He's probably just upset that he's not jetting off to FABULOUS CANCUN IN MEXICO, WHERE I'LL BE TREATED TO AN ALL-INCLUSIVE LUXURY 5 STAR HOTEL BREAK IN THE SUN.haha I know how much you guys love it when I go on my holidays, hopefully there will be wifi so I can tell you all about it.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 0:04,
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Hello Albert.Give 2 Can his account back please.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 12 Nov 2014, 1:16,
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Like fuck it isUnless you're in some shitty different-time-zone pov country, like I'm gonna be next week when I'll be jetting of to FABULOUS CANCUN IN MEXICO, WHERE I'LL BE TREATED TO AN ALL-INCLUSIVE LUXURY 5 STAR HOTEL BREAK IN THE SUN.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 23:54,
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Haha get it, like when they talk about holidays that people have won on game shows except I've paid for this one myself.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 23:55,
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Ok now it's morning. I'm drunk so I'm going to bed.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 0:05,
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'Ning The LOELY Doc Ess.I'm back from Pub. I got a kebab and I'm about to go to bed.
YAY!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 12 Nov 2014, 1:17,
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David Bowie's music is pretty direWhat other old shit isn't as good as old people think it is?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:08,
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dinosaursthey keep trying to rebrand them "ooh they've got feathers now", yeah whatever you pretend lizard bird pricks
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:24,
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hahai hope that's dialogue from the new jurassic park film
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:46,
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along with 'fuck me, looking back on it now 1992 cgi looks massively shit'(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 21:01,
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nipple torturing professor 2: the clamps(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 21:06,
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it always did,even now it still does.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 21:28,
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This.spam spam spammity spam
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:47,
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Went seriously downhill a few years ago when you you showed up, hyuk hyuk.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 22:18,
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"the" war,you know, blitz spirit and all that, oh we did have a laugh, our old sergeant used to say to us, "how come a stork can stand on one leg and you can't stand on two" hehehe hehe hehehehe i was at Normandy the beach was covered in dead bodies
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 21:43,
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the British Empire,my gran seems to think that was BRILLIANT
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 21:46,
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that thing with arnold rimmer in a leisure centre?(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 22:34,
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putting socks in horrendous fishwives(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 21:47,
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haha nice one mondeo_32who is this prick?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 18:31,
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haha yeah go fuck yourself(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 18:40,
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just a little reminder that i'm on simpsons tapped outadd me, i'm 'doveston' ok thanks babes
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 18:56,
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I don't play that shit.
Family Guy Quest For Stuff, however.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:11,
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hahathat game is terrible since they stopped people from being able to cheat
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:10,
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by which I mean, SpaceShipTwo(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:08,
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WooooooFinally got my interview for Emperor of the Coast Guard! 28/11/14.
alt: what's the most amount of times you've wanked in the same day? Can't be more than 10, surely? Oh my god, it IS isn't it. It's more than 10! Ok, if you don't say anything right now, I'll know it's more than 20....TWENTY???? MORE THAN TWENTY????
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 15:11,
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wouldn't that be:S
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 16:03,
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bit optimistic m8(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 16:12,
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I sliced my homemade pastrami today (finally)it's fucking amazing
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MONO!, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 16:20,
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I don't what the hell's going on(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 16:19,
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broadsword fell in a hole! why aren't you helping him?!(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 16:30,
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general malais(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 16:31,
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yeah, call the army if you want. whatever it takes!(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 16:36,
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congratulations, i knew you could do itxxx
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 15:18,
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in one "sitting" ~6in a day, maybe ~10
if wanking with a vagina counts then 19
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MONO!, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 15:18,
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what's the point?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 16:03,
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Wanking your vagina 19 times must have made you sore(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 18:32,
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yeh, but you're a lazy hippy(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 15:30,
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what's your number then, eh?what makes you so special!
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 16:17,
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I'm not specialyou know that as well as any
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 16:19,
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it's some ridiculous number like 44 isn't it?you were just hoping for another person as depraved as you
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 16:37,
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46 to be precise(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 17:18,
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Who's counting?Do you get some imperial guard like in star trek?
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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 15:26,
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Government innitAnd yes, I think I do
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 15:30,
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Isnt it called a "sexy wreck"when you lie on your back and wank 6 times without cleaning up?
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Glovington, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 15:35,
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i refuse to tell you on the grounds that i would be fearfully outclassed.(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 15:44,
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Oh, go onI'm keen to know
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 15:49,
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pick a number between zero and onethen assume that i'm lying
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 15:52,
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Ah, but when you 'assume'you suppose to be the case without proof
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 15:58,
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proof will not be forthcoming any time soon(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 16:01,
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Gosh IDK maybe more than 60 in my hayday.These days I'm very lucky to squeeze out more than 5 or 6, more likely 1-3 or 0 if I'm very tired or distracted. Sad times. :(
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 21:20,
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WoooooooFinally got my interview for Tsar of the Ambulance service! 28/11/14.
alt: how the devil is everyone?
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OH COME ONWe had a decent furniture arrangement conversation going there! MODS!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:51,
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Come on lets be honest.I've only brightened up your day rather than talking about furniture!
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yeah, you brought up ambulances and the devilambulance is a pretty simple anagram of 'lance a bum' though
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 14:20,
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Yeah, what Two Hats said(
Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:54,
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You wait till I rock up in my ambulance of doom when you've been mangled by a JCB and I start talking about furniture(, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:57, archived)
You get an ambulance of doom?Does it have a sofa in it?
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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:58,
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sofas are better for lounging on(
Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 14:05,
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it's ok, I've got it all planned out, I'll draw the room and all the furniture on graph paper and move it round and see where it all fits(, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:58, archived)
Send......more... paramedics.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:55,
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i've had the time of my lifeno i never felt this way before
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:58,
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I'm currently listening to Primus & The Chocolate FactoryIt's...challenging
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 14:15,
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i got told i need to listen to 'quack kills' by psychostick*shrug*
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 14:19,
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Well you'd better get going then!(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 14:20,
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This album is crazy(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 14:30,
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primus? crazy?no, that doesn't sound right at all
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 14:41,
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inoriteVeruca Salt's song is my favourite so far.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 14:44,
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I'm worried that their version of 'Candy Man' will give me bad dreams :(www.youtube.com/watch?v=reONcpA-uSU
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 14:21,
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Had to skip 'Cheer Up Charlie'Too creepy
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 14:21,
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Jesus fucking Christ'I've Got a Golden Ticket' is terrifying. It's like Frank Zappa and Marilyn Manson were in the same band.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 14:26,
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why the fuck do they use 'tsar'? bit pretentiousask that in the interview
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 14:18,
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Because they anticipate the person in charge being dragged into the street and shot at some point(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 14:19,
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I intend to walk in to the interviewpiss on the tallest point in the room and then fuck the biggest person in the room to establish dominance. From there I will negotiate my salary
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i dunno right, but i don't think you're going to do that(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 14:22,
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That's not going to happen(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 14:24,
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of all the things that won't happen, that won't happen the most(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 14:28,
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I like the cut of your jib.Health and Safety will be less than impressed, however.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 14:28,
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 14:29,
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I don't think Polo is bound by the same rules as the rest of us mortals.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 14:48,
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i'll test you now:"Where do you see yourself in five years time?"
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$$ ✅, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 14:27,
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In your job, or recovering from a prescription medication addiction(, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 14:45, archived)
"haha, not doing THIS shit, that's for sure!"Employers appreciate candour
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 14:45,
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nah apparently the HR department spend all day fingering dog bums then actually do work once every 2 months(, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 14:46, archived)
so yeah, I moved the sofa over to that wall instead, it looks better there, going to move the desk over there where that table is now and put the table in the other room, that'll be a lot better(, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:28, archived)
yeah, that'll work finebut isn't that further away from the radiator?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:32,
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well yes but I'll have that view from the window when I'm sat at the desk and it'll hide that mark in the wallpaper(, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:36, archived)
that makes sensethe view from there must be extraordinary
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:38,
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really I wanted the desk over there on that wall but I measured it and it's just a bit too wide and it'd stop the door opening properly(, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:40, archived)
well you can't have it all, can you(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:45,
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we should organise b3ta house cleaning and feng shui parties, that'd be a big hitI mean, calendar's looking a bit empty right now
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my chi could do with rechanneling, to be honest(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:48,
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I'll try that, thanks hun x(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:53,
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should give you plenty of room to hang yourself from one of the roof beams now(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:34,
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Roof beams?Ooh la la!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:34,
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:36,
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I think I prefer ghosts to advanced warfare, just my opinion (
mongychops, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:39,
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same game, different yearit'll be Black Cops: Advanced Ghostsfare 2 next November
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:42,
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Anything called 'Advanced Ghostbusters' would sell a million copies(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:46,
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I retract my comment(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:49,
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I don't want to see a ghost.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:49,
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I don't know why you didn't do this before(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:40,
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well if you remember I had that rug there but I'm tired of looking at it now and it just slips on the laminate so I'll probably just throw that out unless you want it of course(, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:42, archived)
you wouldn't believe the amount of dust under hereand I found a load of guitar picks and old biros, day's not been wasted
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it's the universe trying to tell you to write a song(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:49,
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hey I gave one of my Stratocasters away and bought a new one, that was a stupid move(, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:51, archived)
What did you get rid off and what did you replace it with?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:52,
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haha, "get rid off", like a retarded person would say, I get it(, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:53, archived)
I gave my brother the one that was just built up from Fender licensed parts and bought an E series Japanese Strat in burgundy mist metallic, classy as hell(, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:54, archived)
niceI got a 59 reissue Les Paul for my birthday. It was a bit too expensive really. But it's a wonderful instrument.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:55,
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Neverthelessimgur.com/mq4V7eJ
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 14:00,
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I never played a Gibson I liked, true storythey do that one thing, the big bluesy overdive sound and nothing else
I'm all about the clean Fender sound
https://vimeo.com/78045680
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BendyIs that a Roland synth pickup?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 14:08,
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sure is, Roland GK-2but I'll be fitting the new Strat with an internal version of the GK-3
www.dv247.com/computer-hardware/roland-gkkitgt3--35535
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£300, fucking bargainbloke had it set up like shit, truss rod was overtightened and he'd dismantled the locknut and put it back on back to front so it wouldn't intonate
20 minutes with a screwdriver and allen key and it's fucking dynamite, going to mount the Roland internal MIDI pickup in it and maybe a set of Bare Knuckle pickups, sorted
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I have the Bare Knuckle Slow Hand set in my US StratOutput's pretty high, maybe too high for your clean tastes, but I like them.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 14:07,
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I've got plenty of low and medium output Strats so this one can have a bit of drive to it I supposeI like the sound of the BK Crawler, the other pickups can stay stock
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Pink guitar.You great jessie.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 14:12,
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it's burgundy mist you wankerthat's the very best Fender colour
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Call it what you like, it's still pink.My little girl would love one like that.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 14:43,
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Don't be too hastyIt's probably a grass is greener situation
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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:47,
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well I've done all the preparation now, no effort to just take the desk to pieces and shift it over, if it doesn't work then I'll swap the desk and sofa round, we'll be fine(, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:49, archived)
Hold onto your hats, internet fattieswww.bbc.co.uk/news/health-30000934
I'd eat that. What would you eat? You can't say momo.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 12:33,
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it takes a lot to make a stewa pinch of salt and laughter, too
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 12:36,
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i don't want to use the next lyric as it sounds dodgy(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 12:37,
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just skip to the chorus then(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 12:38,
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too many cooks, too many cooks!too many cooks, too many cooks!
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 12:45,
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too many cooks, too many cooks!too many cooks, too many cooks!
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 12:46,
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twitter.com/NBCHannibal/status/531919113237442560
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 12:43,
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www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2823295/Horror-man-finds-20-LIVE-maggots-skin-six-month-Africa-trip.html
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MONO!, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 12:36,
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GREAT KING RAT DIED TODAY, BORN ON THE 21st OF MAY(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 12:44,
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I'll probably just order whatever the vegetarian option is(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 12:55,
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doughnuts and lettuce probably(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 12:56,
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I'm not surprised, it looks revolting(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:15,
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Not much meat on a parrot drumstick, FrankHow are his tits?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:19,
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he has pretty impressive, wait for it, "pecks" oh hahahahahaha shut up(, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:22, archived)
or I'll WING your neck(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:26,
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Hungry Horse food always tastes of barbecue sauce and cardboard.Pretty cheap, though.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:43,
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anyone got a couple of holdfastsI'd like them, please send them to me, thanks.
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MONO!, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 12:12,
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Sorry nobut i do have a long stand would you like that?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 12:15,
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Jesus, you don't half speak some bollocks(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 12:15,
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get fucked(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 12:11,
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This happened on 11th November1634 – Following pressure from Anglican bishop John Atherton, the Irish House of Commons passes An Act for the Punishment for the Vice of Buggery.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:19,
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the 'vice of buggery' sounds like a medieval torture device(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:21,
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YESAlso, great name for a band
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:21,
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Actually, noIt's a terrible name for a band
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:22,
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Good evening ladies and gentlemenWe are MONO'S BUMHOLE
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 11:21,
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which christmas icon are you going to use?(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 12:00,
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there isn't a nun iconmaybe if you design one, it can be included!
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 12:35,
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we all have our vices(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:24,
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is this something to do with the boyband vice?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:34,
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wasn't there something noteworthy about them?(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:49,
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Also, it's Billy Gunn's birthdayand Demi Moore
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:56,
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and Leonardo DiCaprio and midget swimming enthusiast Ellie Simmonds(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:58,
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Ooh, good pointI was going to tweet this to Brian Harvey, but I decided against it. I think that shows a lot of personal growth.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 11:19,
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Nah, I might just use it on MONO later on(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 12:18,
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PerhapsBut it comes down to this: what is the 2 minute silence really for?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:51,
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someone just came into my office to ask if we were doing a two minute silence hereI assured her that she can keep her mouth shut for as long as she likes
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:52,
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*massive round of applause*nice
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:53,
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I imagine you don'tIt's only an issue if you consider buggery to be a crime
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:54,
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can't believe you didn't observe the two minute silenceplease be quiet forever
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 11:03,
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I knowThose poor protesters
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haymarket_affair#Executions
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 11:20,
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aww guys hav u seen the new jon lewis advurt???? its so emoshtheirs this pengiun an a boy and its jst sooooo totes emosh!!!!
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:25,
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he was raped to death by the penguin(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:38,
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i just watched it for the first timethen i watched 'too many cooks' twice and i don't know what's real and what isn't anymore
youtu.be/QrGrOK8oZG8
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:37,
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:39,
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I think strikethrough humour is one of the few things keeping this place from dying on its arse.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:16,
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That, and it reliably informing me of when to put my bins out. I'd be screwed without that service(
Glovington, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:19,
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:19,
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:21,
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i haven't seen the john lewis adver yettoo many cooks, i've watched that around a dozen times now, trying to spot all the scenes where the killer appears
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:51,
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www.buzzfeed.com/perpetua/which-too-many-cooks-cast-member-are-you
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:57,
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I'm the killerIronic really, because in real life I probably save more people than I kill.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:17,
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Poor Kate Garraway.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:07,
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Won't somebody think of the BOOBIES??(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:08,
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They're the best(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:13,
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Always.Click.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:14,
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not clickin that, might be a pair of boobies, soz(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:15,
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It'd be funny if it were anything other than a broken link.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:16,
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hot stuff!!Error generating thumbnail
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Glovington, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:17,
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Your internet connected device has a virus, now.Is it worth me bothering to siphon all the money from your bank account, or are you too poor?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:27,
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I just got this e-mail in my junk from somebody called Paula..."On the broad green leaves of the crumpetty tree lady jingly answered sadly the words are utterd from my heart"
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Glovington, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:38,
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That's beautiful in its wayQuangle Wangle Quee?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:49,
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I thought so too.In other e-mail news I've just sent an email to our tractor hire company and ended it accidently with "retards" instead of regards. oops
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Glovington, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:54,
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It reduces me to tears...at the state of society
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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:39,
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No, but I have been asked this exact question several times over the last few daysI just listened to a total mentalist on the bus. he was fucking hilarious. You could write an entire sitcom based on this guys (alleged) exploits.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:47,
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He was so funny that I stopped playing Bubble Witch to listen to himBUBBLE WITCH, MANOLITH!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:50,
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you were sat next to a /QOTW loser on the bus?(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:51,
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that sounds like a girls game, for girlsyou big girl
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:54,
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oh my godYou're right. I've downloaded a girls game :(
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:00,
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I also Papa Pear in my spare moments(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:01,
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*cries self to sleep*(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:14,
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get fuckedif you need timewasting games, i can recommend you some that aren't basically evil incarnate
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:09,
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It's not a real witch you know(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:13,
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pretty sure the companies that make them are all cabals of witches and warlocks(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:51,
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It's not on a par with their usual effort, but I expect they'll sell lots of penguins, nonetheless.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:48,
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i've never had penguin before, what does it taste like?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:55,
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Chicken, obviously.Penguins are the poultry of the Antarctic.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:03,
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It's a bit like tunaMeaty, but fishy
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:03,
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:08,
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christmas soon innit. I can't wait for Manolith to turn on the icons tomorrow :D :D :D(
Glovington, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:07,
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tomorrow?! I fucking hope you're jokingit isn't christmas soon, it's nearly 2 months away you mong
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MONO!, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:15,
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Didn't you get the gaz? we all got to vote on when Manolith would turn them on to annoy MON... oh wait.(
Glovington, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:23,
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how is saying 'morning' funny?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:05,
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how is 'saying' morning funny?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:05,
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'how' is saying morning funny?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:08,
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It's not, if you want funny go to a comedy forum, and not a depresso self help group forum(
Glovington, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:06,
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muy excellente'cept for w**k
yourself?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 7:44,
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you're welcomespread the word/ebolae
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 7:50,
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Well it is a tuesday.bit cold last night mate, hope the coconut shy took the edge off it
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Glovington, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 8:42,
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some guy in clown makeup turned up in the middle of the nightso we spooned
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 8:45,
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Copy and paste 10 times or you will die in your sleep.The year is 2016
Ed Millibot has ascended to Prime Master of Britain
I'm drafted as a police officer due to my overwhelming qualifications as a disabled black lesbian
Millibot (peace be upon him) declares war on the queen
I'm part of the first raid on buckingham palace
Me and my elite squad of transexual otherkins take cover behind the wall of the grounds
there's several thousand of us, I'm breathing heavy. my tolerance rifle is pressed up to my chest.
Waiting for the whistle to rush the grounds and baton the queen to death
The whistle blows, I jump over the wall and charge the palace
before I can move a 1m long arrow pierces Seargent Barry, the transexual nigerian lapdancer chest.
In a flurry of hellfire I see the sky light up
thousands of arrows come from every rooftop
I spot a longbowman taking aim at me, and take a shot
We outwin by numbers, charging towards the building, me and my breach team get the front door
We use a peaceful high explosive charge, and detonate it. Flying the door from it's hinges
I see captain Mohammaed Ladesha the third run through, before being eviscarated by a giant lance
Nigel fucking farage riding a pure white steed charges out of the main hall, in a solid silver set of armour being followed by hundreds of purple caped men
I turn and try and run, but the hordes of my LGBT squad is slain before me
the unit of purple caped horsemen ride through, cutting left right and centre, one of them had a boom box playing the national anthem at top volume
See nigel farage trotting along with millipedes head on a pike before I die to male priviledge
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ok,how about Goebbels?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 21:14,
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look, I did shitloads of these already, save me /acing them allb3ta.com/talk/7705851
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Doctor Who The Fuck Is Jean-Bedel Bokassa(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 21:36,
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I think it depends entirely on what tone of voice you read it in.(, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 21:22, archived)
christmas is still six weeks away dickface it's not christmas time
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yeah it gets earlier every year eh(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 20:42,
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and what's the deal with yuletime food?(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 20:42,
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yule log?that's something I do on Boxing Day morning
I'm regular Seinfeld.
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$$ ✅, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 20:43,
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you're shit at the internet and will probably die young and alone and cold(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 20:43,
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i don't know, how IS saying 'alright' funny?(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 20:47,
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how long have you got?(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 20:52,
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holy shit I'm sorry I've already cum(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 20:06,
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in the right circumstances massage oils can make an ideal christmas present(
vladimir, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 20:40,
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a gay sex tourist can often make an ideal christmas present(
vladimir, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 21:05,
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qftw isn't quite the same without u hun :'((
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 19:18,
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