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[challenge entry] The joke is Crystal Meth

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(Virulent Horizon HAY LOOK LAZER BEAMS, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:26, archived)
# catnipp?




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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:27, archived)
# It MUST be true! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:27, archived)
# I just spazzed down,
it appears that you and I have mutually golden showered each others' minds :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:28, archived)
# its a moment of urine soaked beauty
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:33, archived)
# Yay!
Thanks to recent postings, I actually know what this means now!
Gosh, I feel like a real b3tan... :D
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Nice one catnipppp! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:27, archived)
# The joke is phenethylamine?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:29, archived)
# I think it's the Hedgehog from Hell poisoning children with mercury.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:31, archived)
# catnippppppppppppppppppppppppp?


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(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Where the fuck have you been you prick?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:34, archived)
# In Australia!
And...NEW ZEALAND.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:35, archived)
# haha NZ!
it's like the land that time forgot, with Neanderthals who ride motorcycles.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:40, archived)
# What the fuck are you doing back ginge?
It just dawned on me, you're like Charles Kennedy, with the hair and the drinking, but without the being likable ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:50, archived)
# I don't have any hair again.
And what has it got to do with you, cock gobbler?

I went to Tesco for the old recycling earlier. 247 items and 211 of them beer cans. I don't know whether to feel proud or ashamed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:52, archived)
# You should feel ashamed.
Because the other 36 were wine bottles. You fucking homo! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:56, archived)
# They were
mostly. ( some were soda water bottles too, but not fucking many!)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Soda Water bottles?
I am disappointed :(

Have you seen the first Treme episode yet? What do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:59, archived)
# I have not seen it and
I have no intention of seeing it. Should I? I'm thinking not.

I have had enough with the first few AWFUL episodes of V.

At least I have Walter to keep me sane. www.savewalterwhite.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:03, archived)
# You really should!
It is fucking fantastic, well, judging by the first episode.

Potentially the best thing David Simon has done in my opinion.

I haven't caught up on this season of BB yet, but rest assured I shall. Everyone seems to be getting obsessed with it now that it is on UK TV. But you and I know that we were the trailblazers ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:11, archived)
# I'll let you know when I've changed my seedbox
which should be soon. I took my current one thinking it was a good deal (500gb space 1Gbit unlimited transfer speed ) and it is, sort of. Until I realised that they won't give me more than 1 FTP account. And it's not like I like you well enough to trust you with my login details you big arse. ;)
My 3 month first contract is up soon so I'll be moving on.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:15, archived)
# Unfortunately at the moment, it would be of no use to me at all.
I am having to download shit surrepticiously. It sucks, but needs must :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:18, archived)
# I can knock you up some
DVD's if you put a shopping list together. I have everything as you know, and if I don't, heads will roll and I'll soon have it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:20, archived)
# Fuck!
You actually travelled out of the mountains, into Sydney, and now NZ? Crazy shit! How's acadaemia treating you?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:49, archived)
# you know, this is a little catnipppppppppy
but...

it's missing that vital catnipppness
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:34, archived)
# not enough clone stamp.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:35, archived)
# I'm catnipping the above image right now
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:40, archived)
# you mean 'may contains nuts'?
he was only angry because the illuminati torched his caravan
/trufax
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:41, archived)
# CHANNELLING THE POWER OF CROCODYLUS PONTIFLEX
The conspiracy is the oldest profession, lol
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:46, archived)
# *wallpapers*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:47, archived)
# hahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Oh wow, I submit to you
Take my family, take them
(Virulent Horizon HAY LOOK LAZER BEAMS, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:47, archived)
# I can't man
incase THEM follow me!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:54, archived)
# needs moar chemtrails ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:48, archived)
# no chemtrails until saturday
due to an icelandic geological conspiracy to steal our fish!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:53, archived)
# of course!
how terribly remiss of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:54, archived)
# haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:57, archived)
# he's still
taking random images from google, pasting them together (badly) and calling it his 'art'.

Not seen much on the chemtrail front recently, but then I've hardly been looking.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:47, archived)
# perhaps they got to him?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:48, archived)
# I do hope so.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:49, archived)
# He had a picture on his photobucket account that "proved" he was abducted by aliens.
It was a smear of blood on a pillow.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:50, archived)
# pfft.
the poor twat got his period and had no friends to explain it to him?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Shit I got abducted by aliens the other night
during Mrs. V's rag week
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:57, archived)
# isn't them getting to him what caused er
no I'm confused

which them?

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:56, archived)
# Speed checks !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:36, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:45, archived)
# O HAI!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:08, archived)