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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:13, archived)
# is he being roughly fisted?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:15, archived)
# You mean "roughly" as in "kind-of"?
Or wait, did you say "ruffly"?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:18, archived)
# do you mean "kind-of" as in "kindly"?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:19, archived)
# i said roughly
as in "not very gently"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:19, archived)
# when did we get tetris icons?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:23, archived)
# yesterday, i think
maybe wednesday. my short-term memory isn't great
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:24, archived)
# Ah.
Then no.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 1:15, archived)
# *expresses the fact that he clicked this*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:19, archived)
# penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:20, archived)
# are you doing this on purpose to make me want penis?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:23, archived)
# when do you ever not want penis goddamn
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:31, archived)
# good point, well made
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:35, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:30, archived)
# another candle?
this place is getting a bit fire-hazard this week!
congrats :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:36, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
I'm sure he works for the Fucking Shitty Magnet Co
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:40, archived)
# hahaha
*click* for 'glans'
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:41, archived)
# Glans!
Ace - have some clicken
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 1:15, archived)
# i am getting in line for the glans
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 1:26, archived)
# PISS ON MY SHITBALLS
 
FUCKING CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 4:08, archived)
# GLANS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 5:43, archived)
# That looks like
Mark Steel
(I helped save b3ta! Leo Panthera, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 14:46, archived)
# Arse Candles 'R' Us
I don't know why, but this flavour of crisp works well with humourous ice-cream.
(Bonanzo Best Before:, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 0:12, archived)
# if this doesnt FP
I'm gonnA Quits
:)
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 0:44, archived)
[challenge entry] The Tourettes Lad Shouted "Nigger!"
At a black man- stronger and bigger
Who applied a thick pole
to the young man's butt hole
such that his anus then lost all its rigor.
(hathat, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Thank you for not illustrating this.
(TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:40, archived)