b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 10153108 (Thread)

# Help
I read the site a lot but don't post much because I'm a lazy git. I need a design for a banner for a website so have spent thge morning trying to learn Photoshop. What I really need, is for someone to offer any feedback on my effort, especially if that is to tell me it's shit and I should start again… I work in an office with one other person and his response was 'It looks like a camel pissing a rainbow.'

Any feedback greatly appreciated

(Please note I shrunk this quite a bit to try and stay in the rules)

Thanks


(s007y, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:29, archived)
# It's perty!
But now I can't get the camel thing out of my head!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:32, archived)
# I've tweaked it a bit for you.

Click for safer (125 kb)
Hope this helps.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Loads! thanks!
Can I have it?
(s007y, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:56, archived)
# You're very welcome.
On a pedantic note:
You wouldn't be able to see the sun and a rainbow at the same time.
Sun and shooting stars is also unlikely.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:59, archived)
# True but I think it's more of an abstract piece
but while we're at it the spectrum would usually start with red on the outside.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Aha!
I knew there was something bothering me about it.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Woo
Woo Moo

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:33, archived)
# This was infact the original .....
Dark side of the MOOOOn album cover!
(whore-monger Thermal rotating gimbal sprockets !!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Yes.

* This post may contain nuts lies
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:44, archived)
# it's more like a camel shitting a rainbow
which is pretty special if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Dear Sir or Madam,
I like this very much. In fact, I would like to commission this for my monthly magazine. Please let me know a price and invoicing address.

Yours sincerely,

Rodger Camel,
Editor-in-Chief, Camels Pissing Rainbows Monthly
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:37, archived)
# * Subscribes
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:45, archived)
# What's the website it's intended for actually about?
If it's fairys, kids stories, or similar such whimsical subject matter then great.

If it's the header for the front page of the new Thames Valley Police Site, then you might want to reconsider.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:37, archived)
# Safer communities together.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7UX8KASASU
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:39, archived)
# ha ha ha :D
top bit of poker face by the policeman there!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:44, archived)
# genius
i want to hug that copper
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:33, archived)
# Somewhere inbetween
(s007y, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:39, archived)
# A midway between
Fairy stories & Thames Valley Police?

FAIRY POLICE!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Thames Valley Police Community Support?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:42, archived)
# FairysInThamesValleyPolice.com
To be honest it's a Geeky forum site. my idea was that the rainbow is sprowting from a PC screen but i need Flash or something similar to finish it in the style I want so that has to wait till I get home
(s007y, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Honestly the sky/stars/meteor bit top right works well
the cloud-rainbow combo doesn't really work.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Thanks
I better think of something else to stick there now then.....
(s007y, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:50, archived)
# haha
but this - what's it for?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:39, archived)
# gay sombreros IN SPAAAACE
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:37, archived)
# ONE DAY THE KINGS MELTY HAT DID ALL SICK IN THE SKY IT WAS A RAINBOW
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:39, archived)
# The whole day was looking good until..
that cloud came along? Not that I'm an expert or anything but all good apart from the cloud. Never posted myself as bit shy and no doubt it would be shite anyway!
(whore-monger Thermal rotating gimbal sprockets !!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:39, archived)
# shitting rainbows after it rains
there's enough miracles here to blow your brains
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:12, archived)
# What is that blue thing...
...and...have you EVER seen a cloud before?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:17, archived)