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# How I hate frogs,
they are evil, they leap out at me, and they have mandibles of death.
The last one that attacked me felt the swift blade of retribution...several blades of retribution actually.
I ran over it with a lawn mower.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:58, archived)
# A fine sentiment.
But it's much easier to douse them liberally with petrol and fire them.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:00, archived)
# Erm how about this?
"I say we take off, nuke the entire Pxyzyzygy from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.",
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:04, archived)
# The thing was,
it was still alive, instead of killing it I had shorn its back away and sliced the knee of one of itsleg, BUT STILL IT CAME!
So I did the only thing I could, went inside and hid till a friend came round and fgot rid of it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:04, archived)
# That only pisses them off.
You need to get in quick, snap the jugular vein and pour petrol in through their air vents. It works with Cybermen.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:08, archived)
# you poof.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Yep,
but I hate the things, really hate them.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:10, archived)
# girly girly girly
woman
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:12, archived)
# Possibly
but still, I hate the fucking things.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:13, archived)
# It horrid how they get caught up
in your hooves - puff!
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:15, archived)
# I've got hundreds of frogs in my garden.
They're ace. They are breeding at the moment, so soon I'll have hundreds more. Must purchase some cats to eat the fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:15, archived)
# Phone the nearest French
Restaurent and make yourself a packet:)
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:16, archived)
# good idea
Here's one of the chaps. Isn't he handsome?

(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:19, archived)
# coor
would you look at the legs on that!
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:24, archived)
# AAAARRRRGGHHH!
Look at it with it's evil buggy eyes and its "Which way am I going to hop at you now" legs!
Kill it! Kill it!
KILL IT!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:27, archived)
# that's as bad as my two old faltmates and I
standing on the sofa, afraid of a HUUUUUUGE spider. In the end, one of them hit it with a hammer.
Before anyone says anything about girls and spiders, my flatmates were both blokes.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:13, archived)
# What silly chaps,
although I had to kill a spider gfor Kerry the other night that was in the wastebasket in the bedroom.
I trapped the spider with a tissue and then pounded it with the end of an empty bottle of Dove Deodorant.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:16, archived)
# your descriptions
are fantastic. You are a hero.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:22, archived)
# And so are you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:30, archived)
# I have mastered the ancient art of Yellow Pages Throwing
to deal with spiders.
It means I don't have to get any closer than 2m to the evil works of the devil, to ensure their swift departure back to the hell dimension they crawled from.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:23, archived)
# I once called in my neighbour
to get rid of a spider for me, massive is was (spider not neighbour). I have no problem with frogs though and have huge ones in my garden.
oh no wait, that's toads - have teeny frogs in my garden
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:43, archived)
# I completely concur
spiders are the scariest things ever. Except sharks, but I don't get many great whites in my living room.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:36, archived)
# Bovine Justice
quick decisive, and fair
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:07, archived)