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# Good ning to all


The first person to mention it's a cannon and not a gun gets a playful smack round the chops with a chainsaw.
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:48, archived)
# That's a cannon not a gun.
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:49, archived)
# *playfully chops head off*
You'll be fine. Just stick some vinegar on it.
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:50, archived)
# A nurse once told me to do that for crabs.
I think she was still a student.
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:32, archived)
# are they all made by Canon?
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:49, archived)
# It's a gun
that fires machines...

...machine gun...

Oh well, I tried :O(
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:51, archived)
# shame you had to burst into our pedantic cunts on b3ta (wednesday meeting)
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Meh
I got so carried away with actually thinking of something to post I forgot the tiny details.
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:56, archived)
# such as cannon and typewriter
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:13, archived)
# It's a cannon and not a gun.
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Too slow chicken merengo
For you, it's an aggressive punch in the face
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Why am I suddenly a meal?
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:51, archived)
# 'Cos you're tasty enough to eat
*licks*
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:52, archived)
# A little to the left...thaaaaat's it...
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:53, archived)
# washing machine...Check
Printing machine... Check
Type writer ?
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:49, archived)
# :O(
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:52, archived)
# a cannon is a type of gun
so woo!
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:50, archived)
# *Enhuggles*
Thank you.

*puts off suicide by cake until another day*
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Is there some kind of plot?
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:50, archived)
# Is that stat in your sig really true?
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:51, archived)
# How dare you question Wikipedia.
;)
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:52, archived)
# ha ha fair enough. :D
I'll take it as a 'maybe'
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:52, archived)
# A foul plot
to fill Kiddeminster with our typewriters, washing machines and printing press
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:53, archived)
# what's it full of now?
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Ribbon ink, dirty clothes and paper
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:57, archived)
# *buys train ticket*
I am addicted to ribbon ink
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:10, archived)
# I genuinley WANT a small printing /letter press
But for the lack of room :(
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:55, archived)
# You need a printing shed
so you can burst in there shouting "STOP THE PRESSES!"
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Haha!
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:00, archived)
#
chainsaw stanley knife
/inability to recognise everyday objects blog
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:30, archived)