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[challenge entry] I'm on a horse.

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(daylightisabadthing was avoiding doing something more important on, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 17:09, archived)
# How did that horse get in the living room?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 17:13, archived)
# I keep thinking it says
"football windows".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 17:20, archived)
# should i grow a beard?
YES OR NO
CAST YOUR VOTES NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 17:33, archived)
# grow pubic dreadlocks instead

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 17:35, archived)
# i'm waaay ahead of you...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 17:37, archived)
# I have a beard.
so that answer is oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 17:37, archived)
# now do i go for the full facial or do i trim it?
i think i'll leave it grow for a month, been two weeks now
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 17:39, archived)
# Does it itch yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 17:40, archived)
# no... i wash
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 17:41, archived)
# It'll itch when it gets long enough. All that coarse hair forcing its way through your lovely skin,
rubbing against your face... think about it. Be aware of your beard. Can you feel it growing? IS IT ITCHING YET?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 17:44, archived)
# nope
i'm quite numb
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 17:56, archived)
# I found trimming it into a shape made me look like a cunt
I had a goatee for a while at uni, and looking back at the pictures, it looks like I'm wearing a furry coaster over my mouth.

Since then, I have gone for the full face, keeping it relatively short to avoid arrests for vagrancy and shaving the neck up to the jawline. Since I started doing this, I have had 3 compliments, which is better than the previous zero I received for other facial experiments.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 17:42, archived)
# suppose i best buy another razor
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 17:55, archived)
#
Should SkUG grow a beard?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 17:37, archived)
# thats what i was looking for
thank you
SCHMERGLE BURGLE HURDY WURDY SMMMMMMMHEEEEEEEAAAAD
I'm on a boat!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 17:40, archived)
# Yes
but shave all your other body hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 18:03, archived)
# they did offer to do that to me at work... with an eppilator...
i'm quite hairy... from my toes to top my head! (palms aint too hairy mind you)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 18:07, archived)
# "... and so am I...
now be a love, and go and get the kettle chips and a couple more cans and shut up while you're at it. Cheers pet."
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 17:36, archived)