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# Contrary to popular belief,

revealed!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:29, archived)
# i like your motorised buttplug machine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:32, archived)
# €7,20 to you, ma'am
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:33, archived)
# a bargain!
*orders*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:34, archived)
#
*identity thefts*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:47, archived)
# you wouldn't want to steal my identity
or do you actually want to be that disturbed?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:48, archived)
# can't be as bad as the one I'm currently saddled with...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:49, archived)
# well, the letters you'd get from the clinic would keep you amused
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:51, archived)
# Very nice
what program do you use?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:34, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Ooo expensive profeshunel stuff
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:38, archived)
# I'm not allowed sharp objects anymore,
well, not since the 'incident'.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:39, archived)
# Yes and proctology isn't cheap from what I've heard ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:41, archived)
# I have to pay a fortune for Ms Goebbels on a weekly basis....
I'm so sorry, too much information.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:45, archived)
# Well as long as it's fun for you.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:48, archived)
# Frankly, no.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:50, archived)
# help i'm falling into the cyberpunk
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:34, archived)
# cling tenaciously to my buttocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:35, archived)
# Oh, I bet you say that to all the...
Ah, yes. So you do.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:37, archived)
# it's got to work eventually, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:40, archived)
# The odds are with you, young Smash...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:44, archived)
# Smash, I think you're in there ;) ^
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:45, archived)
# well, i would
but i'd ruin him ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:47, archived)
# He's made of 3D Pixels
he can't be ruined
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:49, archived)
# oh, but i could try
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:50, archived)
# I think this has been proven beyond peradventure
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:51, archived)
# Hang on, let me get my zimmer frame
(and truss)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:48, archived)
# That kind of sexy talk will get you in trouble young man :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:50, archived)
# Young!!?!?!?
Bwahahahhahahahahahaha!

Oh, you poor deluded soul....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:51, archived)
# i'm suddenly feeling like a teenager
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:53, archived)
# if i'm lucky, i might get one ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:53, archived)
# Try 4chan.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:59, archived)
# nobody's THAT desperate
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:01, archived)
# Have you not had enough of those already this weekend?
/obvious

*Edit: Darn, too slow
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:54, archived)
# too slow, chicken marengo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:56, archived)
# *raises loaned Young Conservatives Hearing-Trumpet to deafened ear*
Eh....what.....?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:58, archived)
# come on, gramps, time for your meds
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:01, archived)
# Oh, alright then...
*shoots up on Night Nurse*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:03, archived)
# that bloody nurse gets all the action!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:07, archived)
# Well, now you mention it...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:12, archived)
# pfff!
g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:15, archived)
# *waves*
Night!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:16, archived)
# I do believe that there is plenty enough power for all there . . .
Tesla would be proud !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:35, archived)
# That Nikola was a feisty devil, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:38, archived)
# My Herow !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:44, archived)
# It looks like something the Reavers would use...
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:45, archived)
# All they need to do is splash a little extra blood over it...
mmmm, Reavers....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:52, archived)
# very
Tron-esque Sir,

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:55, archived)
# *Recognises*
See what I did there, eh - eh?

Edit: Which reminds me...



(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:59, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:56, archived)
# I like that you're now NSFW....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:00, archived)
# looks like a borg cube without the sheet metal box
i mean that in a good way
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:59, archived)
# Naked Borg Cube....
mmmmmmm.......
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:01, archived)
# It should make an interesting sound
once I find the right bit to blow down
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:04, archived)
# I see your problem.
You have a wingle sprocket mis-aligned. Fix that and you're on your way!
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:18, archived)
# Dagnabbit!
*goes to search for appropriate adjustable spanner*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:20, archived)
# actual logging in just to say woo
so, um... woo

;)
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:23, archived)
# Ta!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:25, archived)
# any*
body fancy doing an exquisite corpse limmerick.

just post the rhyme words for the next person then once we get to five lines combine...

The first line ends: blue.


EDIT: *how rude! I'm fairly positive I typed "thass pretty much amazing" right there..
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:27, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:47, archived)
# I like all of that.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 6:06, archived)