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# TJ: poll time - be honest
How old are you?

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it should be '26 - 30'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 14:47, archived)
# you'd think b3ta would be blocked in school
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Are you grooming us, Griffy?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:19, archived)
# I'm too lazy to do it properly
parts 2 and 3 of this plan is find sex and location. Then I'll plot it on google maps and go stalk the nearest one that 'fits'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:20, archived)
# How do I remove my vote?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:22, archived)
# send an SAE to
Griffy Savalas
Room 1
Ward X
Secure Wing
Swindon Hospital for the Criminally Naughty
Swindon
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Done.
I hope nothing devious comes of this.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:37, archived)
# *starts carving a response*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Oh, an engraving. Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:42, archived)
# I just wish she'd stay still
and stop screaming. It's giving me one of my headaches
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Crucify her to the floor
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:50, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 16:02, archived)
# something's gone wrong with the matrix
I've just been emailed the newsletter before it's been posted on /board
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:22, archived)
# ooo, get you
'preferred customer'

I've never subscribed, and now I feel guilty about it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:25, archived)
# "guilty"
or "left out"?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:29, archived)
# "nobby no mates"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:40, archived)
# silly bilbo
It's Saturday already
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:25, archived)
# *lughs uncontrollably*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:36, archived)
# that's what happened to that Latvian bloke in Canada
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Judging by the results
he'd do better selling life insurance.
(Rogue Sausage, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Or teaching you maths.
BUUUUUURRRRN!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:22, archived)
# You smell of wee.
(Rogue Sausage, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:48, archived)
# That's a low blow, Mr Sausage.
A low blow.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Oh, I'll show you a low blow.
But you have to shower first.
(Rogue Sausage, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:44, archived)
# I *love love love* your handle
Mmmm sausages!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:28, archived)
# They're like cocks
only they're not attached to wankers
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Come on 31-35!
Oh, CANDELS!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:21, archived)
# it was a bad day for candles - I have so much work to do
and didn't even realise until this morning. I'm working from home and done about half a jar of coffee, and probably done my usual weekly post count in one day
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:28, archived)
# cheers Hammy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:29, archived)
# under 15?
Shurely shome mishtake?

What sort of school / parent / priest in charge, allows children to visit b3ta and read the lunatic ramblings of you fucking reprobates? (happy day :))
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:30, archived)
# I started on here when I was about 15.
I blame this for a lot of my problems.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:36, archived)
# there are a lot more children than I would have expected
or adults pretending to be children, which seems more likely
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:31, archived)
# I'm surprised there are so many kiddlywinks on here
But then, I suppose if anyone else works in an office like mine, they wouldn't be able to use b3ta til hometime anyway. I'm always saddened to see that so many people are allowed to use tinternets at work, and I'm not :(
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:31, archived)
# DON'T SAY FUCK. THIS IS A FAMILY WEBSITE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:34, archived)
# fucking right!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 21 May 2010, 18:16, archived)
# Damn
b3ta is suffering in that crucial 15-18 demographic which advertisers love so much.
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:49, archived)
# fucking hell
that makes me feel like an old bastard
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:07, archived)
# I feel like I represent the unappreciated minority here
The people that dont have kids, arn't married, but can still drive and buy booze.
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Fri 21 May 2010, 18:07, archived)
# I wear my team Geriatrics t-shirt with pride!
We're an awesome minority. I will admit that my creative days are way behind me. But I'm not a braindead breeder in an office. Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 21 May 2010, 19:55, archived)
# I'm in the
'what the fuck are you doing here, old man?!?' category
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 May 2010, 23:41, archived)