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# :D

*edit - sorry to TJ and worse, with celebrity gossip, but, blimey!
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1285111/Konnie-Huq-marry-Charlie-Brooker-unlikely-showbiz-wedding.html
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Hahahahaha bloody hell!
Do you, Charlie Brooker, take Konnie Huq, to have and to hold, to slag off and threaten imaginative violence on a weekly basis, till death do you part?

EDIT Oh Toasty what have you done? Linking Konnie Huq on this board. I may have to go and do some actual work for a few minutes till everyone gets it out of their system...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:49, archived)
# SMUTTY, FOUL MOUTHED TV HOST
How very Daily Mail..

Fair play to Brooker though! But the danger is he's going to stop being a miserable fucker now.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Well he's allready had to cancel his trip across America because of her new TV judge job.
That'll give him something to whinge about.
Plus I expect we'll see a whole column devoted to how miserable all this invasion of his privacy makes him. He'd have a point, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Haha, that's the sort of take on it I'd expect from the DM
Foul mouthed.. smutty.. dropped out of a poly..
WHAT DOES SHE SEE IN HIM?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:50, archived)
# D'aaaaww!
Charlie is a bro.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Fair play to Charlie, she's a stunner
typical DM, "Foul Mouthed"?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:52, archived)
# He's marrying a former Blue Peter presenter. She's a role model for children.
WHAT KIND OF AN EXAMPLE IS SHE SETTING BY MARRYING SOMEONE WHO SWEARS?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:54, archived)
# I'm surprised they didn't make a race issue out of it
Cunts, and that's swearing! *goes all Mrs Brady from Viz*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:58, archived)
# I wonder if they hooked up in the screenwipe where him and 30 blokes do a big piss in front of her on a hill?
Congrats to them, he'd better not stop being a miserable cunt though...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Apparently that was where they met
and they have been dating each other since :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:16, archived)
# ^ This link contains Norks!

* Fwaps a little
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Fucking hell!
Jammy cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:54, archived)
# haha
I was just about to post this - the lucky Huqy fucker
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Christ
It's Dara O'Briain I feel sorry for.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Hahaha oh very much this.
Brooker's just lost all his Mock The Week privileges.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:16, archived)
# oh yes
hahahahaha. Poor Dara.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:23, archived)
# haha
this was my first thought
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:28, archived)