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# A guide to having fun with Tory junkmail


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(mattyboy (slight return), Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:08, archived)
# I get rid of all my unwanted 'matter' this way
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:09, archived)
# i used to do a similar thing with junkmail i received
fill the envelope with dead batteries and garlic paste and send!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:09, archived)
# sounds like my kinda bomb
*gets to work*
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:14, archived)
# I thought about that
But figured that anything considered as 'matter' might be considered more than mischief
(mattyboy (slight return), Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:35, archived)
# This reminds me of when the BFSS had a freepost address.
After receiving a large number of housebricks, old car engines and the like, they stopped having a freepost address.
edit: british field sports society
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:10, archived)
# I trust you mean
www.bloodsports.org/ not www.bfss.org.uk

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:12, archived)
# Yes, the former.
Another anti-social tip, but less relevant these days:
Take a long piece of black paper or thin card the width of A4, feed into a fax machine and tape the ends together once it's in.
Dial the fax number of someone you don't like and watch as the black paper goes round and round, using all their expensive toner.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:17, archived)
# ahaha
genius
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:20, archived)
# haha
I wish faxing was more popular now.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:21, archived)
# this is a tremendous idea
i shall start saving my teabags and eggshells
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:11, archived)
# It might just be the beer talking, but I think I love you..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:11, archived)
# 2% of all couples met on b3ta :D
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:16, archived)
# Black holes have less sucking power than those ads.
Truly dread, mon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha ha I used to do that too, must get back in the habit
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and on the subject of "call me Dave"

(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:14, archived)
# *fills with cement*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:14, archived)
# Sign them up for magazines subscriptions and free samples as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:15, archived)
# I once sent back flattened toilet roll tubes and empty crisp packets in a Freepost envelope
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:36, archived)
# fills with dogs shit :D
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(herman:D, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:41, archived)
# i like this a lot!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 20:46, archived)