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# Labor Day limerick

Speak to me not of this 'work'

My butt hurts and managers lurk

I get there on time

and don't make a dime

In the US, it's Labor Day, jerk
(debshock, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:29, archived)
# shut up and get back to your butt work
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:32, archived)
# I'm OFF, silly, that's the POINT
(debshock, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:46, archived)
# is IT, that's nice DEAR
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:48, archived)
#
I love you, too.
(debshock, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:50, archived)
# OMG
How does it know my name?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:33, archived)
# because it rubs the lotion onto its skin?
3rd person lols.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Pfft
*moistens*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Labour
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:44, archived)
# ^ THIS
and colour.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:45, archived)
# ^ this
and tomato
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:03, archived)
# *calls the whole thing off*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:08, archived)
# PO-TA-TOES
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:17, archived)
#
U.S. dear :P
(debshock, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Please can you stop saying you speak English, because that's not English, that's American.
Perhaps you could bring it up at the next conference?
Thank you ever so
Hugs and kisses :3

Also: at the next global meeting can we sort out what "inflammable" and "flammable" mean?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Well then, I speak American. WhatEVER, dude.
(debshock, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:26, archived)
# sorry, we're English and are by definition wankers
you're very welcome here :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:28, archived)
#
Good! *kisses*
(debshock, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:30, archived)
# ^This :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:53, archived)
# It's not a subject worth getting too precious about
a lot of changes to English were fashionable French royal court affectations made after the migrations to America. You could argue that their version is truer to the original.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Who told you you could bring facts to the debate?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Ah, so the French are to blame!
A mutual evil ;)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Was Autumn included in that?
I heard Fall was some kind of Elizabethan term.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:46, archived)