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# I had a full day drawing session yesterday, here's a Chicken with a Bazooka, want to see more B3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:25, archived)
# Only if it's going to FUCK SOMEONE'S SHIT RIGHT UP.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:26, archived)
# Will a ROBO LAND SHARK do?
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:27, archived)
# Hell yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:29, archived)
# Thought it might ;)
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:31, archived)
# i love this
you not so much
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:31, archived)
# But I'm adorable!
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:33, archived)
# i don't doubt that
but sharks are always better
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:36, archived)
# I am stuck on the phone to my mum
but just wanted to let you know these are great!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:42, archived)
# i've spent too long here
all i can think of now is you furiously fwapping as your mum, who works for a sex chat line, talks dirty to you :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:53, archived)
# Haha *boke* hahahaha *boke*
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:03, archived)
# it could be worse
it could be my mum
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:05, archived)
# The bottle of H2O is a master stroke
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:43, archived)
# But shouldn't it be going into the gills?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:44, archived)
# And it would soon run out, what it needs is a tank of compressed hydrogen.
Then a little device to burn it and collect the water vapour, condense it and then pipe it to the gills in a constant stream.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:45, archived)
# Well, _I_ thought it was genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:53, archived)
# There there, it was very clever. Here, have a lolly :)
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:54, archived)
# Wanna wed wonn.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:55, archived)
# you'll have a green one and fucking like it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Gald to see the mothering instinct is alive and thriving.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:02, archived)
# too many nights babysitting
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:06, archived)
# Personally, I'd just take a line from the pulmonary vein and artery (or fishy equivalents) and put them into an artificial lung,
something like a kidney dialysis machine to allow some gas exchange.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:56, archived)
# Always have to one up me don't you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Your idea would be much more impressive
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:04, archived)
# I was going to say my way would prevent dehydration, but I'm not sure it would.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:08, archived)
# FRESH!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:54, archived)
# there is a fast food place in town
called chicken bazooka. i've only eaten their food when i was drunk, but it was still nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:27, archived)
# That's because it's made from shrapnel this guy causes :D
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:32, archived)
# tastes like it, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:36, archived)
# I suspect fowl play
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:27, archived)
# uh oh
is this about the ceaser salad i had for lunch?

seriously, i'm sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:29, archived)
# It's ok. Now just stand to the left a little bit..... little more, ok stay still
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:33, archived)
# Turkey in a Tank!
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:29, archived)
# Hamster in a Harrier!
Goat in a Gunboat!
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:40, archived)
# I always want to see more b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:33, archived)
# How about this then
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:35, archived)
# "Who's been eating MY pillar?"
bellowed Zeus.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:37, archived)
# difference is.......erm...............STARTLING
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:39, archived)
# Will it turn into a butterfly?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:39, archived)
# A butt, er... fly?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Or a Moth.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:22, archived)
# Ha ha.
Punctuation pedantry.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:50, archived)
# The grammar nazis are restless this evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:57, archived)
# not the best thing to put on our front-line..
..everyone knows chickens are lousy shots...especially with BAZOOKAS!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:37, archived)
# Soup herb stuff
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:42, archived)
# :D
I like the Chicken:D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Yes yes yes yes yes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:08, archived)