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[challenge entry] Posh people call inbreeding 'class'.


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(sinister, Wed 12 May 2010, 17:39, archived)
# The election is all over now. Can we stop with the politics now, please?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 May 2010, 17:50, archived)
# I don't think you realise how important politics is.
75% of Britain's GDP is from politics.
Britain is one of the world's largest exporters of politics and polititians make up 95% of the British workforce.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:02, archived)
# The last great politician strike almost brought the whole country to its knees.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:05, archived)
# Yes, but it was nothing compared to the Great Politician Famine 1740–1741 which wiped out 25% of the Irish population.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:08, archived)
# reminds me of the rather off-colour joke on /talk the other day
Q. How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
A. None
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:09, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHA
too soon man
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:09, archived)
# Oof.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:14, archived)
# oof nice
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:51, archived)
# Lol, o lol. The idea of a politicians strike is great.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:09, archived)
# How about a B3ta strike?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:35, archived)
# try this:
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post717443
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:04, archived)
# Got a click from me. Anything that isn't Ross Kemp or Cameron's giant shiny faces has to be a plus.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:07, archived)
# Why do you hate shiney things so much Mu?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:09, archived)
# My reflection confuses and repulses me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:13, archived)
# :( My cat has the same problem
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:19, archived)
# I think they should call in the
Conservatice Democratic Coalition............
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:11, archived)
# No, they should call it the Democratic Coalition of Conservatives you splitter.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:18, archived)
# I want to be a woman
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:22, archived)
# Why d'ya want to be a woman Twisted O?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:32, archived)
# Vote CDC,
for a more magenta tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:20, archived)
# and a well hung Parliament
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:23, archived)
# You'd really need labour and conservatives to join to make magenta.
Combining the tories and lib dems just gives you the Greens.
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OH FUCK THE GREENS ARE IN POWER
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:24, archived)
# Also why is there no party called 'The Blacks'
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:27, archived)
# I'm sure I saw some people wearing black rosettes on election night.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:29, archived)
# Maybe they were wearing them as a mark of respect because they thought Nigel Farage had died.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:30, archived)
# I second this.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:21, archived)
# "We are United" - Cameron
"We're more like City" - Harman
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 12 May 2010, 17:53, archived)
# Football teams should form coalitions.
Say if Portsmouth didn't quite get enough points to get promoted they could join with a smaller club (like my Home town Exeter), combine their points and then share the top division games between them.
Why the fuck don't they do that?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:05, archived)
# clegg is fucking delighted to tag along
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:01, archived)
# As deputy pm isn't he the most powerful lib dem in about a century?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:16, archived)
# He's getting quite a lot of the policies he campaigned for put into practise, not exactly tagging along.
I voted Lib Dem, I think he's done the right thing.
Not perfect, but better than the other options.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:19, archived)
# As long as they don't interbreed to form a race of liberative conservadems.
They'd be a bugger to kill.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:20, archived)
# You have to hit the mother-Libservadem
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:22, archived)
# the Condems
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:25, archived)
# I prefer Libservadem, because it sounds like a Transformer.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:29, archived)
# It sounds like an antipsychotic medication.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:31, archived)
# At least there's someone around I can agree with on that.
I agree with my other username is a porsche
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Maybe you should form a coalition with him.
a coalition of bumsex
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:56, archived)
# This will be a firm coalition, thrusting forward with great purpose.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 12 May 2010, 19:03, archived)