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[challenge entry] probably work better as a video...

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(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:00, archived)
# oh superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:00, archived)
# :D
Nice one on 'calls terminate at Belize'
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Cameron's already played the dead kid card
Next time I'm sure it'll be the pregnant wife card.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:01, archived)
# he played it twice last night
once for his opwn kid
and again for the man who's house was burgled and they set his sofa on fire killing his kid.

Horrible story, so no surprise to see cameron using it as a political point-scorer. The cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:03, archived)
# thing is with the tories
they do have some good policies but he is such a cunt.

Now Cleggy is a dreamboat* - I'd vote for him even if he promised to drown all kittens.

*I'm not even gay!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:05, archived)
# i was impressed by Nick Clegg.
But I wish he had've actually said what his views on Trident are!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:15, archived)
# well said Griffy,
quite a number of sound policies, but such a stifled and uninspired choice for a mouthpiece
/or ringpiece, it's often difficult to tell
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Hasn't Brown got a dead kid as well?
I'd vote for Clegg on the grounds that the other two seem really fucking careless
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:12, archived)
# hahah :D
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Oh no you di'n't!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:14, archived)
# hand over mouth lols
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Fantastically Harsh!
18 points to you, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Didn't he use his own kid 2 or 3 times I thought?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:14, archived)
# hahahahahhahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Fucking win :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:07, archived)
# brilliant
I have yet to see this 'debate' I missed it last night
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:08, archived)
# It wasn't great, but it was ok.
Nick Clegg looked the most comfortable and impressive in my opinion. Gordon Brown seemed good to me apart from when he was trying to be funny. David Cameron looked terribly uncomfortable to me, which I mainly found surprising because of his PR background.

And I liked Gordon Brown's tie.

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! - Political Commentator of the Year 1983.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:10, archived)
# The make-up they had given Cameron gave him that weird
'uncanny valley' look that he had on the posters. It was strange seeing him move around - reminded me of an Auton.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:12, archived)
# I didn't recognise him with forehead creases...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:15, archived)
# I thought Brown did loads better than Cameron, so I was surprised when the opinion polls said otherwise.
I also thought the pink tie was a good move.

Clegg came across by far the best, but he went on about Trident a few too many times. I suspect in the next debate he might have to work a bit harder because the other two will tear him apart.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:13, archived)
# As I said last night, in my wholly unbiased view,
the polls were run by ITV.

The kind of people who would vote in a poll on the ITV website are most likely morons, and therefore probably read The Sun or The Daily Mail.

If they read The Daily Mail, they are most likely Tories at heart.

If they read The Sun, they probably were fooled into being tory voters just because it said to be on the front page a couple of months back,.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:18, archived)
# It was a lot better than I imagined it was going to be.
And the Cleggster did do pretty well, on balance.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:11, archived)
# I heard he hardly mentioned our brave, brave soliders
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Yes, that was rather cringe-inducing on the part of the other two.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:14, archived)
# They all didn't
Several times.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:15, archived)
# He mentioned Trident about a billion times though.
And he also said "squillion" which I thought was a mistake.

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Doesn't really show a good grasp of economics, does it?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Yeah, but he has Vince Cable to deal with that stuff :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Vince Cable - the fuzzy channel visible in the white noise
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Yes, I cringed when he said "squillion"
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:19, archived)
# There are highlights on the Guardian site
though they appear to have a totally different definition of "highlights" to me
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:14, archived)
# I only caught the last twenty minutes or so
from what I saw it seemed pretty good, Clegg did very well, and personally I thought Cameron was better than Brown.

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:15, archived)
# ^ This pretty much applies to the entire
proceedings.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:21, archived)
# "if you are under 18 or not an MP, please hang up now"
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:10, archived)
# This is great.
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:16, archived)
# oh yes
some of my best friends are anecdotes
(Darth Vodka, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:54, archived)