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# Mohammed?


sorry, it's friday afternoon, and that means everyone is running around going 'I HAVE to have this this afternoon!'
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:37, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Leave it aaahht!
FAAAAAAAAMly!
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:38, archived)
# when she was wobbling the sex toys around the other day and asking for batteries
I was nearly sick




and by 'nearly' I mean 'extremely'
and by 'sick' I mean 'engorged'
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:40, archived)
# You had a wank didn't you?
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:42, archived)
# I recorded it
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:48, archived)
# The episode
or you wanking?
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:55, archived)
# hahaha
I let the neighbours do that
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:00, archived)
# That deserves a double-spang!
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Have I told you lately that I love you?
Legendary spanging!
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:40, archived)
# ROFL!
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Cripes! It's the gasman!
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:44, archived)
# haha:D
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Spangtastic!
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Ha ha.
Also: fit granny Friday.

*BOKE*
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:39, archived)
# If we're doing boke-worthy news, can I submit this?
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:41, archived)
# HOLY FUCK
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Holy shit!
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:43, archived)
# AAAGH!
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:51, archived)
# I laughed, I cried, I boked
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:53, archived)
# NASTY
shit pun too
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Was the eel ok?
"Eels up inside yer, finding an entrance where they can..."
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:06, archived)
# AGH!
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:50, archived)
# that's very good
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Faaaarckin Eeelllww!
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:49, archived)