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# That man is a buffoon.
And needs a good, old-fashioned public lynching. I'll hold the rope.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:38, archived)
# buffoon is a great word isn't it?
almost as good as nozzle.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:39, archived)
# Frottage
was a favourite sounding word of mine, till I found out what it meant in FHM.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:41, archived)
# I think it suits it's meaning really well.
anyway what other entertainment is there in a packed lift, other than indulging a bit of unwarranted frottage.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:46, archived)
# ok folks
I'm going t bare all, what on gods earth does frottage mean?
I'm scared to look it up in the office incase it brings back more than I wish to see.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:55, archived)
# go on
change it again
(lonely, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:41, archived)
# nozzle
now there is a great word. But no word excites students as much as the word

SPONG
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:42, archived)
# My grandmother was called
Esther Spong.
(_, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:51, archived)
# Uri Geller has made a living out of bending spoons...
...and the pathetic wills of those around him. No wonder the Prince of Plop is in such a bad way.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:42, archived)
# I'd like to set up a website calling him a fraud.
Then he can sue me if he wants, the lying prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:45, archived)
# Now that IS a good idea.
Prove to US, Miss Uri Geller, that you are NOT a fraud and a shyster and we will meekly allow you to continue your drab career.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:47, archived)
# a wise man once said
"If Uri is really doeing all these effects just using psychic powers... he's doing it the hard way"

I can't remember who it was, but suffice it to say Penn & Teller published a book called "spoon bending, a simple trick for mindless idiots"
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:54, archived)
# Ooh I am glad at that news.
I don't mind people making things up and running off with the money, it's just I hate him and his weirdy ways. Especially since I saw his sexual side on IACGMOOH. Gagarama!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:58, archived)
# I was once described as a Buffoon
and rather too cavalier by one of my clients... Proudest day of my career.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:44, archived)
# Plinth...
...is a remarkably satisfying word to say.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:46, archived)
# How about...
Bumwash?
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:48, archived)
# But how
do you say: dais?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:55, archived)
# Aristocracy
sounds nice and crisp.
(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:49, archived)
# Spasm
is one of my personal favourites.
(BadgerJuice, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:50, archived)
# ha ha. spasm!
sounds like jism!
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:55, archived)
# Blimey!
That wasn't even one of my reasons for liking it! I like it so much more now, and on a whole new level!
(BadgerJuice, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:58, archived)
# i like quagmire.
particularly when said in a posh accent - quagmire, everybody, after me - quagmire.
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:05, archived)