11:44, archived)

I think the best possible response to any affront is to be a mirror and repeat upon your offenders exactly the treatment they have meted out. His ID has been irrevocably linked to this site and his postings thanks to the actions of the vermin. This response isnt only fair, its morally right.

Its also a long way short of what I'd have done to them were I him. There'd be hospital stays involved...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 11:46, archived)

haha i missed that bit pls link cheers

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 11:47, archived)

I miss all of it :(

( mongychops, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 11:48, archived)

It's an old one from ringo's breakdown thread:
b3ta.com/questions/celebencounters3/post2166989?highlight=answers-post-2167034
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 11:52, archived)

it's a good job the qftw mods took action against those two psychos
rather than banning a regular ... just saying like
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 11:56, archived)

fuck me
that Carpe person takes this site way too seriously.
( $$ ✅, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 11:58, archived)

don't make him hurt you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 11:59, archived)

omg

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:06, archived)

alright
Alt: morning
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 7:33, archived)

Ning ning ning
Will that do?

Not like I'm Dave the fucking hat or anything like that- so you get what you get.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 7:36, archived)

Gnome

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 7:44, archived)

Dave the Hat is legendary.
I am not fit to follow in his footsteps.

I wish I could show you his "Anything Goes" video, but Google only seems to return images of teenage American Footballers (catch players) soaping each other up in the shower when I look for it.

I'm sure the real Dave the Hat would be disgusted by such results.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 8:14, archived)

Sportsmen showering, eh?
I'm going....to do...something unrelated to this conversation
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 8:17, archived)

I may have the answer
www.reddit.com/r/gaybros
( Lord Gnome, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 9:37, archived)

Gay Bros?
A gay Bros tribute act?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 10:00, archived)

tautology

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 10:28, archived)

alright Lord Gnome

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 8:10, archived)

G'day fuck off dozers

( Lord Gnome, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 8:15, archived)

Doaz

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 7:44, archived)

alright two hats

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 8:10, archived)

yer

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 10:01, archived)

morning all

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 8:08, archived)

alright bumless

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 8:10, archived)

I literally can't even

( $$ ✅, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 8:12, archived)

double s

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 8:15, archived)

does anyone in Britain really say that?
I thought it was a dozy yank thing.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 8:32, archived)

Do people in Poland even?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 10:01, archived)

they can't!

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 10:31, archived)

i am 400% done with this

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 10:31, archived)

alright fuck off dozers

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 8:40, archived)

alright 2 Can Chunder

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 8:47, archived)

fuck off morning

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 8:45, archived)

I hope you get nobrot

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 8:47, archived)

how do

( MONO!, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 9:02, archived)

I need a piss

( mongychops, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 9:40, archived)

alning

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 9:47, archived)

I have got a SERIOUS case of the Mondays
*eats lasagne*
*realises it's not 1989*
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 9:59, archived)

+ *pushes dog off the table*

( MONO!, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 10:10, archived)

alright MONO

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 10:39, archived)

not too bad I suppose.
yoursen?
( MONO!, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 10:42, archived)

Yeah
Apart from this, that and the other. Can't complain, etc
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 10:51, archived)

I can complain.
I might do.
( MONO!, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 10:57, archived)

Go for it
I'm all ears
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 11:02, archived)

That's disgusting.

( MONO!, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 11:02, archived)

I agree

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 11:08, archived)

Wax must be a real problem for you.

( MONO!, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 11:11, archived)

Depends on your point of view
is honey a problem for bees?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 11:12, archived)

no. no, man. shit no, man
i believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' somethin' like that, man
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 10:30, archived)

Bored
So bored
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 11:01, archived)

see what the biggest thing you can poke up your weehole is

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 11:27, archived)

Oof
I don't think there's anything small enough
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 11:32, archived)

you could thread it like a needle

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 11:46, archived)

christ

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 11:51, archived)

Quite the bijou morning thread, you have here.
Alt: fuck off, fuck off dozers.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 10:25, archived)

alright monster munch

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 10:26, archived)

Remember to put your bins out.
Recycling this week.
( brb pussy in bio, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 22:07, archived)

You do it you bossy prick

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 22:25, archived)

I only do my own, I wouldn't touch yours.
Not unless there was an emergency.
( brb pussy in bio, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 23:00, archived)

lol

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 23:00, archived)

This is the /talk equivalent of that /board thing with that guy's face

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sun 21 Sep 2014, 23:13, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/11101152
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sun 21 Sep 2014, 23:14, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/11101122
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sun 21 Sep 2014, 23:15, archived)

is it really any wonder all the funny people deserted the place?

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sun 21 Sep 2014, 23:16, archived)

But where did they go.
Will they come back and take us to the promised land?
(DolphinWhipperer, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 23:20, archived)

I think the promised land is called us versus them
and it's full of really edgy topical comedy.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sun 21 Sep 2014, 23:24, archived)

I think I've just fallen down your sar-chasm.

(DolphinWhipperer, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 23:24, archived)

Prick has me on 2.0 after I called him on his dodgy porn gifs.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 21 Sep 2014, 23:45, archived)

i'm getting sick of you bullying this forum with all this bin stuff
you should be ashamed of yourself
( manolith hooray for me, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 23:27, archived)

I've seen him outside on the other side of the road
Just staring at the place my bins should be.
(DolphinWhipperer, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 23:29, archived)

Incandescent with rouge.

(DolphinWhipperer, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 19:54, archived)

i just had a good poo
i really enjoyed it. AAAAA++++ would poo again.

Slid straight out, two big fat ones nestled together at the bottom of the bowl, smooth and firm. Minimal wiping required. No mess, no fuss, and hardly took a minute.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 20:21, archived)

poor spacefish aka bowl :(

( mongychops, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 20:23, archived)

That's some good shit.

(DolphinWhipperer, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 20:39, archived)

which type?
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/21/Bristol_stool_chart.svg/800px-Bristol_stool_chart.svg.png
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 21:13, archived)

Type 4,
but dead straight

probably all the bran flakes i've been eating
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 21:15, archived)

bran flakes sausages and snakes
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 21:21, archived)

1-7 describes my Monday to Sunday fairly accurately.

( brb pussy in bio, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 22:12, archived)

they should bring out a sticker album

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 22:13, archived)

I done one earlier
It was poking out of the water and slumped against the bowl
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 22:00, archived)

it's funny when you flush,
and it lifts it up and spins it round like a sort of dungy nunchuk
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 22:04, archived)

I did a poo so lovely once that I cried afterwards.
It was like giving birth
( $$ ✅, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 22:02, archived)

one time i did one that didn't flush away for ages,
i was actually kind of sad when it finally went away
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 22:03, archived)

psychology.about.com/od/theoriesofpersonality/ss/psychosexualdev_3.htm
( vladimir, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 15:44, archived)

twitter was good today, especially if you're a fan of racism

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 21:21, archived)

I saw the EDL protesting in London yesterday, they were saying they don't want any more mosques.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 21:23, archived)

I hear mosques spread malaria.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 21:57, archived)

obviously you don't follow the same people as me,

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 21:27, archived)

i'm not on twitter

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 22:05, archived)

yeah me neither,
ahem
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 22:06, archived)