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# and there was me having a whisky tasting at work this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Swigging from a bottle at your desk is not "whisky tasting"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:41, archived)
#
bottle silver engraved hip-flask
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:42, archived)
# ^What she said
+ monogram
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:44, archived)
# happy candles
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:45, archived)
# HAAAAAAAAhahahahahahaahhahahaha
hahahaha that's very silly hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:46, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:47, archived)
# This is the WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice ears :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Pffft
class! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha - Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Next time I get an office job
I want to get an optic and a vodka bottle filled with water and just drink from it throughout the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:44, archived)
# just get a job in the drinks industry
we need a new coppersmith apparently. Any good at braising?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Don't know, never tried it
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Practical and refreshing, what more could a man want?
A picture of tits on the bottle maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:46, archived)
# A bottle shaped like tits

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:06, archived)
# I've been thinking about doing this for a while.
It started when I thought a girl had done exactly that, only it was acutally just a very posh bottle of water.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:53, archived)
#
silver engraved hip-flask bottle in paper bag
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:40, archived)
# I WAS UNDER IT ACTUALLY!
actually actually, it was a proper Balvenie tasting :) hic ooo
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:44, archived)
# mmmm Balvenie
Got any Talisker?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:45, archived)
# NO
BUT ONE OF OUR CRAPPY COMPETITORS MIGHT!

HMPH!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Yes, any spare Talisker would go down a treat.
Or any Lagvullin you have knocking about.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:46, archived)
# see response above
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Wrong.
Laphroig.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Peaty Islay man eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Yes indeed.
Om nom nom nom*.

*Which is actually what I will say when drinking it if the company is of high enough class that I deem they will find it inappropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:00, archived)
# extra points can be awarded if
you convince said company that making om-nom noises is how the Scots savour their whisky. Ultimate points if you do it in an exaggerated Scots accent.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:06, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Connery ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:09, archived)
# If you worked at a distillery
this sort of thing would actually count as work. There are some lucky people out there.

Bassetts in Sheffield used to let workers eat as much as they liked off the conveyor while they were working. Most people managed 2 or 3 days maximum before they stopped, especially on the jelly baby line. People on the jelly baby line do not eat jelly babies after they've worked on the jelly baby line.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:45, archived)
# I've heard that people who work on the jelly baby line can't even HAVE babies after working on the jelly baby line
and I don't work at the distillery, but for the distributor - almost as good!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:48, archived)
# I heard that jelly babies are real babies made out of jelly.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:52, archived)
# I heard that if you kiss a baby bat
When it's older it will come back and find you and give you special cheeses.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:02, archived)
# diseases, Vaggy, not cheeses.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Oh.
Oh.

Shit!

Erm ... you might like to advise your mum to visit the clinic, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Your mum has shares in the clinic.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Your mum is bigger than the clinic.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:19, archived)
# But it's the smallest clinic in the world!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:20, archived)