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[challenge entry] A little late maybe

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(Dull S. Dishwater, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:16, archived)
# That is fucking ace
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:17, archived)
# excellent :)
they have more time for fashion now
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSyhDbV9wHo
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:20, archived)
# 98 was supposed to be England's year
except England are rubbish mediocre
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:27, archived)
# and Mediocre is Dutch
and HollNetherDutchland are in the final!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:28, archived)
# 90 should have been ours
98 chould have been ours
02 could have been ours

At least this time there was no excuse. We were just shit
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:29, archived)
# pff - I might give you 90
but England have no real history at major championships - Euro semis twice in 50 years, WC semis twice in 80 years (one was 66) and that's it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:39, archived)
# all true
we are a quarter final nation at best
It's time we realised that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:42, archived)
# or the sudden realisation that the previous shouldawouldacouldas
were tinged with a few delusions of grandeur...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:41, archived)
# I don't even think its delusions of grandeur
I just think they don't give a flying one
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:42, archived)
# 90 was the only one where they looked like having a chance
i've said it a few times during this world cup, that I think the premiership is a bit isolated and the english team would benefit if more english players went abroad. There are of course teams like Germany and Italy where all the players stay in the home country (generally) but they are educated from youth to play technically and tactically, while as a kid in england, there's less emphasis on those things, where hard work is the measure of a decent player. I think english players would benefit from playing in leagues where the football is more technical, rather than in a league like the premiership where 16 of the teams are just trying to stop conceding goals however they can. I realise this argument has some holes.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:49, archived)
# not sure about 98.
we couldnt even get to the top of our group.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:45, archived)
# yeah
thats suppossed to say 'could'.

It was a cracking team, but Hoddle balls it up in the group stage, and as usual we lose to the first decent team we play

Stangely echoed in 2010
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:47, archived)
# this year was so much worse than 98
despite beating Slovenia, I didn't feel like england ever looked like they were likely to win any games.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:51, archived)
# I don't understand whats going on ere
but i like it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:33, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:51, archived)
# hmmmm
i.imgur.com/gIqcV.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:34, archived)
#
i like the hungry psychic octopus version of the graph much better than mine. He's already gotten death threats in Germany.
(Dull S. Dishwater, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:41, archived)
# haha thass mental
:)
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:58, archived)
# Ermm.. not wanting to be a board nazi but
Dull S Dishwater - you implying that image as your own? Funny as I saw exactly the same thing here yesterday:

thedailywh.at/page/3

- entering it as a competition entry as well - not fucking cricket feller
(Waynster James Joyce is fucking my sister!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:48, archived)
#
I made this yesterday. and when i saw the octopus version on thedailywh.at i posted a link to my image on tinypic in the comments. the dailywh.at guy then added mine to his board. maybe next time i should post it here first, beware the board nazis.
(Dull S. Dishwater, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Nice reply!
Dont bother about the nazis, they do make mistakes sometimes
It's the stalkers you have to worry about.............."David"
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:25, archived)
# :D
But... Esp 2010? A bit premature amigo?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Want to slag off a top international player, instrumental in getting to 3rd place at the World Cup? Amused by his über-German name (pun intended)?
...then just add 'pigshit'!

Second-ever Image Challenge entry. You know, I think I'm getting distinctly below-average at this.

P.S.: For any conspiracy theorists out there - or those who'll jump on anything un-P.C. - the fact that the initials of this T.O.A.P. are 'S.S.' is purely coincidental, and not a reference to the Nazis. Germany fucking thrashed us 4-1, because they are a proper fucking team, who play for each other, and the arseholes representing us are a bunch of over-paid, over-rated liars, cheats and criminal cunts. They shouldn't get our support again until they fucking earn and deserve it.
(TheAmazingMeatMan ™ can't sing, but he's got soul, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 4:19, archived)