Ok, someone's brought a baby into the officeI really hate it when this happens. Well done, you've managed to not only create life, but keep it alive for a few months. Fuck off with your miniature churchill doll. Pricks.
What angers you unnecessarily? You can't say Frank.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:49,
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yeah, it annoys me toopeople show them off like a new pair of shoes.
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MONO!, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:49,
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Nobody cares about your chilfdren except youThey're all being polite
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:52,
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just accept it for what it is - a legitimate distraction from working(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:53,
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you just blew my mind(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:53,
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I'm not sure why anyone needs thatjust look at cat pictures or something
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MONO!, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 12:23,
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bit provocative m8(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:53,
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really dull things like minor traffic violations(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:51,
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don't get me startedillegal parking, "just stopping for a minute", not wearing seatbelts...all these people should be killed in accidents. That'd show them.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:52,
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the thing that was really upsetting me this morning was people leaving one, two or even three (!) car spaces between them and the vehicle in front of them whilst queueing(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:55,
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urge to kill rising...(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:56,
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or someone who has retired from the company only to pop back in and see how we are all doing(
$$ ✅, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:53,
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that just makes me sad(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:54,
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but I've brought cakes with me!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:56,
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No you haven't....you've brought fruit and a bag of cheap sweets you bought while on holidayDon't turn this palce in to a house of lies
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 12:01,
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I... I... I'm just lonely and wanted someone to talk to :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 12:15,
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you're really sloppy with your spelling today(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 12:32,
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so's ur face m8(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 12:38,
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i finally watched the last episode of 30 rock(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 13:00,
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Does everyone die?(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 13:09,
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I still haven't even seen the last series.I think I possibly missed its run in the UK - or has it not been on yet, and you watched it "online"?
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 13:54,
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Bloody leftover mystery meat.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 12:25,
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Bitter jaffas.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:57,
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Like a resentful orange?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 12:01,
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you're trying my patience, son(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 12:06,
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female comedians(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 12:09,
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^thisI honestly can't think of a single good female stand up comedian.
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H.B.Mupps, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 12:14,
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Yes but it makes me angry if women even try to tell jokes.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 12:24,
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Can I guess which ones annoy you most?joespurgeon.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Comedienne-Sarah-Millican-753712.jpg
and
i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1713360.ece/alternates/s2197/Miranda%20Hart.jpg
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 12:32,
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miranda is much more annoying than millican(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 12:33,
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Millican's voice sets my teeth on edge(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 12:57,
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you people get wound up very easilyjust calm down
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 13:06,
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She makes my willy wake up.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 13:21,
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Dame Edna Everage(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 12:43,
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she makes my winkie move on its owndon't tell her. Unless you get the chance, then tell her. Ask her if she's interested.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 12:57,
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You clearly haven't seen her noods that are freely available on the net.Or maybe you have...
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 13:09,
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Fuck no.Overactor and brainless. She also supports some BS scheme similar to affirmative action, but for women who chose shit college courses and now earn less than the millions they expected after pissing away four years on "gender studies". Her scheme aims to compensate them for making less money than "men".
Fucking stupid woman.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 13:08,
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Where to begin?Slow people in town on a Saturday.
Old people in town on a Saturday. Kind of ties in, they have all week to shuffle at a leisurely pace.
People who fanny about at tills/cashpoints etc.
The list is endless really.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 12:11,
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Women at cash machinesThere really should be two machines side by side, a male version with one option "CASH"
And a womens version based on a childs farmyard animal noise toy.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 12:16,
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all my anger is necessaryyou must all die and my fury is the fuel that will allow me to kill you
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 12:18,
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the fassbender film?i thought it was pretty good
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 12:23,
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Not seen thatI watched Shame though. Load of fucking bollocks that was.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 12:41,
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didn't you only watch it so your wife could gawp at his peen?(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 13:07,
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Beer that costs more than £3.20 a pintSlow people
Spaz chariots on the bypass
People who sell weed for £10 a gram and have the audacity to give you 0.8
Other peoples children
People who say, "I'm not being funny...but" , no mate, no you're not being fucking funny at all. Prick
Things not being where they should be in the supermarket
Litter
My missus' stupid fucking rabbits
Londoners
Americans
Spaniards (and all derivitive forms except mexicans)
Myself
Having too many tabs open
Charity muggers
When you smile at somebody just to be nice and they blank you or think you're going to kill them
When people tell me I'm upset on the internet...I'll tell you when I'm fucking upset alright? Wankers!
When someone opens a crisp packet upside down
Dead flowers in vases
People who can't take a joke
Music snobery
The way you have to cycle through all the sources on my tele in one direction
Intolerance
Mobile phones no longer having buttons
Weak hoovers
bad Grammer
and long lists
oh, and SpanishFly
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Glovington, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 12:29,
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what sort of povvo buys weed by the gram?(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 12:37,
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When I first moved here, that's all I could sort, and I couldn't be arsed to drive to Brighton or DorsetNo worries though, I've immursed myself into the community now and have found a better supply
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Glovington, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 12:43,
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£3.20?No wonder all the pubs are going bust.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 12:46,
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right ... but it's worth passing another £15 or £20 a pint just to not have to drink in skegness(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 13:33,
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Hello bezzy(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 12:48,
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not bad you?hows mumsnet?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 15:10,
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I also think all mobile phones still have buttons.(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 12:49,
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you smell upset(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 12:56,
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you feel upsetsorry, not upset... 'lumpy'
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 13:00,
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Drivers in supermarket car parksWho suddenly think the rules of the road no longer apply and drive around like retards cutting across parking spaces to save driving an extra few meters.
Also Mums in supermarket car parks in their huge 4x4s they have no idea of how to drive so waiting and having to watch them park for ages and ages makes me die a little more inside
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 12:40,
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People on the wrong side of escalators.The bastards
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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 13:07,
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YES or groups who take up both sides. MOVE IT OR LOSE IT, SISTER
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 13:30,
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I really like SnickersI like them so much I reckon I could eat like 10 of them in one go. What can you eat 10 or in one go? You can't say you're mum's minge piece or Hitler.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:42,
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I wouldn't recommend it, one Christmas I ate no fewer than three chocolate selection boxes and then spent the evening producing rich brown vomitI didn't eat mars bars, marathons or topics for many years following that
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:48,
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actually come to think of it, I don't think I've eaten another topic to this daycan you still get them?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:49,
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YepToffee Crisps also. I could eat a million of those. A MILLION.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:50,
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I used to like a toffee crisp, but I have to boycott nestlé for some reason(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:53,
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Because they have a french name? Bit xenophobic m8(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:54,
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it's OK so long as you pronounce it "nessuls"(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:59,
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it's Swiss you massive racist(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:04,
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you dinlo'Swiss' is a type of chocolate, not an actual place. Spaz.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:08,
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you can!i like them. they're also one of the varieties in cadbury's celebrations
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:57,
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i actually hold the MONO!-esque opinion that chocolate is overrated(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:35,
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How can chocolate be over-rated?Surely you either like it or you don't.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:45,
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no, i just think it's alrightbut people get very excited about it and i just don't get it
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:46,
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AT LEAST SOMEONE'S GETTING EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHINGCHRIST
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:50,
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Like when people jizz their pants over some rather average films just because they're characters from comics.it's just a film, chill out nerds.
chocolate is ok, it's not pant-jizzingly-amazing though
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MONO!, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:49,
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jizzing in your pants is overrated(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:50,
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Jizzing in other people's pants, is where it's at.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 12:04,
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They're smaller, and more expensive than other chocolate bars.Nice as they are, I'm not sure anyone ever buys them.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:40,
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grains of ricepeas
raisins
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:48,
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This is where someone says 'shut up MGT'but not me. I think it's very rude.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:49,
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i almost said it myself(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:50,
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But if you tell yourself to shut upWon't that cause some sort of paradox? Come on, this is more your thing than mine.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:52,
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paradoxes are not a problem(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:57,
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You eat nothing, sadly?I guess having nothing to eat would make me pretty miserable too.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:51,
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Oh godI prefer the red ones myself, but good god above...they are outstanding. Or should I say They're chock-a-block man! Haha.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:51,
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Also, opinions may be divided on this onebut Peanut Butter Kit Kat Chunkys.
Do we have to stick with chocolate bars or can it be any food?
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H.B.Mupps, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:54,
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No, any food is fair game(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:55,
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fucking love ribs(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:10,
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Their nicebut you don't get much meat on them, hence the ease of eating 10
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H.B.Mupps, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:22,
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farmfoods sell chicken wings and ribsIN THE SAME BAG!
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:23,
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when i was at school, there was a wheelchair-bound lad that used to say that a lothe was a right prick
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:36,
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cripples tend to be like that, I'm afraidThey all have a chip on their shoulders about being cripples
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:44,
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Hell('s bells) on wheels.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:54,
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Ooh yeah....they're pretty goodAnd Fox's Triple.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:59,
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Wasn't a big fan of thosenow Taxi bars, they were nice
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H.B.Mupps, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:11,
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Come on, let's leave the mums out of this, yeah?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:53,
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AND I'LL FINISH IT.....SIT DOWN!(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:56,
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Ecstacy**not anymore - I'm too scared
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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:54,
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Drugs??Some christian forum THIS is
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:55,
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I've stopped now...mostly
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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:56,
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Should I go back to caning more?(
Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:13,
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Weirdly pizza is something I can't eat in huge quantities(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:00,
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Chinese food....now that's a different matter(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:01,
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that's it....I'm gazzing the modsYou'll get 2 years for this
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:11,
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yeah ... buy you buy Iceland frozen mini pizzas and pretend to be a GIANT(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:01,
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You fat cunt(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:07,
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pizza is the best foood everso fuck you, you probably like sprouts
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:14,
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Have you had one of my home made efforts?pizza, that is
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:15,
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:02,
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dunno, plates of chihuahua ear wax or somethingthis isn't a very good thread, someone should start a better one
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you fucking prick(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:09,
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woah, don't be projecting your faults onto me just because you've made a complete fool of yourselfdon't be THAT guy
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:09, archived)
Shitposting.https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/235/445312038_6844c624e7.jpg
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:28,
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I don't know who that is(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:30,
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Manolith, are you suggesting you do not know who that is?(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:33,
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I am disappoint.Greatest meme of ALL TIME.
mkbstares.ytmnd.com/
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:42,
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Is it Michael K Brandow?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:42,
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Ok, right, here's the story.abovethelaw.com/2007/05/lawyer-of-the-day-michael-k-brandow/
His enchanting stare prompted a lot of shopping.
Then we discovered he was in fact blind. This made it more funny.
There was a "World of Brandow" website, but it's defunct.
[inb4 John Spartan ref]
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:47,
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oknothing makes a joke funny like explaining it to everyone
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:49,
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What joke?There is no joke, you bum.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:50,
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It sure is!I cannot believe you n00bs have forgotten him. Cockweasel would be mortified if he were here now.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:43,
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I don't think it's possible to forget something I've never been aware of.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:11,
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morningJust rang the docs and got an appointment on the same day. What's all this bollocks about the NHS being fucked?
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H.B.Mupps, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:06,
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that seems to be how a lot of surgeries work now, you can ONLY get an appointment the same day.(
MONO!, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:13,
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Fine by meAt least I'm getting seen. Here was me expecting to have to wait a week, get better on my own, and screw up the system for some poor old dying woman in Exeter or something.
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H.B.Mupps, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:19,
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my surgery doesn't seem to work like that, but they always ask if it's an emergency.if it were an emergency I'd be in A&E... retards
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MONO!, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:22,
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To ease the burden of crammed A&E departments members of the public are advised to use 111, GP surgeries and the local chemist as the first point of call for anything non-emergencyWhat it doesn't take into account is how bad some people are at identifying a 'life threatening' condition
Still think that some degree of first aid should be taught in schools
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:27,
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I'm pretty good at first aid, both civilian and battlefield.(
MONO!, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:29,
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Is it true what they say about tampons?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:30,
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what, that vampires use them as teabags?yeah I think that's probably true
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:52,
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What with 4 out of every 3 kids having asthma these days and being allergic to water(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:29,
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I prefer to ring the doctor when I'm not sick,and book an appointment for a couple of days later, just in case.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:30,
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YeahMaybe we should make appointments just to say to the doctor "No....how are YOU feeling?"
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:45,
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yeah, nobody ever think of themthe general public are so bloody selfish
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:52,
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Dentists can get fuckedWell, mine can. Portugese pillock.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:53,
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My Dentist is Sarf EfrikanI sometimes suspect he used to be a torturer under apartheid
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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:21,
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My mother's dentist is quitting his surgery, as he doesn't like treating foreigners.He sounds like a lovely person.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:29,
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I'll bet the worry if you ever don't turn up.Sound, preventative medicine - just what the health service should be providing.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:41,
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blimey it is and all(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:23,
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alright don't get overexcited we don't want any accidents(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:53,
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i had a boiled egg for breakfast and now i'll go to work, i guess(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:35,
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I had shreddieswith milk and sugar
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:47,
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do you do it cereal, milk, sugaror milk, cereal, sugar?
bear in mind, one of the answers will get you tarred and feathered
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:20,
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cereal, sugar then milkok?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:29,
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It creates an even spread of sugar before the milk is addedI need contiguity in my cereal bowl
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:33,
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I get by on my looks(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:40,
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tomorrow they do hashbrowns tooand mushrooms
might get one then
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MONO!, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:22,
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that sounds good(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:30,
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go to work on an eggthat's what they say
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:46,
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So one of those Egg Council creeps got to you too, huh?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:54,
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THEY DO FINE WORK(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:56,
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You can't put much past MONOfucking wanker
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:46,
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don't get it, soz(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:58,
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term of endearment innit(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:52,
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Look, maybe this will help smooth things overwww.youtube.com/watch?v=ccenFp_3kq8
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:57,
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Bumholes have broken, like the first bumholes.Good bumholes to you.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 6 Nov 2014, 7:17,
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YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BUMHOLES!(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 6 Nov 2014, 7:42,
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^ sex tourist(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 6 Nov 2014, 8:15,
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Nothing could be grander the to be in Louisianain the BUMHOLES, In the BUMHOLES,
It's great to stay up late.
Good BUMHOLES, Good BUMHOLES to you.
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 8:24,
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Oh what a beautiful bumholes, oh what a beautiful day.(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 6 Nov 2014, 8:53,
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I love the smell of napalm in the BUMHOLES.(
brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 8:10,
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Smells like.... excrement.(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 6 Nov 2014, 8:14,
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hang on, not right now, i've got stuff to do(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 8:31,
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Yes yes good morning(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 8:37,
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Morning Mr H.You are my favourite.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 8:43,
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Haha, everyone point and laugh at mr horrible!(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 8:47,
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you are now tied in first place for my affections.(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 8:50,
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You always get those 2 things mixed up.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 8:48,
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I have seen BUMHOLES you people wouldn't believe
Attack BUMHOLES on fire off the shoulder of BUMHOLES.
I watched BUMHOLES glitter in the dark near the BUMHOLES Gate.
All those BUMHOLES will be lost in time, like tears in BUMHOLES.
BUMHOLES.
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H.B.Mupps, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:09,
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My dear Shambles, BUMHOLES really are amazing creatures.You can learn all that there is to know about their ways in a month and yet, after a hundred years, they can still surprise you.
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H.B.Mupps, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:08,
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mr.h(
djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 19:20,
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So gonzo finally deleted y4ckr.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 19:52,
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awwwwwww manhe's never gonna get a dip in that fat bird now
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 19:58,
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I'm cooking dinner.Broccoli and cauliflower and wheat and grain cheesy pasta bake. It will be well yum.
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 20:19,
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No.I've added asparagus, pine nuts and some more cheese on top. It's going to be lovely.
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 20:38,
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Put some fish in there, then.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 20:44,
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i don't think he understands how food works(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:29,
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I'm a pretty good cook when I want to be.I put meat in my cats food, if that's any consolation. I don't make pasta bake for cats though, that would be mental.
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 22:10,
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No.It was well nice, there's a bowl left over for tomorrow's lunch.
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 22:06,
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While I am usually opposed to homophobia,in this instance I do feel the need to call you a massive poof.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 22:02, archived)
and then feed your innards to your cat(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 22:58,
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It's not bin night, you nasty rude internet person.(
brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 2:15,
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Juicer?I 'ardly know 'er!
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 22:08,
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stick your cock in a mains socket/ac
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 18:11,
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AND BURN MORE CATHOLICS!YES!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 5 Nov 2014, 18:12,
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I don't really need to, my watch has the date on it, thx tho (
mongychops, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 18:35,
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if I change it to the 5th now, it won't go 6th at midnight, it will at midday, dates just another cog complication in a watch, they ain't clever, just cogs innit (
mongychops, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 18:51,
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sounds like it was built by a retard(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 19:18,
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Or being worn by one.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 19:42,
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I'm sorry, mongy.You know you're my favourite Rolex-wearer.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:12,
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tell the oyster to get his fucking act together(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 18:51,
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looks snide to methere's a chunk missing out of one of the white circles
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 19:05,
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white circles, tsk, this is proprietary invented lumanova by the great charitable foundation that it rolex, I'm doing the building maintenance of the penthouses on St James square tomorrow, I'll see if the family are in situ and ask (
mongychops, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 19:20,
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fuck it's loud outside my houseany fucker with ptsd is probably twitching like a mother fucker
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$$ ✅, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 18:38,
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Not being funny, I feel this is all pretty one-sided.Look at all the replies you keep getting and not once do you enter into a conversation. This is called 'talk' for a reason, you ungrateful prick.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 19:04,
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Maybe someone stuck a lit banger up his bumhole.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 5 Nov 2014, 19:06,
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Aye not bad, ta chap.Just killing a bit of time until Pub Quiz.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 5 Nov 2014, 19:11,
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don't worry traducer, the sheeple here will only wake up in order to call you an utter, utter cunt and the worst and lowest kind of human being, the kind who would take a bite from a biscuit and put the other half back in the barrel, and then they will return to sleep, so don't hold your breath for a big talk showing at your fancy dress get together (especially as I had a look and it seems to involve going outside?)
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vladimir, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 17:09,
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how about leaving your dick trapped in a window then jumping off the ledge?(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 16:46,
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Not clicking that, it's probably shit, soz(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 16:47,
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Im watching the film tonight, not poncing about in a mask.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 16:52,
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Tell me honestlyHave you ever ejaculated over another living being?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 16:56, archived)
we are anonymous, we now give press statements, fuck all that, it was for the lulz and caturday, get bent (
mongychops, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 17:17,
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good old MONO!he can always be relied on to kill the board stone dead
how are YOU making it through the afternoon without killing yourself? i'm reading about a beer festival
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 15:27,
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why would they put a load of shit bands on at a beer festival?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 15:58,
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None takenbeer festivals generally have shit bands, they sound alright when you're pissed, and as long as one of them does "whiskey in the jar" everyone's happy.
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MONO!, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 16:00,
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I've never seen any bands at the few I have attended(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 16:10,
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so you can hear something other than the insufferable real ale nerds, i presume(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 16:00,
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using adobe illustrator for some reasonI haven't used this fucking thing in years. Photoshop I can do spinning on my cock, but this shit? Fuck that!
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$$ ✅, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 15:31,
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i think the problem here is writing on your CV good with photoshop etc.then never doing a job that involves that only to be asked out of the blue "oh, you know how this works."
I fucked myself.
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$$ ✅, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 15:39,
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I can draw pornographic doodles with a birobut that's it
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 16:11,
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what are the hours?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 16:14,
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sounds like my usual jobexcept more doodling
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 16:29,
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Plotting the murder of othersand tea, lots and lots of tea
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M o D, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 15:45,
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pretty sure that's illegalplease hand yourself in at the nearest constabulary
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 15:48,
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Gas leakI once considered this for my neighbours when i lived in an apartment.
I have no sense of smell and therefor could be forgiven for not realising that I had left the gas on when i left in the morning for work.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 16:05,
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Done dinner, some laundry and other non-specific deedswhy?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 16:09,
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nosy PARKER?well that's rude
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 16:14,
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i typed nosy cunt to start with but then i deleted it because i thought it might upset youyou're a delicate flower
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 16:30,
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Angry at the companyso secretly reducing my output to a trickle as they're clueless
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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 16:18,
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i think that's a pretty common story on here(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 16:35,
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I'm turning it down to 0.01(
Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 16:39,
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It's ok, I am here now.Hello MONO!
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:27,
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So Gawker is totally screwed now.Shit's gonna be cash when that goes down.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:29,
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That's a good thing.What are you doing today? I'm waiting for a decorator to arrive and make our living room less shit.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:34,
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RARGHThey just phoned and can't come until tomorrow now due to the previous job taking longer.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:39,
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£4.50 and I'll throw in the complete Erotic Fan Fiction of The Last of the Summer Wine (R.R.P. £300)(
$$ ✅, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 13:16,
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Alright Giglamess?(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 14:14,
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your username's giving me the right bloody 'orn(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 14:30,
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I have high hopes for this one.(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:28,
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did I, dunno, someone's nobbled the search facility so you can't search for thathow very small minded
(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 13:30, archived)
don't fucking start with your shit, I am not in the fucking mood ok(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 13:33, archived)
Don't fucking push it, FrankOr so help me I'll put you on ignore
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 14:50,
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tell you what, syncs, this place has been dead on its arse since you last posted(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 15:01,
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pointless shitcunt wankers talking shitArseholes. Fuck off.
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Zuowan, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 14:39,
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Which one are you again?(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 9:54,
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ah, m8. Come on, m8 ah, m8. Come on, m8 ah, m8. Come on, m8 ah, m8. Come on, m8 ah, m8. Come on, m8 ah, m8. Come on, m8 ah, m8. Come on, m8 ah, m8. Come on, m8 ah, m8. Come on, m8 ah, m8. Come on, m8
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$$ ✅, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 10:02,
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alright scouse.you watch the football last night?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 10:06,
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I was expecting a mauling.Rodgers has been given a right kicking this morning on the radio.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 10:27,
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i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/645/924/708.gif
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 10:18,
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static.fjcdn.com/gifs/U+wot+m8_dc66ee_4472420.gif
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 10:34,
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Oh, nice workNot Richard either.
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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 10:37,
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he can't get enough of that shitalso plums, toast, grapes, millet, weetabix, bird's a fucking legend
(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 13:31, archived)
you're losing your touch, old man(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 10:30,
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if you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 10:32, archived)
haha yeah, people do sometimes pretend to get those confused it's one of those things that people do isn't it
(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 10:38, archived)
they do do that though don't they, it's a right laugh(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 10:40,
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why don't you just fuck off, mate(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:16,
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And then fuck off some more? (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:18,
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Double bubble(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 9:06,
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oh man, Schnurr, been a long time.Very long time, guv.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 9:56,
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morningwhat's your favourite omnik solar inverter?
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 7:44,
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scary omnik solar inverterBut I think Eddie Murphy ruined it.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 7:47,
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I miss omnikchen :((
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 7:54,
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I'm already angry, fucking chinky solar inverters over HERE converting OUR SUNLIGHT into electricity, piss off back to chinky chonky land you electronic wankers(
mongychops, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 7:57,
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it won't work anyway cos their sunshine goes sideways(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 7:59,
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alright you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 8:04,
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Is alligator shitfuck 2-1 your father?(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 8:13,
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morning.It's cloudy but non-threatening. There's also a wood pigeon and a great spotted woodpecker next to each other in the garden.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 5 Nov 2014, 8:06,
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I thought they had cloacas(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 5 Nov 2014, 8:11,
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They've just had an egg between them and they're now claiming benefits.(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 5 Nov 2014, 8:10,
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it used to be such a nice area, too.(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 5 Nov 2014, 8:25,
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we never have birds in the garden any more :((((
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 9:02,
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Like white dog shit.What happened to all the white dogs?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 9:54,
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Morning,I'm just getting over some commuter rage.
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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 8:31,
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Solar inverters use maximum power point trackingSolar inverters from china use maximum power point tracking (MPPT) to get the maximum possible power from the PV array. Solar cells have a complex relationship between solar irradiation, temperature and total resistance that produces a non-linear output efficiency known as the I-V curve. It is the purpose of the MPPT system to sample the output of the cells and determine a resistance (load) to obtain maximum power for any given environmental conditions.The fill factor, more commonly known by its abbreviation FF, is a parameter which, in conjunction with the open circuit voltage and short circuit current of the panel, determines the maximum power from a solar cell. Fill factor is defined as the ratio of the maximum power from the solar cell to the product of Voc and Isc.There are three main types of MPPT algorithms: perturb-and-observe, incremental conductance and constant voltage. The first two methods are often referred to as hill climbing methods; they rely on the curve of power plotted against voltage rising to the left of the maximum power point, and falling on the right.
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Alright guys!!Liverpool did alright last night didn't they? No cars were set on fire I heard.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 2:22,
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verb or noun?(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 4 Nov 2014, 23:40,
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how could you do that to aUp yours, dickface
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 0:39,
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Is it abnormal to do four liquid shits in less than two hours?(
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 22:10,
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Mainlining or smoking them?(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 4 Nov 2014, 22:16,
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unexpected disney dvd extra(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 22:18,
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just having my tea in gunwharfyou?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 19:51,
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whereabouts?i'm sat in my pants watching tv
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 19:59,
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wagamamawas gonna go to yo sushi but it's not there anymore
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 20:13,
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niceyou've had sushi from sakura on albert road before, right?
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 20:18,
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yeah, decent likedidn't fancy straying far from the hotel tonight, i'm up in the holiday inn express
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 20:19,
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well, here at the moi.imgur.com/7oo1JEA.jpg
can just see the casino from my hotel room though
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 20:32,
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it was a big joke when it was being builtbut i'm glad we have the spinnaker tower. you been up it? lololol, etc
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 20:36,
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spinnaker, i barely met her(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 20:38,
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I climbed up the crane when they were building thatbut you wouldn't believe me, it's a bit of a tall story
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 20:49,
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i went for duck ramen and a bottle of asahi(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 20:23,
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gonna go back to the hotel bar and watch the 2nd halfthey'll probs be 5-0 down by then
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 20:14,
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bale's onhe's such a dreamboat
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 21:05,
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hoping to see liverpool lose around 7 nil at the moment, might play a bit more cod tho and hoping Igor gets the addicks a win, Igor Igor Igor oi oi oi (
mongychops, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 20:04,
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I'm not keen on it yet, jumping suits and all space age, I wanna fuck shit up old school (
mongychops, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 21:52,
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one can hope(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 20:16,
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I used to live thereOld Gunnery House
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 20:48,
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there's a ux job going in my place if you want to move back here(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 20:51,
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thanks but no thanksI'm not looking to downgrade
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 21:25,
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don't say i never offer you anything(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 21:28,
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The Water Margin?(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 4 Nov 2014, 21:27,
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i'm sitting in bar 38 watching the football at the mothis bar is a state
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 21:28,
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We were over in the dockyards last week. We got married on Warrior ten years ago.(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 4 Nov 2014, 21:36,
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Bollocks, just saw your other reply...(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 4 Nov 2014, 21:28,
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Up YOUR dick's face(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 18:33,
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hi ssgI hope Tuesday is treating you well.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 18:00,
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Help. a fuse has gone, our first since moving in a couple of years ago, and we just realised we have an ancient fuse box that looks pre-war or saink.It's got these big cartridges that I assume contain burnt out fuse wire but they don't pull out and the only instruction on the box says you have to switch the mains off before removing fuses and it's dark and the shops are shut and we ent got any fuse wire.
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 18:00,
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stop being a penisIf you know which one is blown give it a yank and it'll come out. Tesco are open and they still stock fuse wire.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 18:03,
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[/penis]Okay I yanked out the cart and it's got a lovely old grainy ceramic tube inside that I hope isn't asbestos. I found a torch but now I've lost my lighter, so I actually need more help.
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 18:33,
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It's okay I just found some matches so I can smoke again.It was a bit touch and go for a moment there.
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 18:35,
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it's easy to spot if it's asbestosgrind it up and snort it ... if you die horribly in fifteen years it was probably asbestos
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 18:55,
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you total nancy manfailhand your penis and y chromosome in at the desk and go stand in the girlie blouse corner
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 18:07,
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If you don't have any fuse wire use a bit of foil.do not do this
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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 18:15,
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but remember to test the terminals with a wet finger first(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 18:22,
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I once found a butter knife in a 400amp porcelain fuse holder, lols (
mongychops, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 18:56,
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Try living in a less shit house(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 18:34,
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Even I can sort a fuse.Just saying.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 18:40,
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I think you've belittled me being an electrician in the past, I understand your issue, hth (
mongychops, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 18:49,
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If you're lucky, the previous owneds left some fuse wire on top of the box.Failing that, piss in it.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 4 Nov 2014, 19:45,
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eeeeeeevening.(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 4 Nov 2014, 19:45,
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