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[challenge entry] PREVENT TEH DEATHS!

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(I helped save b3ta! the ghost of last tuesday, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Bloody coats, coming here stealing all our benefits.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 11:49, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 6 Jun 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Ahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 13:01, archived)
# In other news, I think my pond has a leak. The amound of water in it is rapidly dwindling and I'm worried about all my frogs and tadpoles.
I'm off to B&Q to buy a very expensive 50m hosepipe.
Not that they'll thank me for it, the ungrateful amphibian bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Tap water'll kill em.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 13:24, archived)
# But so will no water!
Dilemma.

I do have a big empty plastic dustbin. I could fill it with water, let it sit for a couple of days and then pour it in
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Go to an aquarium and get a couple of things of tapsafe.
That'll probably cost less than a hose, and you can just fill the bin up several times and dump it in.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Mu, what are you doing up now? You should be hungover as fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 13:26, archived)
# I don't do hangovers. I mentioned that last night.
A gut uncomfortably full of meat and water before you go to sleep and you(I) get up fine. I woke up at 9ish with dry mouth and needing a big poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 13:28, archived)
# I woke up about half an hour ago
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Can you pull up the liner at one side?
If so you might be able to find the hole and retain some water in the other side while fixing it.

/toohelpfulforowngood
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 6 Jun 2010, 13:58, archived)
# In hot sunny weather my pond loses @ 2" per week
If you do use tap water, fill it slowley over several days, as the sudden temperature difference can kill the tadpoles
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 15:02, archived)
# I like this
and have clicked thusly
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 6 Jun 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Hooray, something I could actually put on the wall without getting sacked.
Good work!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Ha!
Are you going to put one up and take a photo?
(I helped save b3ta! the ghost of last tuesday, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 16:12, archived)
[challenge entry] And don't forget:
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 13:06, archived)
# It's science.
(Meagrom, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 13:38, archived)
# doesn't work
if I drink hot tea in summer I overheat
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 6 Jun 2010, 15:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Getting the unemployed OCDs back to work
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 13:18, archived)
# ha ha
tops!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 20:19, archived)