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# The election is all over now. Can we stop with the politics now, please?
(, Wed 12 May 2010, 17:50, archived)
# I don't think you realise how important politics is.
75% of Britain's GDP is from politics.
Britain is one of the world's largest exporters of politics and polititians make up 95% of the British workforce.
(, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:02, archived)
# The last great politician strike almost brought the whole country to its knees.
(, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:05, archived)
# Yes, but it was nothing compared to the Great Politician Famine 1740–1741 which wiped out 25% of the Irish population.
(, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:08, archived)
# reminds me of the rather off-colour joke on /talk the other day
Q. How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
A. None
(, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:09, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHA
too soon man
(, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:09, archived)
# Oof.
(, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:14, archived)
# oof nice
(, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:51, archived)
# Lol, o lol. The idea of a politicians strike is great.
(, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:09, archived)
# How about a B3ta strike?
(, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:35, archived)
# try this:
(, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:04, archived)
# Got a click from me. Anything that isn't Ross Kemp or Cameron's giant shiny faces has to be a plus.
(, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:07, archived)
# Why do you hate shiney things so much Mu?
(, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:09, archived)
# My reflection confuses and repulses me.
(, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:13, archived)
# :( My cat has the same problem
(, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:19, archived)
# I think they should call in the
Conservatice Democratic Coalition............
(, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:11, archived)
# No, they should call it the Democratic Coalition of Conservatives you splitter.
(, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:18, archived)
# I want to be a woman
(, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:22, archived)
# Why d'ya want to be a woman Twisted O?
(, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:32, archived)
# Vote CDC,
for a more magenta tomorrow.
(, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:20, archived)
# and a well hung Parliament
(, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:23, archived)
# You'd really need labour and conservatives to join to make magenta.
Combining the tories and lib dems just gives you the Greens.
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OH FUCK THE GREENS ARE IN POWER
(, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:24, archived)
# Also why is there no party called 'The Blacks'
(, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:27, archived)
# I'm sure I saw some people wearing black rosettes on election night.
(, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:29, archived)
# Maybe they were wearing them as a mark of respect because they thought Nigel Farage had died.
(, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:30, archived)
# I second this.
(, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:21, archived)