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[challenge entry] 'Ning! And who picked that muppet????

Apologies to Mr. Bunsen Honeydew, who appeared in my other post. I reckon you'd have had that one covered.

From the The World Cup challenge. See all 402 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 6:48, archived)
# Is this a football-in joke?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 6:55, archived)
# Just making fun of england's keeper.
Who royally fucked up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 7:03, archived)
# Sorry. Yes.
Anyone who watched the England game last night was privy to the best display of goalkeeping ineptitude since, oh, the last time.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 7:03, archived)
# I feel so excluded! Draw a cat :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 7:05, archived)
# You draw a cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 7:08, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 7:14, archived)
# That's clearly a fat man bumming a frenchman.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 7:15, archived)
# C'mon stats quote fairies.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 7:16, archived)
# The three loops are fatman's arms and head
The lines at the back are frenchman's leg, in front his arms. And told tell me you can't see his berret.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 7:19, archived)
# At first I thought "Aah, what a lovely cat"
But now cannot unsee Pierre adopting surrogate bumming position, while James Corden thrusts his unwanted attention upon aforesaid Frenchie. I drawed a normal cat.

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 7:29, archived)
# Fuck yes fuck yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 7:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 7:38, archived)
# Sunday morning cats fuck yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 7:39, archived)
# he's having his morning tea like me
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 7:54, archived)
# Haha you guys rule.
If I were to draw a cat it would be listening to music and contemplating a cigarette.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 7:55, archived)
# I thought it wouldf be a fatman buming a frenchman.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 7:56, archived)
# Is it okay to burn Frenchmen?
Wouldfn't they be too soggy to burn properly?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 7:58, archived)
# i see what you did there
heh heh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 7:59, archived)
# I hit "post this message" and am living with the consequences.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 8:00, archived)
# best not to edit now
you will lose mega man points, like, totally...
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 8:02, archived)
# You need heat of 600 degrees C to cremate a human.
This raises to 1100 for soggy frenchmen.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 8:00, archived)
# Sorry I only accept temperatures in Kelvin.
It's 289 degrees K this morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 8:14, archived)
# You need heat of 873 degrees K to cremate a human.
This raises to 1373 for soggy frenchmen.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 8:16, archived)
# Also, I only accept answers written in cyrillic.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 8:17, archived)
#
Ёу неед хеат оф 873 дегреес К то цремате а хуман.
Тхис раисес то 1373 фор соггы френчмен
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 8:19, archived)
# Haha, you're a bro.
Questions:

What's your excuse for being up at 8:20am?
What's your favourite music right now?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 8:21, archived)
# I spent three hours drawing rainbow dinosaurs.
Now it's daytime.

I'm way out of the music scene at the moment. I'm open to suggestions.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 8:22, archived)
# Dang. I've been skipping sleep a lot recently too. My eyes are constantly red because of it.
Also, it depends what you like. At the moment I'm enjoying Superchunk which is 90's indie rock and The Renderers which I'd recommend to any Leonard Cohen fan.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 8:26, archived)
# I'll have a look when I'm not half dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 8:29, archived)
# Stretchingout/boardrighthererightnowyeah
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 8:30, archived)
#
Superchunk, Fishing.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 8:35, archived)
# Not bad
and american.

I need to go reevaluate part of the early 90s.
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 13 Jun 2010, 8:48, archived)
# There's plenty of good stuff out there, if you look hard enough.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=73_bmAZ7B-w
Medicine - Never Click
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 8:58, archived)
# Rather very nice
Me and the lot I partied with at the time were too busy listening to everything-in-the-wake-of-dinasourjr, mind there was also stuff like this www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qD72NCJSkk AND the clothes to go with it. And sideburns the size of...big stuff. Not too bad times, perhaps, if slightly embarassing now.
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 13 Jun 2010, 9:09, archived)
# This thread comment is being squashed against the far right of my screen
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 13 Jun 2010, 9:12, archived)
# Try Superconductor too.
This is the best I can find at the moment as far as streaming goes, but I can always fire off a link to the album if you like the sound of it.

www.cduniverse.com/productinfo.asp?pid=1466593

The Heaven That is Everywhere, The Noble Indian and Goddess Of Fire, Poetry, Handicrafts and Metalwork are the highlights.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 9:18, archived)
# I have friends with vast collections of CDs and vinyls
will make requests.

Third cup of coffee + a marlboro to counter the worst of the petrichor sun-after-rain outdoors.
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 13 Jun 2010, 9:29, archived)
# Do you have last.fm, man?
Ha, I'm on my second coffee and second Marlboro.

SUREISSQUASHEDOVERHERE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 9:33, archived)
# I illegaly download what a few begging mails can't get
Twice had large amounts of music disappear in bad break-ups, now I accept mp3 quality in almost anything.
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 13 Jun 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Squashed.
farm5.static.flickr.com/4054/4695743548_8ebc016b46_o.jpg
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 13 Jun 2010, 10:01, archived)
# Either way, a good dose of thermite would do the job.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 8:17, archived)
# he looks retarded
i should try to draw a proper cat someday, yes someday.....
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 7:57, archived)
# Where are his whiske-DONTBESILLYBUMCATNEEDSNOWHISKERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 7:57, archived)
# oh shit
i was going to give him whiskers, but then attempted some shading which failed. so i undid that and then just saved it, poor bumface
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 8:01, archived)
# I like bumface cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 7:55, archived)
# What? No fry-up?

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 8:17, archived)
# EIGHT BEANS?
Fat fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 8:17, archived)
# 8 big ones and 3 little ones.
makes all the difference.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 8:20, archived)
# Slimline bacon and low-fat egg
He's on a diet.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 8:22, archived)
# *Snort*
You mean like this one?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 7:17, archived)
# Haha..
Future England goalie for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 7:23, archived)
# yeah
and ITV's fuckups on HD didn't help
(missed goal and standard def for most of the match - useless twats)
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 8:03, archived)
# hahahha
poor poms
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 6:57, archived)
# I thought he was great
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 8:47, archived)