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# The way I see it, they now have an extra long chimney to hang their stockings from.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:16, archived)
# they'll all be bumming each other long before that
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:18, archived)
# or eating each other
or both. while tweeting!
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Overheard yesterday
Our receptionist in the office was telling her mate "why can't they just give them something to make them hibernate till they're rescued?" errrr, cos humans don't hibernate maybe
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:13, archived)
# lol "humans don't hibernate"
just switch em off at the back mate!
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:15, archived)
# you have a switch in your back?
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=switch
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:19, archived)
# they're all going to come out and be branded as paedophiles...
/They've had no choice but to have sex with Miners
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:23, archived)
# nothing like a good shafting
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:24, archived)
# that's the pits
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:25, archived)
# you're so picky
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Can you dig it?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:27, archived)
# that was mine
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:29, archived)
# this is a rich seam of puns
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:29, archived)
# I can go all day
if fuel have me
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:30, archived)
# It's that ore an alternative
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:31, archived)
# A Carbon-ara should see you through
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:31, archived)
# I'm so hungry I'll shovel it in
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Wash it down with a bottle of Coke
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:41, archived)
# alternatively:
I'd prefer chile
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Well I think they have all been shafted
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:16, archived)
# we're not all slag (heaps) you know
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:27, archived)
# That joke's just Co(a)ld hearted
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:26, archived)
# canarylly carry on with these puns?
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:36, archived)