apparently, i'm asocksual
being as i don't own a pair of socks
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 9 Aug 2010, 19:40,
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i hate socks
i can't stand the feel of them on my feet, they make my toes claustrophobic
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 9 Aug 2010, 19:49,
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i used to be like this
but then discovered the joys of brightly coloured odd socks under smart and sensible work suits. it's like playtime for your feets!
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Seventh is somewhat subdued,
Mon 9 Aug 2010, 19:52,
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my toes spread themselves out constantly if i wear socks
on the plus side, i've got soles like steel
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 9 Aug 2010, 19:54,
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christ
i never want to smell your shoes
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Mon 9 Aug 2010, 21:22,
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homosocks have holes in the rear
heterosocks have holes in the front
bisocks just need replacing :)
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Elvis impersonator,
Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:11,
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