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# I'm not sure that I think anything about it
my mind is occupied with more pressing matters
will it damage my insides if i hold this poo for much longer
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:20, archived)
# An interesting experiment
but one I'd rather not see the results of...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:22, archived)
# if you leave it to long
it will compact, and form a turd based diamond.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:27, archived)
# /Ferris Bueller

how are the clients?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:29, archived)
# Clients are great. Meeting real accountants makes you appreciate
just what an exciting life us normal folk lead.

I achieved a personal record of not saying anything for a whole half hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:36, archived)
# Was that half an hour
of sitting quietly in the background silence
or shame-faced "WHY DOESN'T THIS FUCKIN THING WORK?" silence?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:43, archived)
# sitting quietly in the background.
It was hardly wotrth getting togged up for.

everyone was a man too, so nothing interesting to look at.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:58, archived)
# a bit like this ring
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:41, archived)
# thats 24 carrot isnt it?
The real valueable ones are made with sweetcorn. Better colouring you see.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:42, archived)
# deja woo!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:48, archived)
# it may not damage your insides...
but youll never get the smell off of your hands...
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:22, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahah
urgh
(Divvy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:25, archived)
# badum tisch
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:27, archived)
# you body would re-absorb the moisture of said turd
and the consitancy of the turd would become harder until you really did shit a brick (albeit a brown sausage style brick)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:24, archived)
# hmmm
nice theory. One which I will now test.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:28, archived)
# compacted stools...
not nice...you have to have an operation to have them removed lump by rock hard lump...
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:35, archived)
# well
I wasn't going to run the experiment for a month. Just until it stops being the consistancy of vegetable milkshake
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:37, archived)
# better out than in...
that's what I almost never say...
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:46, archived)