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# I just want to say


That makes me feel a lot better.
(pastcaring trembling in a corner....., Wed 19 May 2010, 13:26, archived)
# I like how they all have Sat Nav now
But they still don't know anywhere outside outer zone 2 but still expect to command more respect than a minicab driver.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:28, archived)
# I think that's fair.
My arse demands more respect than a minicab driver.
(waxdart hello., Wed 19 May 2010, 13:37, archived)
# To be fair, the prices at your dungeon are pretty steep, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:38, archived)
# most of the judges and barristers enjoy being told to pay extra.
One of them pays double but we never let him in. :)
(waxdart hello., Wed 19 May 2010, 13:43, archived)
# The ones I use don't
I can test how good they are coz if they ask what I do I tell them I run a backpacker's hostel just down from the Barmy Badger.
If they don't know of it they're crap as it's one of the points they have to know when doing the knowledge.


EDIT: Although I do detest and am completely outraged at these crappy Mercedes taxi knock off you see around.

Utter shite. You can't even operate the windows and they're shitty poxy ridden people carriers. What selfrespecting cabbie would use one of those?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Winnar.

Mrs Vagabond was asked to show the driver of one she hailed the colour of her hands the other day. She didn't bother and just got another.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:48, archived)
# what? why? what??
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 May 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Coz
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:54, archived)
# It was at night. I think they were worried she might be *gasp* black
Because, y'know, Mrs V's Irish; her natural colour is light blue.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:55, archived)
# she might have been in The Commitments I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 May 2010, 13:58, archived)
# I remember staying at a mate from school's place.
He lived in the country in a tiny village, very posh place his father was David Elsworth the guy that trained Dessert Orchid (dates the story). His mums calls us to the window shouting excitedly, 'Look! There's a black person.'
It was in no way a racist slur. She just didn't see any where she was.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Yeah.
I think this guy simply didn't take fares from bloody darkies.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:03, archived)
# I didn't know that Prince Philip was a cabbie!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:10, archived)
# His spirit is alive and well in the black bus driving community.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:11, archived)
# I mostly use cabs for the short journey from Sainsburys to work if I have loads to carry.
I know a great little shortcut that most don't know that cuts out half of Earls Court Road. They love me as it saves no end of hassle in rush hour.

I actually remember a while back Sky News were doing an article at how terrible the traffic is in ECR and how Livingstone wasn't doing his job.

I remember watching them record the traffic jam footage at the time. In the report they neglected to say that just round the corner out of site half the road was closed off due to essential maintenence.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:52, archived)
# LW53 MML
is my guess. amirite?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 May 2010, 13:28, archived)
# no
(pastcaring trembling in a corner....., Wed 19 May 2010, 13:42, archived)
#
amiclose?

meh - nearly!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 May 2010, 14:01, archived)
# I'm not surprised you were feeling bad.
I've stuck my cock in a taxi before. It really hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:30, archived)
# In the cab-oose?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:33, archived)
# I really really really really
fucking hate taxi drivers.
(I helped save b3ta! Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:31, archived)
# don't hold back
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 May 2010, 13:33, archived)
# the wife was a teeny tiny bit sick
on her own coat and shoes on her birthday and the bastard charged us £80 for the 'smell'.
Please ignore my impotent rage. It'll fade.
(I helped save b3ta! Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Did you
pay?
I wouldn't - occupational hazard.
(pastcaring trembling in a corner....., Wed 19 May 2010, 13:43, archived)
# seeing as you had already paid
you should have puked in his face
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 May 2010, 13:43, archived)
# ROFLTAXI
In other news, I was just told by the baker in Tesco that Tiger bread is topped with Marmite!
I always thought it was sesame oil.

Trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:33, archived)
# I always thought it was Tiger oil
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 May 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:37, archived)
# I always thought it came from Tiger woods.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:38, archived)
# I always thought it was
Tiger Balm!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:40, archived)
# I always thought it came from Curtis's Tigers
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:50, archived)