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[challenge entry] Might as well sling this into the compo


Sauces been around since time immemorial but the montage* is new so no pea here, y'honour.

* - TOAP

I think the Stockwell thing is genuine - it came off /links ages ago iirc but it could be a shop, in which case I apologise.

Just stop babbling headwound and post the damn thing.

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(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:56, archived)
# This deserves more replies - super-herbly done!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Cheers :)
and even better I now have the 'Montage' song from Team America in my head :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:09, archived)
# haha that was a touch of comedy genius!
Maybe it should be a compo : "Is it hard to do? Does it take a long time to get good at? From nerdy geek to Zen Ninja Master we need a Montage, fuck yeah!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:11, archived)
# I think the Stockwell one was genuine
I wouldn't jump over the barrier to find out though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Hello the internet sorry to barge in but I would like some advice
Let's say I have a load of images and I want them to be the frames of a video. What would be the best free (and legal...) way to do this? I've only ever dealt in gifs before. Thenks!
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Microsoft Excel.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:35, archived)
# =rapidscroll(a1:zzz1)
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:39, archived)
# >Settings >Control Panel >Audio & Visual
Put your hands above your head in claws and move sideways shouting "We are the lobster people! We are the lobster people!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:35, archived)
# My brother died this way :(
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:37, archived)
# To be fair it was a pretty good pot.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:38, archived)
# The French
they get free drugs and they complain
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-10996838
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:40, archived)
# I heard about that.
the sergeant saying about how after most of his men just lay about giggling, and one of them climbed a tree to feed the birds, that probably something should be done and then he himself fell over laughing.

BRILLIANT.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:44, archived)
# what a way to fight a war
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX7m4fqTLKU
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Print them out
then hold them up in front of the video camera and move them by hand. Gives a lovely retro feel.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Do this. And wear a frock.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Should my frock be visible?
In exchange you and tribs have to buy me things from my amazon wishlist.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:38, archived)
# No deal, Benjamin.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Oh Samuel we could have had a mutually beneficial business relationship :(
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:42, archived)
# COULDA WOULDA SHOULDA.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Attach them to a toilet roll and slowly unwind it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:39, archived)
# if you don't have a video camera
then pop to your local bank with a balaclava on. This will cause the security to switch the CCTV into Hi-Res full colour mode. Then simply show them one by one to the camera Bob Dylan style.

then after the trial, ask them nicely if they will give you a copy of the video
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:39, archived)
# And then steal the video from the bank.
Griffy smells funky like mould and damn pyjamas.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:40, archived)
# I might have ninjad that bit in
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:42, archived)
# If you're talking about post production video editing software I know a few.
Although finding one thats free AND legal might be a struggle
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:38, archived)
# I'm just going to make a flickbook I think.
Do the softwares to which you refer have free trials or anything?
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:40, archived)
# yes free and legal (freegal) invariably translates as shite
you could always use microsoft movie maker
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:41, archived)
# just google "best", "free" and "legal"
if that doesn't work, add flange, advocaat and nyjer seed.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:42, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10152436
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:44, archived)
# I think movie maker might do it
www.microsoft.com/windowsxp/downloads/updates/moviemaker2.mspx
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Hello Newbee, Welcome to B3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Ye gods I've only been away a week...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:45, archived)
# I have credit
on El Register for sending in the telegraph front page the day it appeared :) I may have linked it here.
/notmuchofaclaimtofame
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:31, archived)