unpopular threadrush

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 1:28, archived)

would any one here like to hear how ive alienated people and broke expectations, I fell over too and have smashed my left eye and cheek up, I'd ask when you last fucked yours body, but its only me here
😄😃😊☺😉😍😘😚😜😝😳😁😂😘😔😌😒😞😣😢😪😥😰😓😨😱😠😡😖😷😲👿😏
( mongychops, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 1:21, archived)

I pulled a hair out of my nose and it measured 13mm

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 1:31, archived)

^A true feet of human endeavour

( H.B.Mupps, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 2:18, archived)

Gilgamess
Is a right prick. Just give the mental cunt his account back and then we can all get back to putting frank on 2.0.






Or me.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 0:47, archived)

... and then everyone just stopped posting

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 23:54, archived)

as if by magic a shopkeeper appeared

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 23:56, archived)

What are you're wares, shopkeep?

( H.B.Mupps, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 0:15, archived)

Worst RPG ever

( H.B.Mupps, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 0:27, archived)

i.imgur.com/Dlks7NG.jpg
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 0:34, archived)

soundcloud.com/gilgafrank/52-1
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 0:29, archived)

Most people on this board are very old and fat and weak.

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 0:30, archived)

is fucking swearing allowed in this website?

(mondeo_32, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 21:44, archived)

fuck off

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 21:46, archived)

bit anti semitic m8

( $$ ✅, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 21:51, archived)

we're still working on the V-2 rockets. we plan on landing it on manchester

(mondeo_32, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 22:02, archived)

i crashed a mondeo so hard into a bloke's back garden that
he came out of the front
( $$ ✅, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 22:05, archived)

heard about that. we mondeos are brilliant cars

(mondeo_32, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 22:08, archived)

it was written off

( $$ ✅, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 22:17, archived)

you killed someone in my family

(mondeo_32, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 22:23, archived)

he lacked... focus.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 8 Nov 2014, 0:14, archived)

I managed to almost fit the entire engine of a Vauxhall Viva
into the hatch of a Mazda 323
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 22:09, archived)

surprised it didn't rust away before you managed that

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 22:16, archived)

It was 1987
to be fair
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 22:20, archived)

dark times

( $$ ✅, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 22:17, archived)

indeed

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 22:20, archived)

i once punched a lion in the face so hard that its back legs exploded

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 23:03, archived)

Is this a true story?

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 23:05, archived)

haha yeah

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 22:00, archived)

BUGGER OFF YOU BLOODY SOD

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 22:04, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qVvpKkYchw&feature=player_detailpage#t=128
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 22:11, archived)

b&

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 0:40, archived)

alright you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot

( H.B.Mupps, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 22:30, archived)

dubs get

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 22:36, archived)

orite Frank
what are the haps
( H.B.Mupps, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 22:51, archived)

I just pulled a hair out of my nose, measured 13mm, pretty fucking impressive eh

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 22:52, archived)

Nope.
What's happening this evening?
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 7 Nov 2014, 23:13, archived)

I pulled a hair out of my nose and it measured 13mm

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 23:21, archived)

Certificate's in the post.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 8 Nov 2014, 0:12, archived)

FUCKLIFTS

( Frogbeat, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 23:45, archived)

haha Jews!
🔯🔯🔯🔯🔯🔯🔯🔯!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 20:36, archived)

no YOUR a Jew

( H.B.Mupps, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 20:58, archived)

edgey

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 21:28, archived)

👀
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 21:32, archived)

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 21:33, archived)

Rich.

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 21:34, archived)

Frank.

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 21:37, archived)

I can never figure out how people know it's me
what is it that gives me away every time?
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 21:40, archived)

the "mesh" bit

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 21:42, archived)

and the fact that it's Frank

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 21:59, archived)

and that

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 22:01, archived)

i.imgur.com/1yKtO2d.jpg
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 21:32, archived)

alright you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 17:27, archived)

bit busy in the juicer, tradesmen in dirty clothes

( mongychops, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 17:32, archived)

they've fucked off now thank fuck

( mongychops, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 17:54, archived)

have you ever had an original thought or do you just go through life repeating things I said five years ago?
just wondering like
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 17:36, archived)

hahahaha yeah
🌵🎅🎄📼✂🏈🍻🍉♿
( mongychops, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 17:41, archived)

haha
yeah

yeah

hahahahaha
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 17:45, archived)

typical sikh
👳
( mongychops, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 17:50, archived)

careful now
don't go insulting sikhs by comparing them to frank
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 18:53, archived)

that's sikh m8

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 19:17, archived)

tell you who rarely posts these days, mykeyboy

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 20:01, archived)

I typed "kykeyboy", that was a mistake
pretty sure he still posts here
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 20:02, archived)

I don't think he can, his fingers are too fat to type these days.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 21:06, archived)

fuck off frank
Busy at the juicer.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 19:54, archived)

sniff my bum

( $$ ✅, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 17:49, archived)

😷
( mongychops, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 17:51, archived)

hello sailor

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 17:51, archived)

oooh
💁
( mongychops, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 17:53, archived)

👬
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 18:01, archived)

topless keira knightly eh, phwoar, got a real '10 year old anorexic boy' vibe going on

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 18:04, archived)

I heckled her pissed from a juicer in Leicester sq at a premier, I asked if she was twice nightly, old bill told me to stfu

( mongychops, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 18:16, archived)

a legitimate question, bunch of fascists

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 18:18, archived)

it's an odd set up, they can't stop you standing outside the weatherspoons, but that is just where the press are so they all come over to the barrier, it's a little bit lol

( mongychops, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 18:20, archived)

I did suggest to lisa snowdon if she'd let me turn her into yellow snow I'd still eat her, I think she lol

( mongychops, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 18:26, archived)

might move to Canadialand

( MONO!, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 16:56, archived)

can i come?

( $$ ✅, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 16:57, archived)

dunno, can you?

( MONO!, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 16:58, archived)

i have a passport.

( $$ ✅, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 16:59, archived)

I don't

( MONO!, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 17:01, archived)

good, less of you

( mongychops, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 16:58, archived)

same amount.
just at a different time I guess
( MONO!, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 17:02, archived)

look at what this overdrive pedal is called
www.richtonemusic.co.uk/products/mooer_juicer_zaza_overdrive_pedal.asp?gclid=Cj0KEQiA-PGiBRDRz4jH9o39yZwBEiQAWCBZNXHJzreW0hcQlzPipgW6ZdEi0Wme6P4u6M3XP4qC4lQaAmK78P8HAQ
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 17:24, archived)

so they just let babies name these things, huh?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 17:44, archived)

Pretty much
See also: Big Muff Pi and Fuzz Face
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 19:16, archived)

you should probably learn what it's called before you do

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 16:58, archived)

why for?

( MONO!, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 17:02, archived)

well, everyone in the UK hates you
no sense having everyone in canada hate you too
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 17:18, archived)

They'll probably hate me constantly correcting their poor spelling

( MONO!, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 17:29, archived)

my mate moved to Canadia
massive house and garden but it's forty degrees for six months and minus forty for six months with about eight hours of bearable weather in between.

And their dog isn't allowed outside in case the wildlife eats it.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 17:06, archived)

sounds great.
which part though, the weather varies a lot, it's a big big place.
I had a canadialand friend who hated winter over here, said the "cold was worse"
( MONO!, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 17:12, archived)

Pick me up some of that really expensive maple syrup

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 17:21, archived)

nah, you're alright.

( MONO!, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 17:29, archived)

hey, remember when there used to be a newsletter? who remembers that?
newsletters eh, that takes me back, always full of kittens and things Joel Veitch had made that weren't particularly funny, remember those?

wow, newsletters, not thought of those in years
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 16:38, archived)

don't remember those, soz

( mongychops, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 16:42, archived)

oh ok

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 16:44, archived)

blah blah fucking blah
nobody's interested in your bullshit, Frank
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 16:43, archived)

SOMEONE MIGHT BE

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 16:44, archived)

i am

( $$ ✅, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 16:46, archived)

Is that who it is?
Hard to tell without the stench of stale parrot shit.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 16:46, archived)

I love it when people remember me but I don't have the faintest idea who they are
hello another internet person, what's your schtick here? have we spoken before?
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 16:51, archived)

actually, tell me later, I'm off out now

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 16:56, archived)

bit hostile, mat8e

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 16:48, archived)

only read them if they are heavily racist

( $$ ✅, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 16:47, archived)

so, how are you doing?
how are the wife and kids?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 15:36, archived)

I'm ok.
No wife.
No kids.
( MONO!, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 15:38, archived)

probably why I'm ok!
lol
( MONO!, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 15:38, archived)

haha, tell me about it

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 15:53, archived)

I am ok
No Wife
Kid on the way.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 15:40, archived)

Oh, you're pregnant?
I just assumed you were fat.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 15:56, archived)

Its either that or i need a banging shit.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 16:03, archived)

will the time you can spend with the child be restricted?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 15:59, archived)

Waiting on the outcome of the court case.
My legal team have recommeded i do not comment.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 16:03, archived)

oh, you know... the usual
nag nag nag, am i right, fellas?
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 15:41, archived)

What you do with horses is none of my concern.

( MONO!, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 15:55, archived)

Dead
You monster!
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 15:50, archived)

k

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 16:00, archived)

my lads 10 this month

( mongychops, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 15:54, archived)

great
wife left me.
kids don't wanna talk to me.
( $$ ✅, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 15:54, archived)

Typical scouser.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 16:03, archived)

sexy as hell

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 15:54, archived)

dunno

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 15:57, archived)

haha priceless!

( MONO!, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 15:59, archived)

b

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 16:22, archived)

+ut, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? it is the east, and juliet is the sun. arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon, who is already sick and pale with grief
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 16:32, archived)

typical tudor era bard

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 16:36, archived)

wank

( MONO!, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 16:38, archived)

wank wank wank wanky wanky wank wank

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 16:42, archived)

Exhausted,
exhausted, and exhausting.
Thanks for asking.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 16:10, archived)

More like quiet as fuck Fridays!!!
What you all doing?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:27, archived)

shh

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:30, archived)

drinking soup
rock & fuckin' roll
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:30, archived)

rock & fuckin' + and a crusty
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:39, archived)

Trying to stay awake.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:32, archived)

*SLAPS*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:38, archived)

Solidarity, brother.
I can feel myself beginning to nod off too.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:57, archived)

let's put his hand in a bowl of warm water

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 14:30, archived)

having a bit of quiet time
before the nephews arrive to stay the night
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:39, archived)

Urgh. I feel for you.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:46, archived)

mariokart, spaceballs, legend of zelda and fairy cakes.
sorted.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:50, archived)

wiring stuff up live because I'm too lazy to find the dist board

( mongychops, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:49, archived)

^hero

( $$ ✅, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 14:09, archived)

try not to die!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 14:48, archived)

What could possibly go wrong?
Mongy 4eva in r hertz
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 15:15, archived)

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( $$ ✅, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:44, archived)

can you mark this nsfw please

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:50, archived)

i just got fired because of this
i popped a boner so hard that my desk flipped over
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:57, archived)

and yet the mods do nothing

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:01, archived)

it's a crying shame

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:17, archived)

Which Last of the Summer Wine Character is this?

( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:51, archived)

compo

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:51, archived)

Tasty

( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:53, archived)

it's that chick that always posts on board sundaes girl or saink

( mongychops, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:54, archived)

my phone just said 'this page is in galacian, want to translate it' fucking galacian cunts

( mongychops, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:51, archived)

galacian?
is that the language of glaciers or galaxies?
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:56, archived)

Why does she have such a massive navel?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:52, archived)

she's fond of seamen, lol

( mongychops, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:55, archived)

har!

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:04, archived)

i'm sorry I'm unable to answer any follow up questions regarding this thread

( $$ ✅, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:55, archived)

that's not as sexy as something I just thought up

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:31, archived)

disgusting

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:44, archived)

I won't lie, it's pretty adult

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:49, archived)

Why does she have a tit on her back?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:04, archived)

evening

( MONO!, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:48, archived)

you're just being silly now

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:53, archived)

i think he may have suffered a blow to the head

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:57, archived)

I hope so

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:58, archived)

YEAH!

( MONO!, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 9:22, archived)

sniff my bum

( $$ ✅, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:55, archived)

did 2 can not do it well enough to satisfy you?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 9:11, archived)

sadly not

( $$ ✅, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 9:14, archived)

Nobody does it better
Makes me feel sad for the rest
Nobody does it half as good as me
Baby, I'm the best
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 9:28, archived)

not good enough for scouse, apparently

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 9:43, archived)

no

( MONO!, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 9:22, archived)

Time for booze then, sound

( Glovington, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:56, archived)

you only hear sound in the evening?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 9:06, archived)

yup

( MONO!, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 9:23, archived)

O MONO!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:56, archived)

¡OMONOMO!

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 9:01, archived)

do doo do do do doo

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 9:06, archived)

oooooooOOOOoooo sweet MONO! of miiiiiyyyyyiiiinnneee

( MONO!, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 9:23, archived)

evening?

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 9:11, archived)

but.. I'm still at work

( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 9:16, archived)

overtime!

( MONO!, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 9:23, archived)

is not a concept I'm willing to engage in.

( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:18, archived)

but you already are!

( MONO!, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:57, archived)

Well I'm not actually doing any work.
... but that goes without saying
( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:42, archived)

I think your bumhole may need recalibrating

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 9:18, archived)

well get in there then!

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 9:27, archived)

I need a piss

( mongychops, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 9:32, archived)

FUCKING RIGHT
*opens whisky bottle*

HAPPY WEEKEND, BELLENDS
( H.B.Mupps, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 9:56, archived)

and a merry easter to all!

( MONO!, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:14, archived)

fucking hell
where is everybody? why do your threads always bring things to a screeching halt?
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:44, archived)

it's the same with all threads
but you only call ME up on it :(
( MONO!, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:52, archived)

seems most noticeable with yours
you're thread poison
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:57, archived)

it's not like there aren't at least three other people sitting waiting for a better thread to come along

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:07, archived)

I'm in that clique

( mongychops, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:16, archived)

*your

( H.B.Mupps, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:21, archived)

you're mum's face

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:40, archived)

it's clear now that everyone hates MONO!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:55, archived)

not nearly as much as I hate myself :'(

( MONO!, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:57, archived)

the title of the /talk sitcom

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:58, archived)

the /talk sitcom would be 'everyone hates everyone'
but particularly spanishfly
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:00, archived)

no, he'd just show up every now and then to say a line
which no-one will respond to.

then every 5th episode he'll have a tantrum
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:41, archived)

Maybe you should start unbanning people like frank and MW

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:59, archived)

I'm offering to fix this by starting a thread
my threads always generate lively debate
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:11, archived)

yes, let's start to mass debate

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:13, archived)

pfft

( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:43, archived)

can you make this one suitable for vegetarians please?
I found the corned beef one to be a little exclusive
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:13, archived)

you're a vegetarian?
you women and your fad diets!
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:44, archived)

Go on then

( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:43, archived)

hit it!

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:44, archived)

suck my balls

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:19, archived)

hey everybody have you seen mr horrible's balls, they're big and salty and brown

( Zuowan, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:24, archived)

if you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick his balls in your mouth

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:56, archived)

like a witch doctor sucking out snake venom
or like a small kitten nuzzling at its mother's teat?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:34, archived)

OOH EE OOH AH AH, TING TANG , A WALLA-WALLA BING BANG.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:44, archived)

Do it yourself.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:35, archived)

sniff my bum

( $$ ✅, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:37, archived)

this is life

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:38, archived)

you want somebody to look at that hernia

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:38, archived)

bit gay

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:38, archived)

one at a time or both at once?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:42, archived)

I pretty sure he wants both done
he wants people to mouth juggle them
( $$ ✅, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:45, archived)

doesn't sound very hygienic

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:47, archived)

We are going in in the first wave. Just means more bugs for us to kill.
Morning all.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 7 Nov 2014, 7:01, archived)

Gonna guess starship troopers?
Morning
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 7:22, archived)

You're until you're dead or I find someone better.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 7 Nov 2014, 7:43, archived)

Come with if you want to live.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:02, archived)

I love the of napalm in the morning.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:03, archived)

I promise I won't anyone.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:06, archived)

Frankly my dear I give a damn.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:08, archived)

not many bugs around in November m8

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:00, archived)

Thought it was quiet out.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 7 Nov 2014, 9:41, archived)

Point Break?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:04, archived)

I love Jim Davidson

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:08, archived)

He was great on Bullseye

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:10, archived)

derrr ... that was Robin Deniro.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:15, archived)

Right

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:04, archived)

Midnight post.
Who's here...
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 0:00, archived)

to see my epic dubs collection?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 0:00, archived)

Corned Beef
Corned Beefs
Corned Beef³
Corned Beef Resurrection
Promcornedbeefius
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 0:04, archived)

The Phantom Corned Beef
Corned Beef Of The Clones
Corned Beef Of The Sith
A New Corned Beef
The Empire Strikes Corned Beef
Corned Beef Of The Jedi
The Corned Beef Awakens
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 0:11, archived)

Also
The Corned Beef Wars
A Corned Beef Of Rebellion
The Holiday Corned Beef
Corned Beef Of Courage
The Corned Beef For Endor
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 0:15, archived)

You are a disgusting bully, online.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 0:58, archived)

Please accept my humble apologies, online.

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 2:08, archived)

^ Booyaka booyaka

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 2:09, archived)

I will answer the call.
Hello?
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 7 Nov 2014, 0:50, archived)

Hello Boris.
Are you well?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 0:57, archived)

Aye, getting there.
Yourself?
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 7 Nov 2014, 6:54, archived)

Stuck at home whilst decoration works occur.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:43, archived)

Fucking telesales.
Right then. Anything good going on in here? I just solved a crystal structure.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 7 Nov 2014, 0:58, archived)

me

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 0:57, archived)

*Fist pump*
GET IN GOBBO.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 0:58, archived)

hi

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 1:03, archived)

How are you goblin?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 1:09, archived)

ok

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 1:16, archived)

That was thrilling.
I think I will sleep now.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 1:22, archived)

night

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 1:26, archived)

no
lol, because i am really!!!!!!!!
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 0:58, archived)

Hello Internet Hate Machine.
Nice dubs there.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 0:59, archived)

iya

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 1:48, archived)

eveninh

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 19:56, archived)

w'evs

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 20:06, archived)

rich

( broadsword w⚓, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 20:06, archived)

Chris

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 20:41, archived)

Loving that Trackheadz track

( broadsword w⚓, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 20:53, archived)

Cool
:)
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 21:04, archived)

yay it's an ssg thread!

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 20:08, archived)

cool

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 20:14, archived)

YOU'RE so cool
I wish I could be as terse and apathetic as you.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 20:20, archived)

haha yeh

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 20:41, archived)

evening SSG
any corned beef related anecdotes for us tonight?
( H.B.Mupps, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 20:45, archived)

no

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 20:48, archived)

the unbearable lightness of corned beef

( vladimir, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 21:52, archived)

corned beef and punishment

( vladimir, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 21:53, archived)

madame corned beefary

( vladimir, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 21:55, archived)

children of the corned beef

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 21:55, archived)

one hundred years of corned beef

( vladimir, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 21:56, archived)

gentlemen prefer corned beef

( vladimir, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 21:58, archived)

round the corne

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 21:58, archived)

corned beef in the time of cholera

( vladimir, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 21:59, archived)

the remains of the corned beef

( vladimir, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 21:59, archived)

I can only apologise to the forum, as you were

( vladimir, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 22:01, archived)

Bring Me The Corned Beef Of Alfredo Garcia

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 22:38, archived)

The Avengers: Corned Beef Of Ultron

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 22:41, archived)

X-Men: Corned Beef Of Future Past

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 22:42, archived)

corned beefis and butthead do America

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 22:56, archived)

The corned beef of solace

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 22:57, archived)

corned beef and loathing in Las Vegas

( H.B.Mupps, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 23:14, archived)

A Crown of Corned Beef

( H.B.Mupps, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 23:15, archived)

Flow my tears, the corned beef said

( H.B.Mupps, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 23:15, archived)

guardians of the corned beef

( H.B.Mupps, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 23:16, archived)

Corned Beef
Corned Beef 2
Corned Beef 3-D
Corned Beef: The Revenge
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 0:01, archived)

ssg

( vladimir, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 21:52, archived)

ssgh

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 22:35, archived)

tell you what ... boobs are alright

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 18:07, archived)

alright dr s
i like them
( broadsword w⚓, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 18:11, archived)

ez big fella

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 18:12, archived)

alright richyplops

( broadsword w⚓, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 18:15, archived)

they're an excellent thing to like

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 18:13, archived)

not 'arf

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 18:11, archived)

wahey!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 18:14, archived)

Rich.

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 19:17, archived)

surely half of them are left?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 18:15, archived)

alright dad

( broadsword w⚓, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 18:16, archived)

yours are a bit hairy mate, no offence

( mongychops, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 18:25, archived)

my sweetest m
alright

always
b xxx
( broadsword w⚓, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 18:27, archived)

I'm surprisingly smooth.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 18:38, archived)

Aye
that they are
( H.B.Mupps, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 18:35, archived)

bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 19:14, archived)

cash

( mongychops, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 19:52, archived)

You're fooling no-one, you bearded catamite.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 19:45, archived)

so you're going through puberty. that's normal, mate

(mondeo_32, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 22:11, archived)

christ, just shut the fuck up will you, no one's reading all that shit you type

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 16:11, archived)

hey, come on now. Don't be like that. It'll get better I swear.

( $$ ✅, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 16:17, archived)

but when?
when?!
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 16:27, archived)

dunno, prolly after dinner time or sum shit

( $$ ✅, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 16:29, archived)

nah, evening threads are proper shit
it's during the day when this place comes closest to having a pulse
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 16:35, archived)

On. Its. Arse.

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 16:32, archived)

who let you back in, anyway?

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 16:35, archived)

you know what right, I would be no trouble at all ever if you'd give me my Gilgamesh account back

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 16:44, archived)

You act like bloody kids

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:15, archived)

Gilgamess is kids?
Two Hats is onions!

I don't get this game. Pub time.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:57, archived)

oooOOOOoooo

( broadsword w⚓, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 16:35, archived)

alright broadsword

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 16:35, archived)

alright manolith

( broadsword w⚓, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 16:37, archived)

nice ghost impression up there

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 16:43, archived)

oooOOOOOOooo

( broadsword w⚓, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 16:45, archived)

wwwwwWWWWWWWwww
          
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 16:48, archived)

alright frankyplops, you said you were having something over to have sex with tonight, what was it again?

( broadsword w⚓, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 16:50, archived)

you're mum

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 16:53, archived)

lololol

( broadsword w⚓, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:20, archived)

You are a rude boy

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:13, archived)

I didn't know he listened to ska

( MONO!, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:23, archived)

He doesn't just listen to it
He puts it on then wanks over a photo of Prince Buster
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:25, archived)

prince, buster and Fido, woof wanks he calls them

( mongychops, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:51, archived)

get bent

( mongychops, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:45, archived)

corned beef y/n ?
also general corned beef thread, share any funny stories, experiences, tips and advice about corned beef

or just fuck off, I don't care
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 13:40, archived)

this probably isn't the best idea I've ever had for a thread, soz

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 13:45, archived)

Im Northern, so obviously I love a hash/hotpot

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 13:46, archived)

haha, wanker

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 13:48, archived)

love a hash/hotpot should take 40 paracetamol
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 13:50, archived)

But that's not enough to die!
That would just ruin his liver and cause extreme pain and suffering... OH! You.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 13:57, archived)

No
Had corned beef with HP sauce as a kid though loads
( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 13:49, archived)

WRONG

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 13:50, archived)

Smash it up with a can of beans, heat, serve with toast and smother in brown sauce.
Cheap, tasty, reasonably nutritious, and filling - what's not to like?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 13:56, archived)

Texture now annoys me.

( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 14:01, archived)

Fuck yes
I used to know a woman who was convinced corned beef was made from people. Her reasoning was "because it comes from Brazil, and they're always doing that over there."

For the record, corned beef is fucking excellent. But I imagine it's viewed as the northern equivalent of Spam.
( H.B.Mupps, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 13:50, archived)

Spam
is available in the north
( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 13:51, archived)

I've never had Spam
so I don't know if I'm missing anything really. But surely corned beef is superior to it?
( H.B.Mupps, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 13:53, archived)

I'd go spam any day
One more thing to put in a bacon and sausage breakfast sandwich can't be bad can it.
( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 13:54, archived)

Hash browns?
Mushrooms?
Fried Egg?
Black Pudding?

You never go trips on meat in a breakfast sandwich
( H.B.Mupps, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 13:56, archived)

Those too

( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 13:57, archived)

You can never have too much meat - fnaarrrrrr.
Just not fake meat that comes in a shitting tin.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 13:59, archived)

I bet you like Fray Bentos pies

( H.B.Mupps, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 14:10, archived)

you fucking idiot

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 13:54, archived)

wanker

( H.B.Mupps, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 13:57, archived)

I read on Wikipedia, that New York Jews eat it as a bacon substitute.
Which makes no sense.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 13:51, archived)

they probably make replacement foreskins out of it, the repellent baby-murdering shitrags

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 13:53, archived)

A corned beef golem would be quite impressive.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 13:59, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/4809892
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 14:04, archived)

fucking hate corned beef

( $$ ✅, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 13:51, archived)

WELL bored of this thread now

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 13:55, archived)

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( $$ ✅, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 13:56, archived)

I made corned beef
nearly.
I made pastrami instead.
( MONO!, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 13:55, archived)

hahahaha you fucking MORON

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 14:00, archived)

it was intentional

( MONO!, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 14:22, archived)

hahahaha

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 14:25, archived)

Yeah. it's alright I suppose
Christ almighty
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 13:59, archived)

pretty sure I said I was bored of this thread like half an hour ago
there's not been ONE funny corned beef story
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 14:01, archived)

I dunno, MONO's was pretty good

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 14:03, archived)

oh right
he's got me on ignore, I can't see his posts, bad times
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 14:04, archived)

Has he?
haha what a bellend
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 14:21, archived)

he really is the worst person in the world

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 14:26, archived)

I wouldn't be able to post here if I did.

( MONO!, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 14:34, archived)

lol I troll u

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 14:42, archived)

lol

( MONO!, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 14:48, archived)

it makes me puke
also, someone in the shop has just been talking about spam and ketchup toasties.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 14:35, archived)

That sounds fucking vile

( H.B.Mupps, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 14:58, archived)

as i said to her
i cannot possibly count how many varieties of wrong it sounds
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 15:17, archived)

I used to be partial to a sardine toastie,
made with sardines in tomato sauce.
I am unable/unwilling to defend these actions.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 15:42, archived)

I feel sick looking at this

( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 15:44, archived)

sardines are fucking rank
and you've marked yourself for life as a povvo
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 15:47, archived)