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[challenge entry] Dragons I would like £250,000 to start using tramps as advertising space.

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(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 8:55, archived)
# :D
it's actually a good idea, at least if it's combined with the Big Issue sellers, sponsored all weather jackets and the like. (Phone up the Big Issue RG, we'll go halves on the profits)
The seller could choose what adverts they approve of from a daily selection of things that slip in to a panels on the jacket of varying size.
I also like the idea of it belittling sportsmen with all their ads :D
DO IT it's your task for the day ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:01, archived)
# nice. My idea you get half my profits.:P
You should go on Dragon's Den. 'Hi Dragons. I'd like you to give me no money just 50% of the profits you make from the entrepreneurs.'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:10, archived)
# ha ha, this ^
Always read HT's small print!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:14, archived)
# seriously chap, give them a bell :)

They get a decent jacket (aim to get fashion brand sponsorship)
and don't feel like they're selling out too much because they choose the ads
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:25, archived)
# Yeah but all you'd end up with is
Moonchild's Vegan Sausages and Stop The War, Save The Whales rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:30, archived)
# I'd buy some stop the war.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:33, archived)
# Hippy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:38, archived)
# My bro has just been flown home from Afghan.
He stepped on something and it exploded and broke both his legs :(

Lucky boy though.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:53, archived)
# See, I avoided that by not joining the army.
I hope your brother gets better soon and makes a full recovery.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:03, archived)
# unlucky for him
but at least he still has he's two legs, hope they repair well for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Explosions and broken legs?
Not my idea of lucky.
Hope he makes a swift and complete recovery.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:07, archived)
# shit man.
my cousin is there. he investigates such incidents and the worse ones too. His morale is very low. I send him stuff like Viz and other silly reading material which cheers him up

Hope your bro makes a good recovery
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Yow

I suspect he didn't have gunlegs then?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:48, archived)
# you have a very narrow minded view of Big Issue sellers
and possibly that only tie dyed crusties sell the Big Issue ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:36, archived)
# Let's face it
They're only there because they want to be there.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:38, archived)
# The Ipswich sellers seem to be immigrants these days
Come over here, taking our homeless etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:42, archived)
# Charities
generally have surprisingly large marketing and pr budgets. You could still make a lot of money.
(I helped save b3ta! pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:20, archived)
# I believe a lot of them already advertise Tenents (an ironic product name at the best of times)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:38, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:39, archived)
# well if you won't do it I will
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:41, archived)
# Go for it.
I'll even give you 2% of the profits:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:42, archived)
# You got this off the RIcky Gervais Podcast
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:17, archived)
# It's a sign of my genius.
I can get ideas from something I've never heard of before!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:19, archived)
# Convergent evolution
It means you and Ricky Gervais are adapting in the same way.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:44, archived)
# That's a good idea

maybe they should be wearing sponsored clothing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:18, archived)
# I saw a big issue seller with an iphone the other day.
As if we needed any more proof that they are annoying cunts ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:29, archived)
# I saw one getting out of a Rolls Royce.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:31, archived)
# I saw one getting out of your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:39, archived)
# Why is it always raining in your tramps?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:38, archived)
# i dont think the dragons would be keen.
Theyre always a bit iffy about anything that could be seen as helping disadvantaged people. No matter how exploitative and degrading it actually is.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:39, archived)