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# Good news...
...she's already the perfect height.
Bad news is she'd be rubbish at fetching beer.
/chauvinist
(I helped save b3ta! superstoater is so mauve, you don't know what he's planning, Sun 30 May 2010, 0:00, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer_bottle#Stubby
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 30 May 2010, 0:05, archived)
# Fails to find witty reply
about bobbing about in water or spacehoppers.

/EDIT
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Sun 30 May 2010, 0:06, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 30 May 2010, 0:07, archived)
# hahaha
BOINK
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Sun 30 May 2010, 0:08, archived)
# Arty Hoppery
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 30 May 2010, 0:49, archived)
# impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 30 May 2010, 0:50, archived)
# Tie a rope to your fridge door and you buy a labrador to fetch it instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 30 May 2010, 0:10, archived)
# DOG! FETCH ME MY BEER!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 30 May 2010, 0:13, archived)
# I believe the term is "Bitch, fetch me my beer"
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Sun 30 May 2010, 0:15, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7SEWORIak4
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 30 May 2010, 0:20, archived)
# Oh, the video cuts out right before she gets sprayed all over with her dog-shaken beer.
That is an awesome dog.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 30 May 2010, 1:02, archived)
# But she's got no legs!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 30 May 2010, 0:29, archived)