The little blighters!And you know what? On our cable system, Granada Plus changes to Men & Motors at late nights.
Who knows what they've been watching!
(My Mum found that one out the hard way, apparently; wanted to watch Kojak or something, hit the right numbers, and got a strip show.)
(Who knows what they've been watching!
(My Mum found that one out the hard way, apparently; wanted to watch Kojak or something, hit the right numbers, and got a strip show.)
?!,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:36,
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That's whatshe said. I wasn't there at the time. Hence the apparently. "Allegedly" sounds too accusatory, and the sentence sounds odd without an additional adjective to affirm the action.
Yay for alliteration!
(Yay for alliteration!
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:46,
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Thatwas her excuse!
Pah!! Dirty pervert mothers!
Oh and don't imagine your mum masturbating.
I TOLD YOU DON'T!
(,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:39,
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Pah!! Dirty pervert mothers!
Oh and don't imagine your mum masturbating.
I TOLD YOU DON'T!
I can do better than thatAt the tender age of 16 *cough* I was on the hunt for some batteries, decided to search my mum's room and came across.....it.
It was 12" long
It was pink.
It was nobbled.
It was immasculating.
And as if that wasn't bad enough, it didn't have any batteries in it!
(It was 12" long
It was pink.
It was nobbled.
It was immasculating.
And as if that wasn't bad enough, it didn't have any batteries in it!
Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:46,
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Youtried it out to see?
/coat
(And that's emasculating. You can't spel.)
(/coat
(And that's emasculating. You can't spel.)
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:46,
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The Sword Of Damocles' Mother;)
(
Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:49,
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now now,no need for the sound effects! ;)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:56,
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though I imagine the librariansare used to it by now
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kitty meow meow,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:02,
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