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# this has been stuck in my head for a while


apols for lack of quality - it's my first animation, and made in gimp, which i don't normally use.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 29 May 2010, 18:35, archived)
# So I can get ca$h for goldfish !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 29 May 2010, 18:37, archived)
# gah!
all your bass are belong to us
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 29 May 2010, 18:37, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 29 May 2010, 18:38, archived)
# Haha. Oh dear.
I've just moved house, and finally succumbed to watching television again for the first time in years. In the first 5 minutes of my virginal Freeview experience, I experienced both Webuyanycar.com's advert and the Go Compare monstrosity, I haven't turned my telly on since.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 29 May 2010, 18:37, archived)
# Ahahah, unlucky.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 29 May 2010, 18:39, archived)
# yeh
I'd give it at least a couple more months
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 29 May 2010, 18:41, archived)
# FUCK
their new advert just came on with the gospel singers in it!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 29 May 2010, 18:46, archived)
# I knew buying a telly
and a license was a bad move. I mainly bought it to watch dvds. Think I'll unplug the ariel and stick to torrents and ip-tv from now on. Might have to rewatch Spaced on SeeSaw/4OD - and relive the time when telly was good.

/getting old grumble.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 29 May 2010, 18:49, archived)
# just get a piano and sit around it singing jolly old songs
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 29 May 2010, 18:56, archived)
# Like this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iyAcMi8rjk
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 29 May 2010, 19:04, archived)
# HAHA
was that really banned?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 29 May 2010, 19:05, archived)
# Well, withdrawn at least
for causing offence to transsexuals. Or something like that.
Edit : www.brandrepublic.com/News/216793/Irn-Bru-transsexual-ad-banned-Cornettos-cleared/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 29 May 2010, 19:08, archived)
# BACK OFF BRUSSELS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 29 May 2010, 19:10, archived)
# it gets worse the more you have.
i got cable, after years of refusing. the quality of the channels that we used to watch seems to have diminished at the same time as exposing the sheer god awfulness of the rest of the cablesphere.

the record facility is good though. :)
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 29 May 2010, 18:59, archived)
# I'm still refusing to budge from freeview
WHICH PART OF 'FREE' DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND SKY!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 29 May 2010, 19:02, archived)
# i still refuse sky
on a flimsy moral stance against their slash and burn sporting policy, that ultimately heralded an era in football where it was seen to be appropriate to allow my football club to be franchised out to a different town because we weren't popular enough.

but to be honest, virgin aren't really any better. once an affordable and reliable freeview HD box comes out that i can record tv progs on like the virgin box, then i'm out of here.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 29 May 2010, 19:07, archived)
# I was in Tesco this afternoon
and while waiting for Mrs S to do whatever the fuck she was doing, I stood with a load of other blokes watching the last ten minutes of the Milwall/Swindon play-off making grunting noises along with the rest of them.

A few minutes later, Mrs S taps me on the shoulder and said 'Oh come on, you haven't got a clue what's going on with the football anyway'

I had to agree and sloped away

I could feel the pitying stares from behind
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 29 May 2010, 19:10, archived)
# You can get freeview boxes that record.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 29 May 2010, 19:08, archived)
# mine's cool
if you try to record too many things at the same time, it scans the programme guide and informs you that the same program is repeated later in the week or on a +1 channel later and do I want to record that instead!

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 29 May 2010, 19:15, archived)
# it's a winner in my eyes squire.
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sat 29 May 2010, 18:39, archived)
# ta!
as a consequence, while i was trying to sequence this, i managed to burn the choc chip brioche i had spent all afternoon kneading and proving, AND my chickens dug up the broad beans from the grow bag! grrrrr.

i now know why you cry.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 29 May 2010, 19:01, archived)
# nice one moke, hope you are doing well.
Now make one that says "we buy any crap" :P
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 29 May 2010, 18:39, archived)
# you don't live in chelmsford by any chance?
if so, i have been shockingly remiss in not calling you for a while! you need to get yourself to yorkshire for a weekend soon!

if not, please feel free to disregard this comment.:D
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 29 May 2010, 18:55, archived)
# nah, bedfordshire
see your gazzes from 22 march last year!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 29 May 2010, 19:08, archived)
# ahaa!
been some good glc gigs up here in sheffield since i arrived. :)
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 29 May 2010, 19:13, archived)
# they always seem to include Sheffield on their tours
I saw them in Sheffield twice while you were (probably) still living in Chelmsford
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 29 May 2010, 19:19, archived)
# well, it made my 11-year-old niece laugh
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 May 2010, 18:41, archived)
# then my work here is done!
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 29 May 2010, 18:56, archived)
# Is that Gerald Ratners new jewellry company?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerald_Ratner
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 29 May 2010, 19:33, archived)