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[challenge entry] Ross kemp.... Off!


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I bet we'll all be sick of the sight of him come next Wednesday

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(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Errr....
come next Wednesday
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:16, archived)
# My last compo entry got 2 responses
so I'm already sick of him. So sick I'm gonna flounce off and go vote. Back soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Good luck. Stick it to 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:20, archived)
# VOTE FOR ROSS KEMP
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 May 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Monster Raving Loony Party I hope?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Sadly, no
They're the only party I can take seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:27, archived)
# haha
Not just me then ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:18, archived)
# THIS ¬

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(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:22, archived)
# I refer the honourable gentlman to an answer I gave on links earlier....
"I'm not a fan of Ross kemp, or his shows

BUT... a friend of mine is in the RAF and met him on one of his tours in Afghanistan.
Not only was he a really nice bloke, apparently, but I got shot down by my mate, when i suggested the use of TV trickery to suggest he was in more harm's way than he actually was.
He told me, that Kemp always wants to get nearer than he does, but they won't let him, and that what's shown on the programme is pretty accurate."
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Stop letting first-hand experience and facts get in the way of good salacious gossip
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:22, archived)
# I was actually really gutted
I wanted to believe that telly lies to me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:25, archived)
# have you never seen Button Moon?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:32, archived)
# you mean.... no.....NOOOOO!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:36, archived)
# this doesn't actually surprise me
at least, the nice bloke bit doesn't. He does come across a quite a nice bloke when he's not pretending to act.

Now, if it was Danny Dyer in Afghanistan, the troops would be dropping him behind enemy lines.
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Dyer wouldn't dare...
they haze him fucking good before he left Northolt
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:32, archived)
# all I think of Dyer now
is him being the topic on Brooker's C4 show, and Frankie Boyle answering the question "Why does Danny Dyer's jaw hurt?" with "Because he speaks like a cunt".
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:34, archived)
# The only thing that can save us now is cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:20, archived)
# CAKE!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:49, archived)