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# I would play this till I wept tears of sweet joy



(Frogcloset (noun), Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:02, archived)
# you think she's phit?
she's underage you filthy paedo nonce
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:03, archived)
# Calm down daily express, There are no sexual condensations.
(Frogcloset (noun), Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:06, archived)
# videogames give you cancer
trufax
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:07, archived)
# but controllers cure cancer
oh the irony
(Frogcloset (noun), Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:09, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:10, archived)
# the comic was shit
Frank(Mark) Millar hasn't written anything good since Red Son

also, there's a KickAss game coming to PSN and possibly XBox Live, all reviews are pointing to it being shit
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKcrGDQmvkk
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:03, archived)
# who reads comics?
no one important, thats who

books. books are great
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:05, archived)
# What about comic books?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:08, archived)
# only if you just read the dialogue and the sound effects
and ignore the pictures
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:10, archived)
# Books are sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:29, archived)
# mark millar
although frank miller is shite, which i guess is what caused the mix-up
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:09, archived)
# oops, yep, Mark, they both are it seems
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:12, archived)
# good lord that game looks shite,
whats wrong with a 2d fighter these days
(Frogcloset (noun), Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:11, archived)
# somebody needs to make B3ta Fighter
with versions of us as characters. we could all have special skills and signiature moves!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:05, archived)
# ****BIROKEN!!!***
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:07, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:11, archived)
# Can my special skill be photoshopping with my nob out?
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:08, archived)
# if you like
although that's less a skill and more a reason to keep the blinds closed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:11, archived)
# but we all do that..
not so special
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:31, archived)
# The Herman force-throw
The SmashMonkey Ravish...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:10, archived)
# hell, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:10, archived)
# The Tribs Pun of Pain.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:21, archived)
# The Crystal Meth Harsh Put-Down and followup Snarky Remark of Doom
with optional side-move of Subtle Intimation of Imminent Death.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:28, archived)
# get a room!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:35, archived)
# You're just jealous because you only get one move
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:10, archived)
# i've got lots of moves
but i'm not telling you what they are, i'm saving them for when i fight you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:12, archived)
#
Ravish
BOOBQUAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:28, archived)
# YES
*flubs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:30, archived)
# the 'stay in one room, staring at the monitor, full of sarcasm and bile' move
up, up, up, left, fire, fire
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:11, archived)
# this can be your move
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:12, archived)
# Magenta cock attack
(Frogcloset (noun), Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:12, archived)
# now you're getting it!
though i think this should be a move we can all use
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:13, archived)
# RAINBOWIFY!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:14, archived)
# you can shoot them from your palms
or your eyes, if you prefer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:15, archived)
# how about my pants?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:27, archived)
# okay
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:29, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:44, archived)
# we need to sort out who would fight who
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:48, archived)
# flounce!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:32, archived)
# another good one!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:34, archived)
# The Thames Whale slap.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:50, archived)
# hahaha!
TAIL THWACK!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:02, archived)
# 2 Can Chunder's 'the people's elbow'.
On Adrian Chiles face.
Whilst Christine Bleakley watches and masturbates.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:00, archived)
# that's not a videogame move
that's one of your fantasies
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:02, archived)
# Been there, done that.
probably nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:05, archived)
# lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:09, archived)