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# This is brilliant.
Utterly racist, but brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:47, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:48, archived)
# My flat is now horribly cluttered
I have nowhere to hang a print of "Bridge over a Pond of Water Lilies" although there is a bit of room next to my keyboard.

I may have to put my Monet where my mouse is.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:50, archived)
# oh dear
that sounds like something from ISIHAC
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Thought it up on the bus
I'd heard a snippet of that "Waking up in Vegas" song, the one by Russell Brand's Sloppy Seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:53, archived)
# in that case send it in to ISIHAC!
they'd love it.

Actually - best get Mrs Trellis to send it on your behalf :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:54, archived)
# MOOD SWINGS!
*slips 'im a Paxil.
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:55, archived)
# *takes the bus in order to give an extra hard running SPANG*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:03, archived)
# ^What she said^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:04, archived)
# that deserves this
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha what a marvellously brutal spang!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:07, archived)
# you're a bad man, tribs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:17, archived)
# But surprisingly lovable
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:23, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:26, archived)
# haha I love it when a spang comes together!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 18:01, archived)
# It implies that the natural role of the giraffe is to be subservient to its viking overlords
I'm disgusted.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Not to mention a little aroused.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:52, archived)
# It's a symbiotic relationship
The Vikings brush and braid the giraffe's hair and occasionally pet it and say it's a lovely giraffe (giraffes can be rather insecure), and in return the giraffe gives them a ride over the ocean.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:53, archived)
# It's cool.
When they're chilling it's hand shandies all round.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:11, archived)
# why do we never hear about the viking overladies?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:19, archived)
#
(^ What She Said and probably what they are about to all say ¬, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:52, archived)