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# FUCK
There's a hideous woman on my TELLY! The interviewer just asked 'where should you be right now?' 'Orlando, meeting Mickey Mouse'. She's trying to blame the airport for this VOLCANO TURBO FUCK.
'they didn't give us anywhere to sit while we was waiting'

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT? ITS A FUCKING AIRPORT, NOT DFS
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:08, archived)
# I don't own a TV
(likeajackhammer, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:09, archived)
# I'm going to die of a heart attack while watching TV
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:10, archived)
# I've got one chained to a radiator in my basement.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:35, archived)
# I hate DFS
*wonders if sofa will ever turn up*
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:09, archived)
# I prefered the one who blamed Iceland...
..claimed it was revenge for th banking thang..Clever folk.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:10, archived)
# I'm going to go have a look what David Icke's forum has to say about this
If I'm not back in ten minutes send a search party
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:12, archived)
#
"Sounds like an overreaction to cause more travel chaos, towards the end of the Easter Holidays. At least there should be no chemtrails today, with no air traffic. Sky in London, murky grey clouds, sun trying to peek through."

This is the only day I wish there were Chemtrails. Bring some of the fuckers out of the air! lol

I've just had a thought, I saw some on the way to work today.. so clearly, they aren't stopping? So if they're still going despite no Airliners due to be flying over, doesn't that prove something to the skeptics?

The Northern part of Europe is now without any kind of airforce if jets can't fly Are they covering something up that's alot more serious i wonder?

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:18, archived)
# That sounds superb.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:20, archived)
# When there's a big news story I start with b3ta, move to BBC and finally find out what Icke's fans think.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)
# A sound methodolody.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:36, archived)
# :)
It would be great to have a continuous running commentary on tv. A little like the deaf signer that lives in the corner of the screen. I nominate Charlie Brooker or Frankie Boyle.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:11, archived)
# That'd be amazing. I'd love to have that as a possible career path.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:20, archived)
# there is a simple solution
let everyone who wants to get on a plane, and then they've only themselves to blame when the ash shuts off all four engines and they plummet to their death
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:13, archived)
# you can be my minister for Transport
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:24, archived)
# I'd be an excellent choice
my first law would be: everyone must live within a 15 minute walking distance of their workplace, or face a 50% tax. Oh look, I've just solved congestion, parking and the environment in one go.
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:31, archived)
# BAA should install a massive industrial meat-grinder, hidden behind a door,
and then when anyone whines and complains too much, they are fed into it, fooled by being told there are free doughnuts inside.

/given this way too much thought blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:17, archived)
# When I become Democratic Leader For Life I want you to be my home secretary
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:19, archived)
# I humbly accept.
Right, where's my to-do list?

1. Introduce the compulsory serving of asparagus at breakfast
2. Free corsets for the under-fives
3. The abolition of Simon Cowell
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)
# I propose a 100% Simon Cowell tax on all instances of Simon Cowell
and an orbital death ray
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:24, archived)
# How could I have forgotten the Ion Cannon???


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:29, archived)