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# Evening! I've just had my dinners.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:18, archived)
# He's a culinary genius!
/has never watched one of his shows
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:21, archived)
#
culinary genius scary-eyed mentalist
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Yep he is indeed :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:17, archived)
# Ahahahaha, brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:21, archived)
# I'm having a whale of a time in the garden atm
I've now got a chronic scale insect infestation.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:25, archived)
# Scale insects are fuckers!
They don't even look fluffy and cute like mealy bugs.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:28, archived)
# Well the burd population seem to love them:P
They've got the trees not the plants. The underside of all the branched are literally so covered they're falling off in strips.

Why coudn't there be bugs that go stuff lake make you a nice cuppa and a garibaldi?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:38, archived)
# Haha.
Last night a chef sauted my wife.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:27, archived)
# Really?
How does she smell?


Sorry I appear to have come in at the wrong gag.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:40, archived)
# Like Teen Spirit. Minus the shotgun blast to the face.
I don't know. I'm also going down a questionable path. We're all crazy here!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:47, archived)
# work of ART
:D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:21, archived)
# Mmmmmmmm........................fries.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:23, archived)
# I want my dinners on a skeletor!
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 25 May 2010, 19:24, archived)
# Skeletors are very easy to get hold of. All you have to do is find something that is alive and then take out it's skeletor.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:31, archived)
# I lubbs his foodz
but hiz progrimms is too long
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:24, archived)
# Really? Most of the stuff he cooks makes me want to ralph.
Chickens balls... Cow's brains... Blood filled leeches...
I would much rather have pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:26, archived)
# Cheese is mouldy milk produced from specialised sweat glands
on a cow.
It's easier to eat things when you don't know where they come from or what they're made of.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:31, archived)
# I love cheese. You can't ruin it for me cos I know it tastes nice.
Blood filled leeches on the other hand...
That tends to be the bit of the show I enjoy most, where he comes up with some stupid idea, makes something that looks and will definitely taste disgusting, eats it and then is surprised when it tastes disgusting.
IF IT WAS MEANT TO BE FOOD THEN PEOPLE WOULD ALREADY EAT IT.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:35, archived)
# Most of the food he creates is based on older recipes
and people used to eat some hanging shit back in the day.
We're pretty picky about what we eat these days, and waste a lot of
useful parts of animals (and other edible goods) just because they look or seem yucky.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:38, archived)
# On the other hand
mechanically recovered pies.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Never hurt anybody.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Black Pudding's just blood-filled organs
Eggs are chickens periods
Tomatoes are ovaries.

It's all just food. So long as it's organic (in the true sense of the word, I mean) then what's the woe?

(But yeah, cooking something that's known to be nasty is a bit silly)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:41, archived)
# ^ on my page.
disclaimer: I don't confess to have eaten cow's brains, black pudding, blood filled leeches, eyeballs, chicken pizzle, tongue or boar head.
I just accept that they're totally edible and possibly not completely abhorrent in taste.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:44, archived)
# You've never had black pudding?
It's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:48, archived)
# *BLOOORRRRGGG*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:48, archived)
# It doesn't taste like blood or iron or anything.
It tastes like breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:50, archived)
# I enjoy watching people eating stuff and trying not to be sick.
Like an episode of come dine with me where one guy hated fish and another had a cheese phobia and the woman made fish with cheese on.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:57, archived)
# haha
Fish and chese are fucking awesome.
*wants fish pie*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:00, archived)
# It's so fucking nice though
With bacon, and egg, and hash browns. On a SANDWICH.

Omnomnomnomnom
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Stop trying to turn me!
You're worse than those guys at that Judy Garland fancy dress party.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:12, archived)
# Oh aye
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:13, archived)
# erm I mean those whores at the local nuddy bar.
*clears throat*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:19, archived)
# You've never had black pudding?
That one seems a bit of an oversight.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:48, archived)
# I always thought it sounded evil,
then someone told me what it was and I
swore to never touch it.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:55, archived)
# I thought this
then my chap convinced me to try it. I'm never looking back.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:11, archived)
# You've never had blood filled leeches?
Weirdo.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:51, archived)
# tomatoes are lycopersicum which means "wolf peach"
they're a kind of nightshade and it took us a while to figure out they weren't deadly poison.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:45, archived)
# Does that explain why they sometimes
taste like wet dog?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:48, archived)
# I think it's keeping them in the fridge that does that.
Then again maybe keeping them in the fridge destroys their natural wet dog flavour. Not sure which way round it is.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:49, archived)
# noted.
Fucking silly tomats, stop tasting like dogses!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:59, archived)
# How would you know unless you've eaten a wet dog?
HAHA, MONKDAGOLA HAS EATEN A WET DOG!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:12, archived)
# in South Korea, Dog soup.
CHECK-MATE!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:20, archived)
# I'm very glad we figured it out
My repertoire would be pretty limited if it wasn't
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:10, archived)
# Eh
He decided blood-filled leeches didn't taste nice. And that was for a horror feast. His school dinner feast sounded delish. :)
(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:47, archived)
# Yes, AFTER tasting them. My point was he seemed surprised by this.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 30 May 2010, 16:33, archived)
# I want my bacon without the nail.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:29, archived)
# How will the bacon stay on the wall without the nail?
EAT YOUR NAIL OR YOU DON'T GET ANY PUDDING
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:30, archived)
# VELCRO MY VEAL!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:31, archived)
# LOCTITE MY LAMB!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:33, archived)
# BUTTON MY BACON!!!
ps- OMG there was just a truckload of prisoners in orange jumpsuits out by my mailbox. It was awesome! Tattoos on bald heads.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:34, archived)
# ZIP MY ZEBRA
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:35, archived)
# CLASS V INTERFERENCE FIT MY CELERY!
Wait, that might not work.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Popper Panda
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:02, archived)
# It's always feast or faminine . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:33, archived)
# I AM ABOUT TO COOK.

I have bacon, egg, and bacon. I think I might have bacon and egg.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 25 May 2010, 19:37, archived)
# NOOOOOO!
eggs and bacon!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:38, archived)
# BEGGS AND ACON!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Scrambled bacon!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:41, archived)
# Alright mr.pineapple
glad your back from ffx111111 world :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:46, archived)
# OH HAI MISTER PINEAPPLE
I like your style. Both drawing and eating-wise.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 25 May 2010, 20:10, archived)
# HEY BENNY, SCREEEEEW YOOOOU!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:31, archived)
# How are chickin knobs not fuds?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:38, archived)
# They don't exist, that's why.
You have to have duks knobs.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:42, archived)
# YUM
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:45, archived)
# Yes they do!
Can you honestly say you've stood next to a chicken taking a leek at a pub urinal and it had no knob?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:56, archived)
# I personally don't look at my neighbour's penis while stood at the urinals.
*Attempts to keep straight face*
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:02, archived)
# See!
Even you admit to poultry peni!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:04, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:08, archived)
# Chickens don't have penises, they just press their cloacae together
this was the first thing I ever learnt about sex, I had a book with pictures.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:10, archived)
# Lies!
A chicken once showed me his! He kept it in a matchbox.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:24, archived)
#
Damn chickens, always taking our leeks :O
(Cruising Capacity, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:20, archived)
# Gah I'm hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:46, archived)
# Try new food (tm)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:58, archived)
# Fabulous stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:43, archived)
# Thanks Mu!
Hey Mu, do you reckon you can draw Karen Gillan?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:15, archived)
# I don't believe he really cooked on that skeletor.
I think he boughtthose fries and put them there. That's just plain cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:44, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
although its something different and sometimes clever.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:44, archived)
# Soup herb
*cleck*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:49, archived)
# hahaha... nyom nyom
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:49, archived)
# Hahahaha
Yes, he is mentils
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:58, archived)
# JEbus
I had chilli vengence this morning!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
I fucking love this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:53, archived)
# What a great post to come back to.
I will now make my dinner on the wall!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:04, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:13, archived)
# come ahn, dond bullshit me
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:29, archived)
# this is great!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:04, archived)
# Excellent !
This is my kind of jolly !

Well done on FP :D
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:25, archived)
# *actually cries laughing*
I love Heston, though, but this is brilliant!!! XD
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:05, archived)