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# Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:42, archived)
# I must say, Kate is looking rough as fuck these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:44, archived)
# she's not a patch on michela strachan
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:45, archived)
# she's no Philippa Forrester
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:48, archived)
# Oh Philippa, Philippa!
God how I loved you!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:55, archived)
# hmm - a bit
Jayne Middlemiss always GMTFH
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:27, archived)
# meh
she never looked like she wanted to get her hands dirty
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:01, archived)
# that's because she no longer gets sprayed with Bill Oddie's magic rejuvenating cream while she sleeps
also - I had a dream last night in which Kate Humble and Suzy Dent were 'entertaining' me while Vicky Coren and Rachel Riley played scrabble together in the background
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:46, archived)
# pffft
what's rude about bodies?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:47, archived)
# tits
ahem
(Lurchio, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:45, archived)
# That really is
The Thinking Man's Wet DreamTM
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:56, archived)
# *nods sagely*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:19, archived)
# I envy your subconscious sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:06, archived)
# I may have beheaded them all with a spatula a bit later on
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:26, archived)
# I have to go lie down.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:23, archived)
# with a copy of Puzzler?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:25, archived)
# 13) An ancient vase, online (5).
That'd be a clue you don't get in that magazine...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:27, archived)
# MINGE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:23, archived)
# So do most of the TV bints after a few years.
Kate just never wears make-up. Never has. And she's a bit weather-beaten. She does spend most of the year on tropical islands or diving in the sea off them.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:00, archived)
# i think it's because she refused to slap on loads of make up
so she more 'natural' then the others.

i still would.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:35, archived)
# One ticket to Hull!
(waxdart hello., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:46, archived)
# Already booked!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:50, archived)