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[challenge entry] Seamy Kititen Science


And the answer to the question being asked in 3..2..1

Salma Hayek

From the Fake Science challenge. See all 228 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 14 May 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Bewbs!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 May 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Nicely :-)
Kittens only make sense if you assume they're on mushrooms.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 14 May 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Weird, because
Mushrooms only make sense if you assume you're a kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 May 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Kitten on Mushrooms
In a pie
In a pie
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Fri 14 May 2010, 15:14, archived)
# quote of the day
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 14 May 2010, 15:06, archived)
# ^true
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 14 May 2010, 15:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahaha...
On being 'invisible'

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 May 2010, 15:13, archived)
# ^THIS^
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 14 May 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
Maybe they should make submarines that look like Rik Waller's cock.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 May 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Dear Ninj....we are re-designing all our subs henceforth
best regards....So & So.Ministry of Defence :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 14 May 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Ooh smashing!
Can I have my name on one? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 May 2010, 15:32, archived)
# in the font of your choice
(sorry-no comic sans)....
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 14 May 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Trajan then please ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 May 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 May 2010, 15:18, archived)
# *Identifies with you*
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 14 May 2010, 15:21, archived)
# 'Firtle'
You have taught me a new word...
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:03, archived)
# I reached the conclusion:
that teaspoons are actually formed from leftover food residue in the water.

Supporting my theory is the fact that I never recall once buying teaspoons (yet we seem to have more of them than we do knives, forks, and soup spoons put together) - they are accumulated one at a time, over a course of years. Also, there seems to be a correlation between finding them and the water being particularly soiled*.

* and as all bad scientists know, correlation implies causation.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Wed 19 May 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Boobles!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 14 May 2010, 15:14, archived)