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# Not available in any shops


The idea gift for Father's Day*


*If your father is either deaf, or a twat
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Is it the karaoke version?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Flava Flav appears to have misplaced his clock...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:00, archived)
# BOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Hahaha
excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:00, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Worse things have happened . . . *remembers pan pipes version of Oh Danny Boy*

*shudders*

EDIT: *whistles nonchalently*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:01, archived)
# Heh, Pan Pies.
Do want.

Reminds me of the Paul Mcartney hit "Pies of peace".
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Or John Lennon's seminal "Give Pies A Chance"
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:09, archived)
# If a chciken and bacon 'slice' counts as a pie
then I have one in the oven RIGHT NOW!

This information was brought to you by The Eat a Pie For Lunch Campaign 2010*.

*The Eat a Pie For Lunch Campaign 2010 is not affiliated with The Cornish Pasty - A Suitable Breakfast Campaign and any similarities thereof are purely coincidental
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:20, archived)
#
Oh Danny Boy anything
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Hahaha nice one
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:21, archived)
# pfft
Talksport are running a surprisingly good fake ad at the moment for "Nopw Thats What I call Vuvuzela"

Includes:
Horn in the USA
Parplife

and others hits by Trum Petty and the Heartbreakers, the Rolling Drones etc
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:27, archived)
# You stole this joke from that piss-weak "comedy" on R4 last night, didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:16, archived)
# No, I did not
I stole it from Twitter
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:28, archived)