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# sorry...


(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Oooof!
You bad man!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Maybe I've been going there too much...
but to me this looks like a Fail story photo about a woman who's lost all her antiques to an immigrant
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:25, archived)
# I'd like to see a story
in which an immigrant breaks into a government minister's flat and takes up residence. The DM readers would be torn asunder between their hatreds.

Or maybe an immigrant who breaks in, tidies up, redecorates, buys some nice furniture, saves up for their own place then leaves after paying the property owner for rent.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:30, archived)
# It's the 'upset repectable middle class person fecked over by Jonny Forriner' look.
You may well be right, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:31, archived)
#
This wins everything Daily Mail related.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Indeed it does....
*wins everything*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:35, archived)
# That does win everything - superb!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:38, archived)
# I love that :)
Also, if I may roast this:

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Pardon? :)
Hahahahaha look at all that junk she "won"!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:20, archived)
# It's all a damn sight nicer than her necklace :P
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Hey when you have left-over Christmas Trimmings
what better way than create a trendy necklace that says to all your friends "Hey I'm with-it and down with the cool crowd!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Oh dear.
The same probably applies for horse races...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Ooof!
A friend of mine used to do mobile discos and he often tells me of a gig he did
for a Deaf School, the dance floor was full of them gyrating away, giving it loads...

...yet he was only 'setting up' the speakers weren't even on.

(True story)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Hahahahahaha nooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:23, archived)
# haha
I wonder what Big Fish, Little fish, Cardboard box is in BSL
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:24, archived)
# It's exactly the same.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:27, archived)
# I DEMAND PROOF!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:30, archived)
# *massive guilty laugh*
Brilliant...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:30, archived)
# haha
especially if its one of the auctions on daytime telly

ooh - hang on - there's a comedy sketch in that. *Copyrights*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Pffft, sold to the lady at the front looking the other way. Yes you madam.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:24, archived)
# *does 'Who? Me?' in sign language*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:26, archived)
# The auctions over, lady. You already won.
Here's your 17th century ducking stool. Now beat it.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:27, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:30, archived)
# I'm afraid they done gone and done that already
See Rhys Darby's "The Amazing Dermot" for the most recent instance thereof
(Normski, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:21, archived)
# pfft
..could be costly....plus you might end up with a commode you've no use for:)....
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:27, archived)
# better than getting a commode you do have a use for
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:31, archived)