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# Really? Most of the stuff he cooks makes me want to ralph.
Chickens balls... Cow's brains... Blood filled leeches...
I would much rather have pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:26, archived)
# Cheese is mouldy milk produced from specialised sweat glands
on a cow.
It's easier to eat things when you don't know where they come from or what they're made of.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:31, archived)
# I love cheese. You can't ruin it for me cos I know it tastes nice.
Blood filled leeches on the other hand...
That tends to be the bit of the show I enjoy most, where he comes up with some stupid idea, makes something that looks and will definitely taste disgusting, eats it and then is surprised when it tastes disgusting.
IF IT WAS MEANT TO BE FOOD THEN PEOPLE WOULD ALREADY EAT IT.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:35, archived)
# Most of the food he creates is based on older recipes
and people used to eat some hanging shit back in the day.
We're pretty picky about what we eat these days, and waste a lot of
useful parts of animals (and other edible goods) just because they look or seem yucky.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:38, archived)
# On the other hand
mechanically recovered pies.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Never hurt anybody.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Black Pudding's just blood-filled organs
Eggs are chickens periods
Tomatoes are ovaries.

It's all just food. So long as it's organic (in the true sense of the word, I mean) then what's the woe?

(But yeah, cooking something that's known to be nasty is a bit silly)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:41, archived)
# ^ on my page.
disclaimer: I don't confess to have eaten cow's brains, black pudding, blood filled leeches, eyeballs, chicken pizzle, tongue or boar head.
I just accept that they're totally edible and possibly not completely abhorrent in taste.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:44, archived)
# You've never had black pudding?
It's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:48, archived)
# *BLOOORRRRGGG*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:48, archived)
# It doesn't taste like blood or iron or anything.
It tastes like breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:50, archived)
# I enjoy watching people eating stuff and trying not to be sick.
Like an episode of come dine with me where one guy hated fish and another had a cheese phobia and the woman made fish with cheese on.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:57, archived)
# haha
Fish and chese are fucking awesome.
*wants fish pie*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:00, archived)
# It's so fucking nice though
With bacon, and egg, and hash browns. On a SANDWICH.

Omnomnomnomnom
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Stop trying to turn me!
You're worse than those guys at that Judy Garland fancy dress party.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:12, archived)
# Oh aye
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:13, archived)
# erm I mean those whores at the local nuddy bar.
*clears throat*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:19, archived)
# You've never had black pudding?
That one seems a bit of an oversight.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:48, archived)
# I always thought it sounded evil,
then someone told me what it was and I
swore to never touch it.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:55, archived)
# I thought this
then my chap convinced me to try it. I'm never looking back.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:11, archived)
# You've never had blood filled leeches?
Weirdo.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:51, archived)
# tomatoes are lycopersicum which means "wolf peach"
they're a kind of nightshade and it took us a while to figure out they weren't deadly poison.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:45, archived)
# Does that explain why they sometimes
taste like wet dog?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:48, archived)
# I think it's keeping them in the fridge that does that.
Then again maybe keeping them in the fridge destroys their natural wet dog flavour. Not sure which way round it is.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:49, archived)
# noted.
Fucking silly tomats, stop tasting like dogses!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:59, archived)
# How would you know unless you've eaten a wet dog?
HAHA, MONKDAGOLA HAS EATEN A WET DOG!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:12, archived)
# in South Korea, Dog soup.
CHECK-MATE!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:20, archived)
# I'm very glad we figured it out
My repertoire would be pretty limited if it wasn't
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:10, archived)
# Eh
He decided blood-filled leeches didn't taste nice. And that was for a horror feast. His school dinner feast sounded delish. :)
(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:47, archived)
# Yes, AFTER tasting them. My point was he seemed surprised by this.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 30 May 2010, 16:33, archived)