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# Bots! I got bots!

Had to begin to spread them out now that there is a good number of them.
As you can see (75k), I ran out of space in the old waiting room.
Getting close to wrapping this up and doing the final diorama.
So, if you want me to make your bot gaz or post it by thursday.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 2:18, archived)
# PARTY SEQUENCE INITIATED
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 2:22, archived)
# PARTY! PARTY!
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 2:29, archived)
# WILL YOU COME TO THE PARTY IT IS IN MY PANTS I HOPE YOU CAN MAKE IT IN MY PANTS
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 2:29, archived)
# last time i got there really early
and you were still, like, setting out snacks on these white lace things and making sure there were enough coasters near all the tables, and i sort of stood in the doorway for a minute, holding the casserole i brought, and you, like, looked up from the throw pillow you were straightening, and were, like, real inviting, but still i could tell, like i was too early. and then we both sort of stood around, like, leaning on the edges of cabinets and stuff trying to appear casual waiting for everyone else to get there.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 3:23, archived)
# and the small-talk
christ, the small-talk. i remember, i was leaning there, sort of drumming my fingers on the counter next to this decorative salad bowl, and you were sort of, like, leaning over the sink, looking up and out the window, like maaaaaybe there might be something out there that was new that you were looking at, and then we both said, "what?" at exactly the same time, even though neither of us had said anything. i mean, it's one thing for one person to say that, but BOTH? shit was weird.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 3:33, archived)
# I let my pants do the talking
and they were like, what?
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 3:35, archived)
# it's a good thing you responded, man
i was thoroughly prepared to go on describing the awkward scene all night.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 3:48, archived)
# MY ROMANCE STYLE IS: AWKWARD
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 4:34, archived)
# and then there was this loooong pause
and finally i was like, "is this... this tile pattern, is this new?" and you were like, "uh, nope. just mopped it. i know- yeah, i know, it used to be really dirty, right? so... so now i mopped it and it looks like a new floor!" but you said it sort of, like, with a little too much enthusiasm, and then i sort of nodded, and you sort of nodded too, and let out a slow breath, and i sort of, like, looked away and so did you, and then you lifted up the blue towel next to the sink that the dishes dry on and sort of, like, smudged your finger around under it, like maybe there was some grime under there you'd been meaning to clean up. and i sort of, like, made one of those clicking sounds with my tongue and nodded and looked at the decorative ceramic sugar pot you had.

and i said, "so... umm... the humidity, it really, uh, gets to that sugar, huh?"

and you were like, "yep, yep," nodding, even though, i found out later, the sugar thing was empty and you really hadn't been quite sure exactly what i had said.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 3:39, archived)
# schnurr!!
hey hey hope all's well with you my man
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 4:30, archived)
# yeah I hate it in summer when your meth gets all stuck together in a big rock and you just have to cook that shit up and shoot it
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 4:34, archived)
# her foot keeps slipping
poor girl
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 8:41, archived)
# It's time for a sexy party
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 8:48, archived)
# You are certainly getting to the BOTtom of this very nicely !
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 2:26, archived)
# Thanks!
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 2:30, archived)
# !! I just remembered this one
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 2:33, archived)
# noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
 
not the snales
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 2:34, archived)
# Yeah it's a bit of a shit
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 2:36, archived)
# All the more reason for me to make it.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 2:37, archived)
# Yay!
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 2:38, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 3:38, archived)
# Hahahah FUCK YEAH
ROBOTIZATION: ACCOMPLISHED
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 4:27, archived)
# DO THE SNAIL-CRUSH, BABBY! CRUSH THOSE SNAILZ HARD!
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 5:26, archived)
# JUST ABOUT TIME TO SHUFFLE OFF TO BUFFALO
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 5:48, archived)
# these are fookin epic man
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 6:07, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 6:10, archived)
# Also
WOO!
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 2:38, archived)
# love these robots
yay
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 2:46, archived)
# hahahahahha
i fucking love that cuntbox at the back, look at his cunty face
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 2:47, archived)
# Cuntbox is the fucking boss
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 3:18, archived)
# There are three models so far. Original, cardboard, and SNARNed.

Snarned has the most colour, so it won over the classic original in this use.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 3:37, archived)
# hahahahhaha
snarned is class, original cunt is surely second, the other chap looks like he's trying to hard, still cunty though
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 6:09, archived)
# but i dont have a bot
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 2:48, archived)
# That's ok. We play other games together.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 4:03, archived)
# derp!
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 4:48, archived)
# Skeeet!
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 5:08, archived)
# beautiful work
my favorite part is that they all seem to be so excited about being together in this bland gray room.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 3:55, archived)
# Pffft.
Thanks.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 4:00, archived)
# robots find different things exciting, than you or I.
see, that may just be a bland grey room at first glance, but FUCK WHAT AN AMAZING SHADE OF GREY! I HAVEN'T SEEN GREY LIKE THAT SINCE THE FACTORY BEEP BOOP
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 4:42, archived)
# It would appear that robots are as much a crushing bore as humans.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 5:07, archived)
# YOU MUST CALIBRATE YOUR OPTICAL SENSORS TO FULLY APPRECIATE THE GREY IT WILL BE VERY WORTH YOUR TIME BEEP BOOP
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 5:28, archived)
# I LIKE BIG BOTS AND I CANNOT LIE
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 6:59, archived)
# LOOP HOW CAN I BE WITH SO MANY OTHER BOTS YET FEEL SO ALONE PROTOCOL 314
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 7:43, archived)