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# Look, Ma—Nipple Beams!


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Some folk got big brains, some folk got good looks, and some folk are born with the ability to shoot laser beams out of their nipples.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:50, archived)
# there really needs to be a super hero with this power
ace stuff!

I heard about Arm Fall Off Boy yesterday (or some time recently) on the radio
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:51, archived)
# YES!
I had one of those "Did-I-hear-that-aright" moments when he was mentioned.

Also, Plague Lass (or whatever she was called). I'm sure I've met her.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:57, archived)
# that's it
she could infect people at will or something. Which station was this and when? I have Steve Wright's voice in my head so could have been Radio 2 on Sunday
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:58, archived)
# It was R4
last night: The Museum of Curiosity. One of those comedy programmes that really shouldn't work, but that does.

EDIT: www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00k3wvk
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:04, archived)
# ah that was it
I considered staying in the car when I got home to hear the end of it, but Leigh Francis was annoying me.

Why did I think Steve Wright??
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha PLORP.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:59, archived)
# I will look
exactly like this at various music festivals this summer
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:53, archived)
# nice hat
you should wear it more often
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:54, archived)
# it doesn't really go
with the fishnets and leather boots
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:56, archived)
# stick with the gas mask then
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Holy fuck!
Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:54, archived)
# You're probably going to be interested in this then:
NSFW www.lazertits.com NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:54, archived)
# *monocle pops out*
*monocle turns into a slice of toast*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:57, archived)
# *slices toast into triangles with a well aimed titbeam*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:58, archived)
# eww!
no butter thanks!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:02, archived)
# I produce my own Marmalade upon my person. Would you like a dollop?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Mmmm!
You either loathe it or you hate it . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:06, archived)
# ewww you creepy fuck
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Finally, a blog which caters for my needs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:57, archived)
# sweet jesus
I always knew it. Why don't us boys have this ability!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Rule 34.
No exceptions.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:58, archived)
# haha
this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 14:01, archived)
# arf

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:35, archived)
# *motorboats*
*loses ears*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:58, archived)
# BADGERS ARE METH TOADY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:58, archived)
# PARDON?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:00, archived)
# HE SAID
SPACKERS ARE DEAF TODAY!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:01, archived)
# NOW DO THE ONE ABOUT MOW MOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 14:02, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:04, archived)
# DO THE VOICE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 14:05, archived)
# *signlanguages*
Points fingers at face and gesticulates wildly
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:02, archived)
# HOSANNA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:03, archived)
# one word?...two words?
first word?...small word?..."tits"?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 May 2010, 14:09, archived)
# SMOKE METH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:03, archived)
# ZIOUM PEW PEW
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 May 2010, 14:02, archived)
# I love that site so much
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:02, archived)
# I dont know how it could be, i am in the middle of my
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:54, archived)
# ....latest narcoleptic episode?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:09, archived)
# vinegar strokes?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Boobie beams.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:55, archived)
# or if you prefer a female version... (possibly NSFW)
pictureisunrelated.com/2010/01/21/wtf-photos-videos-the-terminator-retro-series-looks-great/
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 18 May 2010, 14:01, archived)