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# Evening! I've just had my dinners.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:18, archived)
# He's a culinary genius!
/has never watched one of his shows
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:21, archived)
#
culinary genius scary-eyed mentalist
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Yep he is indeed :D
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:17, archived)
# Ahahahaha, brilliant!
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:21, archived)
# I'm having a whale of a time in the garden atm
I've now got a chronic scale insect infestation.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:25, archived)
# Scale insects are fuckers!
They don't even look fluffy and cute like mealy bugs.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:28, archived)
# Well the burd population seem to love them:P
They've got the trees not the plants. The underside of all the branched are literally so covered they're falling off in strips.

Why coudn't there be bugs that go stuff lake make you a nice cuppa and a garibaldi?
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:38, archived)
# Haha.
Last night a chef sauted my wife.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:27, archived)
# Really?
How does she smell?


Sorry I appear to have come in at the wrong gag.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:40, archived)
# Like Teen Spirit. Minus the shotgun blast to the face.
I don't know. I'm also going down a questionable path. We're all crazy here!
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:47, archived)
# work of ART
:D
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:21, archived)
# Mmmmmmmm........................fries.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:23, archived)
# I want my dinners on a skeletor!
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:24, archived)
# Skeletors are very easy to get hold of. All you have to do is find something that is alive and then take out it's skeletor.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:31, archived)
# I lubbs his foodz
but hiz progrimms is too long
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:24, archived)
# Really? Most of the stuff he cooks makes me want to ralph.
Chickens balls... Cow's brains... Blood filled leeches...
I would much rather have pizza.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:26, archived)
# Cheese is mouldy milk produced from specialised sweat glands
on a cow.
It's easier to eat things when you don't know where they come from or what they're made of.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:31, archived)
# I love cheese. You can't ruin it for me cos I know it tastes nice.
Blood filled leeches on the other hand...
That tends to be the bit of the show I enjoy most, where he comes up with some stupid idea, makes something that looks and will definitely taste disgusting, eats it and then is surprised when it tastes disgusting.
IF IT WAS MEANT TO BE FOOD THEN PEOPLE WOULD ALREADY EAT IT.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:35, archived)
# Most of the food he creates is based on older recipes
and people used to eat some hanging shit back in the day.
We're pretty picky about what we eat these days, and waste a lot of
useful parts of animals (and other edible goods) just because they look or seem yucky.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:38, archived)
# On the other hand
mechanically recovered pies.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Never hurt anybody.
;)
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Black Pudding's just blood-filled organs
Eggs are chickens periods
Tomatoes are ovaries.

It's all just food. So long as it's organic (in the true sense of the word, I mean) then what's the woe?

(But yeah, cooking something that's known to be nasty is a bit silly)
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:41, archived)
# ^ on my page.
disclaimer: I don't confess to have eaten cow's brains, black pudding, blood filled leeches, eyeballs, chicken pizzle, tongue or boar head.
I just accept that they're totally edible and possibly not completely abhorrent in taste.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:44, archived)
# You've never had black pudding?
It's lovely.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:48, archived)
# *BLOOORRRRGGG*
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:48, archived)
# It doesn't taste like blood or iron or anything.
It tastes like breakfast.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:50, archived)
# I enjoy watching people eating stuff and trying not to be sick.
Like an episode of come dine with me where one guy hated fish and another had a cheese phobia and the woman made fish with cheese on.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:57, archived)
# haha
Fish and chese are fucking awesome.
*wants fish pie*
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:00, archived)
# It's so fucking nice though
With bacon, and egg, and hash browns. On a SANDWICH.

Omnomnomnomnom
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Stop trying to turn me!
You're worse than those guys at that Judy Garland fancy dress party.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:12, archived)
# Oh aye
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:13, archived)
# erm I mean those whores at the local nuddy bar.
*clears throat*
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:19, archived)
# You've never had black pudding?
That one seems a bit of an oversight.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:48, archived)
# I always thought it sounded evil,
then someone told me what it was and I
swore to never touch it.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:55, archived)
# I thought this
then my chap convinced me to try it. I'm never looking back.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:11, archived)
# You've never had blood filled leeches?
Weirdo.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:51, archived)
# tomatoes are lycopersicum which means "wolf peach"
they're a kind of nightshade and it took us a while to figure out they weren't deadly poison.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:45, archived)
# Does that explain why they sometimes
taste like wet dog?
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:48, archived)
# I think it's keeping them in the fridge that does that.
Then again maybe keeping them in the fridge destroys their natural wet dog flavour. Not sure which way round it is.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:49, archived)
# noted.
Fucking silly tomats, stop tasting like dogses!
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:59, archived)
# How would you know unless you've eaten a wet dog?
HAHA, MONKDAGOLA HAS EATEN A WET DOG!
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:12, archived)
# in South Korea, Dog soup.
CHECK-MATE!
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:20, archived)
# I'm very glad we figured it out
My repertoire would be pretty limited if it wasn't
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:10, archived)
# Eh
He decided blood-filled leeches didn't taste nice. And that was for a horror feast. His school dinner feast sounded delish. :)
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:47, archived)
# Yes, AFTER tasting them. My point was he seemed surprised by this.
(, Sun 30 May 2010, 16:33, archived)
# I want my bacon without the nail.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:29, archived)
# How will the bacon stay on the wall without the nail?
EAT YOUR NAIL OR YOU DON'T GET ANY PUDDING
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:30, archived)
# VELCRO MY VEAL!
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:31, archived)
# LOCTITE MY LAMB!
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:33, archived)
# BUTTON MY BACON!!!
ps- OMG there was just a truckload of prisoners in orange jumpsuits out by my mailbox. It was awesome! Tattoos on bald heads.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:34, archived)
# ZIP MY ZEBRA
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:35, archived)
# CLASS V INTERFERENCE FIT MY CELERY!
Wait, that might not work.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Popper Panda
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:02, archived)
# It's always feast or faminine . . .
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:33, archived)
# I AM ABOUT TO COOK.

I have bacon, egg, and bacon. I think I might have bacon and egg.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:37, archived)
# NOOOOOO!
eggs and bacon!
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:38, archived)
# BEGGS AND ACON!
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Scrambled bacon!
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:41, archived)
# Alright mr.pineapple
glad your back from ffx111111 world :D
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:46, archived)
# OH HAI MISTER PINEAPPLE
I like your style. Both drawing and eating-wise.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:10, archived)
# HEY BENNY, SCREEEEEW YOOOOU!
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:31, archived)
# How are chickin knobs not fuds?
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:38, archived)
# They don't exist, that's why.
You have to have duks knobs.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:42, archived)
# YUM
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:45, archived)
# Yes they do!
Can you honestly say you've stood next to a chicken taking a leek at a pub urinal and it had no knob?!
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:56, archived)
# I personally don't look at my neighbour's penis while stood at the urinals.
*Attempts to keep straight face*
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:02, archived)
# See!
Even you admit to poultry peni!
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:04, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:08, archived)
# Chickens don't have penises, they just press their cloacae together
this was the first thing I ever learnt about sex, I had a book with pictures.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:10, archived)
# Lies!
A chicken once showed me his! He kept it in a matchbox.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:24, archived)
#
Damn chickens, always taking our leeks :O
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:20, archived)
# Gah I'm hungry.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:46, archived)
# Try new food (tm)
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:58, archived)
# Fabulous stuff!
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:43, archived)
# Thanks Mu!
Hey Mu, do you reckon you can draw Karen Gillan?
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:15, archived)
# I don't believe he really cooked on that skeletor.
I think he boughtthose fries and put them there. That's just plain cheap.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:44, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
although its something different and sometimes clever.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:44, archived)
# Soup herb
*cleck*
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:49, archived)
# hahaha... nyom nyom
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:49, archived)
# Hahahaha
Yes, he is mentils
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:58, archived)
# JEbus
I had chilli vengence this morning!
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
I fucking love this.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:53, archived)
# What a great post to come back to.
I will now make my dinner on the wall!
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:04, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:13, archived)
# come ahn, dond bullshit me
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:29, archived)
# this is great!
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:04, archived)
# Excellent !
This is my kind of jolly !

Well done on FP :D
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:25, archived)
# *actually cries laughing*
I love Heston, though, but this is brilliant!!! XD
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:05, archived)