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alright

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:20, archived)

feeeeeeeeeeeeeed the wooo-oo-ooorld
let them know it's christmas time

best christmas number one? you can't say stop the cavalry
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:15, archived)

Mr Blobby

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:17, archived)

Killing in the name

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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:17, archived)

music makes an ideal christmas present
make sure it's some music that the recipient likes though
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vladimir, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:18, archived)

you need to include the hashtag if this is ever going to catch on

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:23, archived)

so. much. pressure

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vladimir, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:29, archived)

social media success is the only kind of success that matters!

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:31, archived)

I am never knowingly in close proximity to the words 'social' or 'success' and for that reason I am out

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vladimir, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:35, archived)

but we could have made millions
millions!
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:36, archived)

yeah and what good would that do usowait

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vladimir, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:39, archived)

haven't you heard?
money can literally buy you happiness!
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:50, archived)

~~money can literally buy you happiness!~~ about the bird
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Glovington, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:32, archived)

get fucked

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:50, archived)

whigfields Saturday night

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mongychops, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:20, archived)

Was never Christmas number 1

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:22, archived)

thank god somebody understands that pinpoint accuracy is the lifeblood of this board

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vladimir, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:23, archived)

well let's face it, with the amount of pedants on here. They would implode. if these things weren't pointed out.

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:24, archived)

maybe not for you

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mongychops, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:25, archived)

It was Christmas number 1 in our hearts, Jay

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:39, archived)

stop the ca... bollocks

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:24, archived)

the power of loovvvee

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Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:25, archived)

bob the builder - get your cock out for christmas

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$$ ✅, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:32, archived)

Get fucked by The Fuck Off You Pricks

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:37, archived)

i loved that album
cunt spark fury i think it was called
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$$ ✅, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:40, archived)

Then there was the difficult second album
"Everyone's a prick except me"
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:49, archived)

critically mauled, unfortunately.

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$$ ✅, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:53, archived)

thereby proving their point

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vladimir, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:02, archived)

I Hate You So Fuckin Much I Ain't Had a Shit Since Sunday (The Cilla Black version)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:44, archived)

soz. lost interest in this thread right after I started it

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:50, archived)

i think you have ADWD

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:51, archived)

i think you have VD

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:54, archived)

I think you have a cd

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:54, archived)

i think you have a mini disc

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$$ ✅, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:57, archived)

I know he's had aswad, all of them

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mongychops, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:55, archived)

i believe you

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:58, archived)

bollocks, I don't even listen to reggie music

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:59, archived)

Still, at least it's nearly Christmas
Don't you hate those people who go "oh don't mention Christmas, I still haven't finished my shopping because I'm an idiot"

Haha yeah
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:13, archived)

christ, just put a fucking sock in it will you

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:15, archived)

Wanker

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:16, archived)

prick

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:17, archived)

^upset

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:17, archived)

you started it
wanker
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:18, archived)

socks make an ideal christmas present
don't give just one though, make sure it's a matching pair
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vladimir, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:13, archived)

#vladxmasadvice

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:15, archived)

it's a bit pippa's tips....but more obvious

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vladimir, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:17, archived)

can you make it more like tiffany's big city tips?

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:23, archived)

an impressive piece of work that reveals how capitalism turns all of us into objectified pieces of human meat

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vladimir, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:27, archived)

i fucking love christmas
i'm actually glad the adverts and stuff have started. 2014 has been shit, and i could use some festive jollity
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:16, archived)

I really hate it, soz

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:17, archived)

yeah but you have a piece of flint instead of a heart

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:18, archived)

a piece of flint in the shape of a willy

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:18, archived)

Completely true
If it wasn't for the kids I'd get hammered on christmas eve and spend the whole of the 25th asleep.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:20, archived)

As is stands, I'm going to get hammered and get up at 4:00

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:20, archived)

ebeneezer scroo hats

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:21, archived)

Hah bumhug

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:22, archived)

i'm going to show up at your house and have fun at you until you crack
it'll be a christmas miracle
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:25, archived)

I have no problem with other people enjoying christmas
I just have difficulty enjoying it myself. Now leave me to brood in my cave in peace.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:27, archived)

any particular reason?
i feel like we may have had this conversation before but i'm not so great with the remembering
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:30, archived)

yes

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:33, archived)

which bit?

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:35, archived)

both I guess

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:41, archived)

might turn the christmas icons on
that'd have the bonus effect of upsetting mono
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:18, archived)

fa la la la la, fucking la la

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:22, archived)

Don't you dare
Its November.
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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:53, archived)

Do it

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Glovington, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:56, archived)

I honestly thought you were a muslim

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:18, archived)

and?
are you saying that muslims can't enjoy christmas?
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:18, archived)

I'm saying they should all be put on the next banana boat and get sent back home to their wigwams in Jumbly-lumbly land

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:22, archived)

bloody middle eastern savages, forcing us to observe their bullshit mid-winter festivals
And the Muslims aren't much better haha
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:24, archived)

you should run the ukips

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:24, archived)

what, all of them?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:26, archived)

ALL OF THEM

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:29, archived)

crikey

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:30, archived)

you should run the gays

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:30, archived)

dunno what that means, soz

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:30, archived)

where do they need running to?

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:31, archived)

24 hour gym?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:33, archived)

a big gay gas chamber
that suffocates them with air freshener and dissolves the bodies in boiling Domestos
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:35, archived)

or your dad's hotel room
that'd work too
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:36, archived)

I'm saying your dad books hotel rooms and has gay sex with rent boys

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:36, archived)

in case that wasn't clear

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:37, archived)

pfft, as if my dad would spring for a hotel!

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:36, archived)

I heard some hotels let you take rooms on an hourly basis

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:38, archived)

'heard'

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:39, archived)

they sick you for the cleaning charges though

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:42, archived)

Pfft, good one Frank

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:32, archived)

people only come here to read my posts

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:33, archived)

I'm Jewish, so... no.

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$$ ✅, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:19, archived)

are you looking forward to getting a shiny new dreidel or whatever the fuck?

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:36, archived)

Bah Shallombug!

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Glovington, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:57, archived)

Said no jew ever.... jews love christmas

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:54, archived)

I like Christmas.
We've only recently found that we don't have to move just before, which is a bit of a relief.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:20, archived)

i might actually be moving in just before christmas
which would be nice as it's getting pretty cold on the streets
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:25, archived)

hahahaha, Manoliths a homeless dude.

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Glovington, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 16:01, archived)

you can sleep in my coconut shy if you like?

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Glovington, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 16:01, archived)

does it smell of sawdust-covered sick?

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 16:05, archived)

Do people often vomit at coconut shies?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 16:15, archived)

people with post-traumatic shy disorder, yes

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 16:16, archived)

those poor sons of bitches
we should do a benefit for those poor cunts.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 16:19, archived)

cococunts

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Glovington, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 16:22, archived)

We should get phil collins, he looks a bit like a cocnut

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Glovington, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 16:24, archived)

Are you sure you mean Phil Collins?
And are you sure you know what a coconut is?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 16:25, archived)

I said he looks like a cocnut
a fortunate typo, which has, I'm sure you'll agree make me look less of an idiot now.
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Glovington, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 16:36, archived)

I'm not editing that to save my dignity....Jesus if I was somewhere else I'd go home now

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Glovington, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 16:37, archived)

Ah, yes of course
Point conceded...he does look like a cocnut.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 16:40, archived)

probably because you're a fucking idiot
/ac
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 16:40, archived)

i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8106479104/h963DDAD3/
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 16:43, archived)

noice

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 16:47, archived)

talented, elegant AND beautiful
she really is the total package
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 16:52, archived)

No. It smells of sick covered sawdust

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Glovington, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 16:23, archived)

oh, that's fine then

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:04, archived)

yeah, fuck that shit
afternoon
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:39, archived)

hi manolith

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vladimir, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:40, archived)

hey vladdy

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:46, archived)

well have a good afternoon manolith I am glad I called by

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vladimir, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:58, archived)

always a pleasure, me ol' china

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:07, archived)

Near the topping...
Dave's Deal of the Day:
www.mymemory.co.uk/USB-Flash-Drives/SanDisk/SanDisk-32GB-Ultra-Fit-USB-3.0-Flash-Drive---130MB_s
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:11, archived)

virus etc

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:12, archived)

good work

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$$ ✅, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:23, archived)

I got a 32gb stick for 99p a couple of weeks ago, thanks to a voucher code error

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Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 14:15, archived)

i got YOUR MUM for 99p a couple of weeks ago, thanks to a voucher code error

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:10, archived)

mod approved afternoon thread
I like it
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$$ ✅, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:42, archived)

yeah boii

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:48, archived)

It's not afternoon just because YOU say it is, you know

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:44, archived)

no it's afternoon AND i say it is

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:48, archived)

well obvs

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:51, archived)

your face is well obvs

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:12, archived)

Objectively Beautiful, Very Sexy
I'm inclined to agree
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:16, archived)

haha yeah

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:16, archived)

^upset

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:17, archived)

dubs get

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:18, archived)

you can't just retcon this stuff, man
boo, i say. boo!
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:24, archived)

I'm just as god made me

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:31, archived)

he must have been tired that day

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:40, archived)

He was actually, biscuit balls
You must feel pretty stupid right now
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:11, archived)

biscuit balls?
like a sucked malteaser?
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:17, archived)

sort of

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:19, archived)

hey how's blandmonkey?
he never seems to post here these days
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:08, archived)

haha yeah

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:10, archived)

yeah hahaha

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:10, archived)

hahahaha yeah ha

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:11, archived)

we have a right laugh here

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:12, archived)

Afternoon.
I wish it was still the morning, before I got up. Things were so much happier then...
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:46, archived)

yeah, i think we could probably just write today off as a bad job and start again tomorrow

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:48, archived)

Scraped a hole in the exhaust pipe on our cunt of a driveway,
toilet's buggered, shitty software's messed up my X-ray data and the bread's mouldy.
Fuck this, I'm off to Mexico and you Feds can't stop me.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:50, archived)

this could make a serviceable gangsta rap

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:08, archived)

As I walk in the valley of the shower of death, I look at my bog and realise I've fucked it.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:48, archived)

nah, we're over half way through now
may as well see it out
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:53, archived)

alright, but don't come crying to me later when you wish you'd taken the do-over

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:08, archived)

I'm sure I will have no regrets about not taking the do-over

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:23, archived)

You know your problem? Lazy, that's what
I'm all about quitting and starting again tomorrow
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:11, archived)

sorry, too late
her royal highness tangles elected to speak on behalf of all of you
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:12, archived)

wait, my advice wasn't for Two Hats
we all know he's not strong enough to see a whole day through
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:23, archived)

too late for take-backsies now

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:24, archived)

you take that back

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:30, archived)

couldn't if i wanted to

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:41, archived)

Hey, I could manage a whole
fuck it, I'm having a little sleepy.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:27, archived)

go shit down your dad's leg

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:03, archived)

do i have to, it would be really uncomfortable for all involved

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:11, archived)

i.imgur.com/QrqyOPZ.jpg
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:14, archived)

that non-chalant prick

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:16, archived)

FASCIST!

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:21, archived)

FATSHIT!

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:25, archived)

SHAFT! CAN YOU DIG IT?

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:27, archived)

SUCKAAAAAAAH

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:28, archived)

Yeah thats what I thought.

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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:26, archived)

*nods*

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:29, archived)

hey hey hey

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Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 14:42, archived)

I know you want it

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Glovington, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 14:45, archived)

well that's stuck in my head now you utter bastard

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Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 14:47, archived)

you started it

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Glovington, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:03, archived)

here i go now
here i go into new days
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:09, archived)

yeah, down with this sort of thing

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Glovington, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 14:44, archived)

it's someone else's turn now

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:08, archived)

stop checking b3ta and get back to work, you lazy arse

(mondeo_32, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:44, archived)

you're not funny

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:48, archived)

yeah, you're not funny

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:00, archived)

dude. you got dubs there

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:00, archived)

bookended dubs, as well

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:04, archived)

powerful white man medicine

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:06, archived)

you're shit at the internet and will never have any friends

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:07, archived)

you should listen to this guy, he knows a thing or two about having no friends

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:09, archived)

BAZNINGO!

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:07, archived)

sniff my bum

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$$ ✅, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:14, archived)

this is life

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:36, archived)

whoah it's like you know me

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vladimir, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:40, archived)

so yeah
started a thread, can't think of anything to say

boy, this is embarrassing

who likes eating food and watching television?
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 10:46, archived)

fat people?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 10:50, archived)

well this is awkward

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 10:51, archived)

lol fatty

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 10:51, archived)

*dries tears with sponge cake*

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 10:53, archived)

You shouldn't take the piss out of fat people.
They have enough on their plate.
(#1, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:36, archived)

haha you're like Jimmy Carr or summat!

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:40, archived)

No.
Just now and again I'm funny.
(#1, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:43, archived)

oh man, i do!

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 10:50, archived)

Awesome.
I've got a leaking pipe connection. I can't tell if there's supposed to be a washer i there or not.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 10 Nov 2014, 10:51, archived)

I thought you meant a dishwasher
and was momentarily confused
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:05, archived)

Nah, bottom fill valve for the toilet.
There's no isolator, so I've had to shut the water off for the house and even that cunt leaks. And, of course, no fucker is answering texts or phone calls who could help out.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:13, archived)

lol, 'bottom fill'

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:26, archived)

I feel that 'flush valve' has an air of euphemism about it.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:45, archived)

are there any flanges, at all?

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:00, archived)

No, it has a ball valve, so wrong gender.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:16, archived)

tl;dr

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:37, archived)

washer or no washer?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:45, archived)

The answer is: washer.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:21, archived)

I once ate some food.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 10:52, archived)

i.imgur.com/2SQG8Kg.jpg
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 10:53, archived)

you dun that one already

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 10:58, archived)

lol soz m8

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 10:59, archived)

that's a sexy smile

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:04, archived)

FLAME ON

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:27, archived)

sometimes

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$$ ✅, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 10:54, archived)

got dragged to a remembrance service yesterday at a church
there were cakes that old people made, i picked one up that had a grey pube sat on top of it, made my fucking stomach turn

just thought I'd say
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Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:01, archived)

i.imgur.com/7fwt990.gif
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:01, archived)

i.imgur.com/gfoJG.gif
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Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:04, archived)

i.imgur.com/cgyqojP.jpg
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:06, archived)

i.imgur.com/D9aCW79.gif
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:07, archived)

i.imgur.com/RZ8cHwz.gif
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:22, archived)

i.imgur.com/A04pYnv.gif
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:22, archived)

americans

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mongychops, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:05, archived)

oh right, you're here, I'm leaving

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:06, archived)

bye

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mongychops, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:10, archived)

lol j/k

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:25, archived)

i.imgur.com/R3Kw49G.jpg
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:34, archived)

lol, I'm old now tho

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mongychops, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:37, archived)

haha, you'll be a fucking ethnic minority next

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:44, archived)

dunno what that means, soz

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:44, archived)

morning, you 'orrible lot

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 8:47, archived)

☜(⌒▽⌒)☞
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$$ ✅, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 8:48, archived)

wut?

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 9:08, archived)

called it

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 8:53, archived)

sup

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 9:04, archived)

sip

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 9:11, archived)

piss

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 9:12, archived)

puss

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 9:14, archived)

pussy

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 9:16, archived)

pissy

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 9:17, archived)

sissy

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 9:19, archived)

sossies

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 9:35, archived)

one letter at a time, dicknose

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 10:03, archived)

i got bored

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 10:09, archived)

I win

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 10:10, archived)

yeah, 'congratulations'

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 10:12, archived)

yeah

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 10:16, archived)

'congratulations', MONO!
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 10:19, archived)

thanks

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 10:26, archived)

"""congratulations"""
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 10:28, archived)

yes

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 10:35, archived)

Nice trips - 3 3s.
Morning shitstains.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 10:37, archived)

do you need a hug?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 8:54, archived)

^hero

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 8:54, archived)

herro!

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 8:59, archived)

^ronery

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 9:02, archived)

^pedalast^

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 9:04, archived)

we hired some of those when we were on holiday one year

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 9:07, archived)

i am a keen cyclist, it's true

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 9:11, archived)

not really.
you?
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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 9:03, archived)

I don't know if it's a 'need' exactly, but I do enjoy them

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 9:09, archived)

*hugs*

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 9:11, archived)

no, that was just awkward

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 9:20, archived)

hold me

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 9:22, archived)

u spastic

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 8:54, archived)

alright?

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 9:03, archived)

Yeah spose
U?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 9:03, archived)

yeah
so this rapist wifebeater got arrested on friday, said "no comment" to everything the police threw at him and is now out on bail. I thought the police beat everyone up until they confessed, do they not do that anymore?
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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 9:09, archived)

PC Gone Mad innit

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 9:13, archived)

peter crouch has gone mad?
how many people has he attacked?
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 9:16, archived)

~~peter~~ barty

wizardlol
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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 9:19, archived)

there's evidence and everything.
he's on bail for 8 weeks whilst they collect more.
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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 9:17, archived)

I'm not at liberty to comment on an ongoing case, soz

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 10:00, archived)

MORONO! more like amirite?

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 8:58, archived)

yeah lol

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 9:03, archived)

meh

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Glovington, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 9:04, archived)

what's up?

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 9:10, archived)

are we really that 'orrible?

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Glovington, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 9:22, archived)

sometimes, yeah

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 9:24, archived)

thanks for making me realise the error of my ways.

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Glovington, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 9:41, archived)

innit tho

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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 9:09, archived)

aight

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 9:10, archived)

morning

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 6:57, archived)

Morning!
Slashed any nice horses lately?
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 10 Nov 2014, 7:50, archived)

Only your mum

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 7:51, archived)

phwroar.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 10 Nov 2014, 7:52, archived)

mehning

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Glovington, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 7:57, archived)

mehnday

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 10 Nov 2014, 8:07, archived)

meh

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Glovington, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 8:10, archived)

lesbians

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 8:16, archived)

I have a mate who is chronically single, but is really popular with lesbians
I don't know if this is an extraordinary talent or some sort of syndrome.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 8:29, archived)

he should cut his cock off

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 8:57, archived)

?
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 8:44, archived)

i.imgur.com/6NG7IjC.png
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 10:42, archived)

alright, internet best pal

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 8:21, archived)

wotcha

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$$ ✅, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 8:24, archived)

Hullo

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 8:28, archived)

oh well, look who's back

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 8:44, archived)

tell a friend

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 8:54, archived)

the comparisons between you and eminem are legion

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 8:58, archived)

When I had hair, it was blonde
I think it's also fair to say that I am a "white" man.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 9:02, archived)

i thought you were at least half cherokee

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 9:06, archived)

Only the good half, ma'am

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 10:04, archived)

hey what's happenin', baby?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 8:34, archived)

seems pointless replying to this thread
mono will be along soon to do another one because he wasn't hugged enough as a child or sutin
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 8:35, archived)

he's the new ballbag

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mongychops, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 8:37, archived)

can't we get him a vaccination?
nip it in the bud before it's too late
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 8:41, archived)

OR SUTIN
I get this reference
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 8:37, archived)

i'm funny because i say what the funnyman says!

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 8:42, archived)

are you saying he's rollin' and trollin' us y'all?

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$$ ✅, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 8:38, archived)

do you see him rollin'? you hatin'?

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 8:42, archived)

hatin' everyday

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$$ ✅, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 8:46, archived)

now i know y'all be lov'in this shit right here
MONO! is right here people in the house put them hands in the air
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Glovington, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 8:48, archived)

erryday, surely

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 8:54, archived)

I don't think you're even going to see my response

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 8:47, archived)

nobody is

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 9:05, archived)

you just blew my mind

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 9:08, archived)

what fuckery is this?
Binday is Thursday!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:30, archived)

no, it's an asian forehead decoration

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:31, archived)

If you want to remind people to put their bins out on Thursday night, feel free.

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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 23:24, archived)

I don't need no stinking bins.
Still playing with the X-rays over here.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Nov 2014, 23:52, archived)

Last sample and I'm out of here.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 10 Nov 2014, 0:46, archived)

Seven hours of watching dots appear on a screen.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 10 Nov 2014, 1:54, archived)

It was but they changed it to Wednesdays last week

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Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 1:11, archived)

so you're both wrong

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Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 1:12, archived)

cr3 should have a system where you enter your binday in your profile
And the evening before, your icon changes to a wheelie bin to alert you to put your bins out.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 10 Nov 2014, 1:57, archived)

I'm not sure how I feel about this.

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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 3:40, archived)

rendering brb completely useless!
yes, i like it
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 7:20, archived)

Automation is the future
Terminator 7: Dustbin Day
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 10 Nov 2014, 7:50, archived)

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( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:48,
archived)}}}}

fuck off you prick
bins go out thursday.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:52, archived)

No they don't.
/ac
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:59, archived)

stop insisting upon yourself

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:01, archived)

stop insisting others stop insisting upon themselves

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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:06, archived)

there seems to be a lot of that sort of thing these days

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:28, archived)

You should post this on /talk.
They love this sort of shit.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:05, archived)

You cunt you made me look.

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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:06, archived)

eveninh

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 19:06, archived)

Alright Gobbo.
I might go get a Chinese.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 9 Nov 2014, 19:07, archived)

^gay sex tourist

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mongychops, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 19:59, archived)

Just had Chinese.
Now back to the diffy.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:03, archived)

You need some FUCKLIFT in here
Fucking hell!
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Frogbeat, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:03, archived)

Didn't you used to be funny?
I'm pretty sure you used to be funny. What happened, did you have a stroke or something?
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:14, archived)

Bell's palsy actually. Kinda the same! Not as bad of course
So I'm stuck in the house until the nerves in my face come back because I'm being a tart and not wanting people to see me.
No I never used to be funny and if you thought I was then thanks
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Frogbeat, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:29, archived)

I have always thought you were a supreme tosspot

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:42, archived)

That's more like it
\o/
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Frogbeat, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:45, archived)

bellend palsy

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mongychops, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:02, archived)

Pfft!

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Frogbeat, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:41, archived)

I'm sure I met you at a bashzorz years ago, and you said who you were and I was all like "oh yeah, your stuff is funny".
That was a while ago now.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:34, archived)

Nope. Fag
o_O
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Frogbeat, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:42, archived)

make more sense, tedious witless cunt

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 10 Nov 2014, 0:10, archived)

No I didn't meet you
And you are gay. Fucking hell it wasn't that hard to decode was it?
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Frogbeat, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 0:59, archived)

I love the way you come back an hour and a half later
Fuming hahaha
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Frogbeat, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 1:01, archived)

prick

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 2:05, archived)

No thank you

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Frogbeat, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 8:45, archived)

I'm not sure I do, no offence

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mongychops, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:15, archived)

I knew you wouldn't :)

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Frogbeat, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:29, archived)

alright
is it always this quiet at sundays?
(mondeo_32, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 17:10, archived)

ssssh!
we're hunting wabbits!
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 17:16, archived)

up yours, dickface

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 17:19, archived)

Click on older messages a few times

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Frogbeat, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 17:26, archived)

"at sundays"?
I think you should ask for your money back from whoever purported to teach you English.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 17:39, archived)

*slow claps*

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Frogbeat, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 17:50, archived)

Oh I see is this one of those new things where you deliberately type like a spazmo for the lulz.

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 19:13, archived)

sundays is the name of a small restaurant chain in essex

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 18:06, archived)

essex can fuck off

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 18:24, archived)

Oh that's OK then.

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 18:56, archived)

went for a pub lunch
good times
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$$ ✅, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 17:45, archived)

are you kidding?
6 threads today already. these are boom times
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manolith hooray for me, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 18:00, archived)

my balls are hanging out of my pants

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 18:43, archived)

A return to pendulous Sundays, I see.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Nov 2014, 18:48, archived)

i prefer balls out sunday

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 19:06, archived)

Yep.
I'm at work on the X-rays again, so I'll be here if you're lonely. Poor diddums.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Nov 2014, 18:45, archived)

so yeah, this just really isn't very good is it
I mean

y'know

it's just not very good
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 14:01, archived)

no,
oh well, i don't think there's really anything we can do. it looked like it was picking up again a few weeks back but it didn't last.

it doesn't matter. it's only the internet.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 14:06, archived)

it's sunday
always quiet on sundays
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 14:09, archived)

might spend the rest of the afternoon reading my book instead.
i'm well behind on my reading anyway.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 14:13, archived)

can't wait to start reading again
haven't picked up a book in almost a year
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 14:15, archived)

haha yeah, "reading a book", like that's even a thing
go on then, read your so-called "book" if that's what makes you happy you horrendous fishwife
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 15:33, archived)

prick

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 15:42, archived)

Bit bored Gigly?

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:01, archived)

haha

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:14, archived)

don't expect a lot from an internet forum

(mondeo_32, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 15:54, archived)

alright
💟🙉💟🙈💟🙊💟
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 11:11, archived)

Not really

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 11:49, archived)

none of your fucking business

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 11:51, archived)

just logged out, wow, spanishnonce really does need to get his meds changed

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 11:52, archived)

or is 'comedy' angriness his 'thing' now

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 11:53, archived)

I did the same, that fellas a fruit loop, thank God for ignore

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mongychops, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 12:02, archived)

juicer time
All the veterans are in with their medals on. Place is rammed.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 12:14, archived)

Just been up to the local parade.
Only one old boy left round here from WW2.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Nov 2014, 12:37, archived)

plenty around here
They were all hard bastard metal workers.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 13:20, archived)

Hopefully changed to a heavy dose of Zyklon B

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Nov 2014, 12:40, archived)

this cartoon sums it up
38.media.tumblr.com/4d6455235e57f50479acf8244bdff076/tumblr_nen46l8MWt1s52q75o1_r4_1280.jpg
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$$ ✅, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 12:41, archived)

Oh nicely done there.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Nov 2014, 12:46, archived)

Bit rude
www.b3ta.com/links/MY_FUCKLIFT
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Frogbeat, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 11:55, archived)

Aye, grand.
Off out birdwatching, safe in the knowledge that SpanishNonce is probably going to top himself soon.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Nov 2014, 12:38, archived)

Parklife

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 12:39, archived)

Sadly, after the breakfast buffet, I am that gutlord marching, I should cut down on my porklife.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Nov 2014, 12:41, archived)

Parklife

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 12:43, archived)

SpanishNonce probably thinks Girls and Boys is a song about his sexlife.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Nov 2014, 12:45, archived)

parklife

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 13:21, archived)

sound as

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 13:56, archived)

morning.
All you can eat buffet breakfast on the horizon.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Nov 2014, 7:46, archived)

/talk looks way quieter with Spanishnonce on ignore.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Nov 2014, 7:55, archived)

I might take him off soon

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$$ ✅, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 8:12, archived)

He's the only person I've put on ignore.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Nov 2014, 8:29, archived)

same here

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$$ ✅, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 8:31, archived)

it's excellent

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 11:36, archived)

Damn' right.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Nov 2014, 12:36, archived)

Hello, everypony!
Are all of my little ponies behaving themselves today?

:3
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Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 3:24, archived)

You lost an iPhone? Prick

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 3:27, archived)

No, silly! My iphone is right next to me. I am listening to le hardcore techno music on it.
filter/the crystal method - trip like i do
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Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 3:33, archived)

massive headbangs just now m8
i r8 it 8/8
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Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 3:34, archived)

iPhone is as I type this kind of in a way being returned to its rightful owner

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 3:52, archived)

/)
brohoof bro
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Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 3:56, archived)

Get fucked shitcunt
Intentionally harsh cos I should have gone to bed 20 minutes ago but waiting for this prick to pick his phone up and he hasn't arrived. Fuck him. Might not answer the door when he gets here the ugly prick.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 4:01, archived)

He just turned up after going to the wrong street twice
And he gave me £40 for finding his phone. He then asked if I know Dr Shambolic and tried to rape me in my own hallway. Nice guy though. Apparently best friends with manolith cos he's a real straight down the middle kinda guy
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 4:11, archived)

Whoah shit
so people from b3ta are gang-stalking you?

hopy shit. I thought this was only a thing of conspiracy theorists, dude.
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Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 4:16, archived)

No. The one guy is stalking me.
I don't know what 'hopy shit' is I can only imagine it's when you take a shit like a shaking dog on one leg
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 4:23, archived)

t's just a thing of an old and long-dead webcomic, really
well, the web comic is still around, but tis but a shade of its former self, really
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Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 4:40, archived)

Link?

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 4:41, archived)

yer
www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/comoc.php?cid=017.jpg

welcome to sbahj
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Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 4:50, archived)

GIRL are you sat on the F5 key?
Cos that ass is refreshing
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 1:37, archived)

^saved for later

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H.B.Mupps, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 1:54, archived)

I just found an iPhone 4 in the back of a taxi
Told the taxi driver he said "keep it mate it's just easier" it's just had a missed call from a St helens number I have tried to ring the number back 3 times...no answer...fuck em. That's me done I tried to do the right thing. Now I am just gonna take dick pics so they upload to their iCloud account.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 3:21, archived)

Also had a missed call from "mum" 9 days ago. What an ignorant prick

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 3:22, archived)

Asses don't have F5 keys and your punchline establishes that the GIRL is sat on an ass.

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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 2:20, archived)

When you were diagnosed as Aspergers spastic syndrome
ASS...did your family disown you?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 3:23, archived)

cunts

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:32, archived)

Up yours, dickface

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:34, archived)

fuckwit

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:43, archived)

The best form of wit

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 0:11, archived)

FUCKLIFTS

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Frogbeat, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:35, archived)

Alright Billy Bandwagon, hold your horses.
It's not a terrible bandwagon at least.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:37, archived)

I mean, give it three weeks and Happytoast will make it a compo and tell everyone else how they're doing it wrong.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:38, archived)

Pfft!
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post2408892
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Frogbeat, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:40, archived)

Good luck.
He'll probably change it very slightly and label it as suggested by him while pretending the God account isn't him.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Nov 2014, 0:06, archived)

duckfuck

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:44, archived)

If you insist...
www.hetnatuurhistorisch.nl/fileadmin/user_upload/documents-nmr/Persberichten/Persberichten/persberichten_2013/DSA8_243-248.pdf
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:56, archived)

Mail order or do I have to pick them up?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:35, archived)

ballbrain

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:44, archived)

I'm not driving that far north at this time of night.
Sounds like a suburb of Glasgow or something.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:45, archived)

fuckface

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:55, archived)

Hang on, I thought if I had a cunt, I wouldn't need to fuck face?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:57, archived)

yeah

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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:35, archived)

penis

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:44, archived)

gay penis?

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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:58, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7781089
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Nov 2014, 0:00, archived)

imgur.com/gallery/U7Ghu2s
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 0:12, archived)

I was just linking for the hard of scrolling.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Nov 2014, 0:15, archived)

That's very generous of you.
I'm sure the millions of readers will appreciate it.
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 0:23, archived)

They'd better.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Nov 2014, 0:30, archived)

They're OK, I suppose.

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:44, archived)

anus

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:45, archived)

Now you're talking.

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 2:32, archived)

very nice

(mondeo_32, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 0:12, archived)

spanishfly has a gay willy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:28, archived)

spanishfly has a ~~gay~~ MASSIVE willy
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:33, archived)

Nearly 9 years and he still can't do a strikethrough properly.
smh
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:46, archived)

Nearly 9 years +old ~~and he still can't do a strikethrough properly~~ sexy as fuck

Amidoingitritenow?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 0:14, archived)

if by 'right' you mean 'noncing', then yes.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Nov 2014, 0:16, archived)

Nonced your kids last night
For future reference you need to teach them how to use their tongue properly. Licking windows is not the same as cock xoxo
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 0:41, archived)

edgy.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Nov 2014, 0:43, archived)

Well they crawl around the edge.
Your kids seem to be the type you throw at a window and some part of them will stick. Normally their tongue.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 0:45, archived)

I bet it doesn't even find him attractive.
Even his own cock won't shag him.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:36, archived)

You are right it only has an eye for your mum

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 0:16, archived)

Doctor Who was good wasn't it?
I hope the CyberBrigadier gets his own spinoff on cbeebies.
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 22:32, archived)

Die in a fire

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 22:36, archived)

DON'T CREMATE ME! DON'T CREMATE ME! DON'T CREMATE ME! DON'T CREMATE ME!

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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 22:51, archived)

*cremates*
I am sure we cremated my grandad with the backdoor key to my nans house in his pocket. It's never been seen since. Taking it to the grave keeping it real..
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 22:54, archived)

Did you have to smash your nans back doors in?

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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:34, archived)

Fuck no. She has a son that does that for her

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 0:42, archived)

you fucking manchild

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 22:59, archived)

If I took my cock out would you suck it?

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:00, archived)

bit gay mate

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:02, archived)

Depends on whether you would or not
It's a text based forum and you are quite obviously a bird
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:08, archived)

I have claimed a new scalp.
Apparently cyber cortex massive cock doesn't like being told he is a girl.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:23, archived)

Sounds like you are the gay shift

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Frogbeat, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:26, archived)

Fag

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:34, archived)

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